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Author Topic: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing  (Read 3379 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2022, 01:15:33 am »

"Holy shit, bastard came outta nowhere!"
Grab my gun from the van and shoot the moose in the chest before it gets back up!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when youíre done?

SuperDino85

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2022, 10:12:32 am »

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"Good hen."

Headpat chicken. Then move on with my life.

(1) You try to headpat chicken, but the chicken bites your hand, and suddenly a huge flock of chickens rapidly close in and start biting and pecking and clawing with way more violence than any regular chicken should have.

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Make a super serum

(Is there going to be a leaderboard like last time? So we know who is ahead of who?)

(4) You make a serum. Itís extraordinary but not by much.

"I should find someone rich enough to pay in gold and jewels.

..Or maybe just steal from someone rich.  That's just as good."

There any yachts about?  Occupied or unoccupied?


(2) Unfortunately, you donít see any yachts around.

"Holy shit, bastard came outta nowhere!"
Grab my gun from the van and shoot the moose in the chest before it gets back up!
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(6) You shoot the moose directly in the heart. It keels over.
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Knightwing64

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2022, 10:41:58 am »

Drink the serum as I gloat about my awesomeness. Unleash propaganda about other villains
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Devastator

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2022, 10:04:50 pm »

Next check, mansions?  There any proper palatial estates around here?

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King Zultan

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2022, 01:51:40 am »

"Okay now for the hard part getting this big bastard into the van."
Turn my van around so I can drag the dead moose up the ramp and into the lab in the back of the van.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when youíre done?

Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #35 on: July 03, 2022, 09:52:44 pm »

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Casually defend myself. Emphasis on the defense.

"Oh, I'm afraid that won't work on me, dears."
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SuperDino85

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2022, 03:53:56 pm »

Drink the serum as I gloat about my awesomeness. Unleash propaganda about other villains

(3) You drink the serum. It tastes really fruity and bubbly, but nothing really happens.

Next check, mansions?  There any proper palatial estates around here?

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(6) You find a castle and loot it of everything it has, which in total is probably worth billions, but you level the castle in the process.

"Okay now for the hard part getting this big bastard into the van."
Turn my van around so I can drag the dead moose up the ramp and into the lab in the back of the van.
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(3) You turn your vehicle around and attempt to drag the moose up the ramp. It’s really heavy though, and you only manage to get it on the ramp before wearing yourself out.

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Casually defend myself. Emphasis on the defense.

"Oh, I'm afraid that won't work on me, dears."

Martha vs Chickens (5+2 v 6)

You are perfectly capable of holding off some pesky chickens, but these chickens in particular, despite being ineffective, are RELENTLESS. Not to mention, you manage to get a glimpse through all the flying feather madness of even more chickens breaking in through the walls of the building.


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« Last Edit: July 06, 2022, 03:23:41 pm by SuperDino85 »
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Egan_BW

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2022, 04:51:52 pm »

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Doesn't matter, they can't hurt me. Go for a coffee and watch the unsealed evil wreck the world for me.
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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2022, 07:46:55 pm »

I have a multi million dollar company, a army of robots and infiltrator versions of said robots, but Iím behind the dude who has been dragging a moose the whole time.






Makes sense.
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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2022, 08:05:11 pm »

I mean, I unleased a terrible evil on the world and am at the bottom, don't complain.
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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2022, 08:07:27 pm »

(I'm in first place and all I can do is casually steal billions of dollars and destroy large historic buildings.)

"Wow.. there's just so much."  Rachel looks at the valuables, eyes shining with light reflected off the piles of gold.  Then her stomach growls again.

"I think I should eat something more dragony today."

Fill my pockets with gold and find some cows.  There any cow farms about?

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King Zultan

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #41 on: July 06, 2022, 01:22:46 am »

(Kind of strange to be in second place when all I've done is hit a moose with a van, still pretty cool.)

"Damn I should of invested in a winch."
Sit for a bit then drag the moose the rest of the way into the van, can't work with it visible to the public.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when youíre done?

Knightwing64

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #42 on: July 06, 2022, 06:17:47 am »

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Use super smarts to restore my rightful place at the top of the leaderboard
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SuperDino85

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #43 on: July 06, 2022, 02:40:38 pm »

I have a multi million dollar company, a army of robots and infiltrator versions of said robots, but Iím behind the dude who has been dragging a moose the whole time.






Makes sense.

My bad I forgot all about the robots. I updated the placements
« Last Edit: July 06, 2022, 04:18:23 pm by SuperDino85 »
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SuperDino85

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Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« Reply #44 on: July 06, 2022, 02:45:58 pm »

I mean, I unleased a terrible evil on the world and am at the bottom, don't complain.

Thereís kind of a difference between simply unleashing it and getting attacked by the thing you unleashed. Donít worry though cause things are going to get wild now that the terrible evil is out and all of your current placements could change drastically anyway
« Last Edit: July 06, 2022, 02:47:34 pm by SuperDino85 »
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