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Author Topic: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology  (Read 1184 times)

Grim Portent

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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2022, 05:04:55 pm »

I've never tasted mermaid it's just to expensive for me, and aliens never come around where I am.


But what about Bigfoot has anyone tasted one of them?

[Insert tasteless joke about Bigfoot pornos here]

Yes, they're a thing. Sadly.
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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2022, 05:44:27 pm »

They even come in multiple varieties, from written erotica to CGI animation. I'm not even sure if it's a sad thing, hirsute folks deserve love, too, y'know?
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King Zultan

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« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2022, 01:07:49 am »

I wasn't surprised when I heard about Bigfoot porn being a thing, I mean there's porn of everything else so why not Bigfoot as well.
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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2022, 08:15:52 am »

Do you wanna know The TruthTM?

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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2022, 08:35:40 am »

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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2022, 07:20:17 pm »

Do you wanna know The TruthTM?

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Impossible! The killer wasn't bald!

You fool! It was a wig!
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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2022, 01:13:03 am »

Oh shit he was disguised as the maid the entire time!
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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2022, 02:43:13 am »

But the legs! The beautiful, sensual feminine legs!
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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2022, 10:56:47 am »

If the dress size fits, you must convict!

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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #25 on: July 06, 2022, 04:41:13 pm »

The Georgia Guidestones, one of those structures that attract swarms of conspiratorial thought (it's a message from the Illuminati! Or Satanists!), got partly blown up this morning.

Surly the elite's plans are hindered by this development
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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #26 on: July 06, 2022, 05:27:47 pm »

NOOOOOO! THE MONOLITH!!!! OUR POWER IS BROKEN!!!!

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Re: Conspiracy, Superstition and Cryptozoology
« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2022, 02:30:25 am »

OH GOD THAT THING BLEW UP SURLY THIS MEANS SOMETHING!!!
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