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Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« on: June 11, 2022, 06:19:58 pm »

What's your Breaking Bad plan?
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2022, 06:45:58 pm »

Quit job, read until die. Shit ain't complicated, do what you love and don't worry about the rest of it. Hopefully you've already either arranged for a will or are okay with whatever the applicable gov't's default behavior is.

... also make sure to reply to all your threads with mentions of hypnotoad instead of just most of them. Might as well stay on top of it if it's only going to go for a few more months.
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2022, 07:25:25 pm »

I often debate whether I'd remain celibate, or break down and hire a prostitute.
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2022, 07:33:03 pm »

Just die that's it it's too late for relationships anyway that boat sailed years ago and struck a reef on the way out

I have decided that in lieu of cremation I would like to be blown to bits like that time in Oregon they tried to blow up a whale to get rid of it
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2022, 09:54:55 pm »

If I wasn't too sick, I would probably do more or less what I'm already doing ...

either that or I'd blow all my money riding tall ships and drinking really expensive puer in china
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2022, 10:44:27 pm »

I'd try to become a hacker and cleanse the forums of unnescessary depressing threads
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2022, 11:34:42 pm »

Stop Novel from making new threads at all costs
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2022, 04:48:20 am »

Probably keep doing what I've been doing, except fencing fuck that shit.
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2022, 07:26:57 am »

keel over n die
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2022, 08:09:36 am »

Between hyperinflation, famine, world war and vaccine injury, you likely don't have a year left.

Bye
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2022, 08:13:12 am »

• I go all-in with my investments. I keep the money to survive the year.I sign up for multiple life insurrences and I fill them to the tits.
• I pick a trash girl. By try or by bribe, I try to make a relationship work somehow, and if possible, I try to get a child to inherit the absurd wealth I'll create by dying.
• If that fails I will try and reunite with my siblings because someone oughta get that cash
• I will educate the person who will get to work in  my library after my death. One year is not enough, but that will have to suffice
• I'll try to get close to my father again, without much hope.
• The rest will be unaffected by my upcoming doom. I'll keep gardening, drawing, playing video games and selling books as it what life has to offer to me.

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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2022, 04:05:03 pm »

I'd get a second opinion, because doctors are people too and people are morons to err is human.

If I believed it was true ... I might go on a quest to try all the alcohols and drugs.
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2022, 04:51:51 pm »

I'd get a second opinion, because doctors are people too and people are morons to err is human.

What do you call someone who graduated med school with a D?

A doctor.
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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2022, 05:25:22 pm »

Probably keep doing what I've been doing, except fencing fuck that shit.
I feel like I'd be doing more fencing.
Fence that shit

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Re: Describe your plan if you have 1 year to live
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2022, 05:40:13 pm »

do nothing

die
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