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Author Topic: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!  (Read 25736 times)

Prophet

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #675 on: December 27, 2022, 11:39:29 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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« Reply #676 on: December 28, 2022, 01:53:40 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #677 on: December 30, 2022, 03:42:24 pm »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #678 on: January 29, 2023, 01:46:04 pm »

You inquire about the gems.

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You listen in carefully about what the man tells you about the gemstones, and you can clearly picture the seams of sparkly crystals embedded in the rocks, just as he described them. He clearly knows his trade well - you're totally sure that this man has just brought you a fortune!

A) "Wonderful! You shall have the money and supplies you need!"
B) "Alas, whilst I'm sure they would bring us riches, I cannot support such an enterprise!"
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #679 on: January 29, 2023, 01:47:21 pm »

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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #680 on: January 29, 2023, 01:48:42 pm »

Aaaah! We need the sparkles!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #681 on: January 29, 2023, 02:16:12 pm »

A Hello! I like money!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #682 on: January 29, 2023, 05:20:41 pm »

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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #683 on: January 30, 2023, 01:33:48 am »

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #684 on: February 12, 2023, 01:12:47 pm »

"You shall have the money and supplies you need!"

The prospector bows and leaves with the Treasurer to discuss details of this venture.

811 AD, Mid-Spring

The goods and soldiers dispatched to assist King Tastan have crossed the border, your commanders report.

811 AD, Summer

The weather this year is very unpleasantly hot and dry.

Already there are complaints reaching your ears that the sown crops refuse to grow in such parched air, as irrigation can only help that much, and even then, only if the streams feeding it are actually not drying up themselves.

Along with complaints, some of the people in affected areas are pleading for the Crown to buy grain in preparation for the worst.

A) Agreed! Let's procure foodstuffs before famine sets in!
B) Nay! State money is better spent elsewhere!
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #685 on: February 12, 2023, 01:19:44 pm »

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All the money in the world is worse than worthless if we don’t have a country to spend it on.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
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I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #686 on: February 12, 2023, 03:33:09 pm »

A Our treasurer is gonna have a heart attack by the end of this but we need to raise our happiness quiet badly.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #687 on: February 12, 2023, 03:38:55 pm »

A Our treasurer is gonna have a heart attack by the end of this but we need to raise our happiness quiet badly.
Plus hey, we're about to make a lot of money off turquoises.
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Glass is, as usual, correct.
Yep, as ever, I bestow upon Glass the expected +1
I'm gonna say we go with whatever Glass's idea is.

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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #688 on: February 13, 2023, 01:32:37 am »

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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: SPAMKINGDOM N-th: King Velarien of Bailemarr!
« Reply #689 on: March 01, 2023, 12:28:58 pm »

You decide to spend money to alleviate possible famine troubles before they truly begin.

811 AD, Midsummer

Terrible news arrive from the northwest!

Apparently, the troops of King Tastan combined with the men and supplies he received from you weren't enough; a major battle was lost pretty terribly by the young sovereign and his army suffered thousands of casaulties, and he had to move camp further southwest.

The messenger who brought the news kneels before you as your courtiers murmur and gasp at this unfortunate turn of events.

"With this report my lord, King Tastan, pleads for more troops and supplies from his staunchest of allies, King Velarien of Bailemarr."

A) "Extra troops he can have, but I have no more money to share."
B) "Agreed! He shall have the money and troops he needs - again!"
C) "I can send him some money, but I need my troops here."
D) "Alas! I have nothing to give, be gone now!"
« Last Edit: March 01, 2023, 12:38:31 pm by Haspen »
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