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Beengus, nobody
« on: July 01, 2023, 10:48:30 pm »

Beengus was a Kobold.  In 753, carrying only a dagger, Beengus tried to sneak past 10 of my steel-armed-and-armored guardsdwarves and was killed instantly. 

I liked the name Beengus and looked her up in Legends only to find out she was effectively nobody.  A non-kobold.  A nothing.  A blank space in history.

Beengus was born in 683.  She was of unknown parentage.  An orphan.  She lived an event-less life.  In the summer of 752, Beengus decided to become a thief, operating in the wilds.   She had nothing and did nothing to add to history.  Except die ignominiously to a dwarf who outmatched her 100x. 

Yet she tried.  For that, I made a monument: about the best I could do:

"This is a masterful platinum statue of Beengus created by Inod Kekimlikot.  The item is a rendition of The Arena of Flickering, an image of Beengus the kobold and a sock.  Beengus is embracing the sock.  Beengus is laughing.  The image was commissioned by The Pulley of Passion, a local dwarven government."

Rest in Peace you little nobody.  Somebody remembers you now.


Stupid little sprites making me feel things...

« Last Edit: July 01, 2023, 10:53:20 pm by ledgekindred »
I don't understand, though that is about right with anything DF related.
I just hope he dies the same death that all dwarfs deserve: liver disease.
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Re: Beengus, nobody
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2023, 02:16:57 am »

May Beengus forever rest in peace, having filled her blank space in history with the regrettable decision to sneak into a player controlled fortress.



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Re: Beengus, nobody
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2023, 03:52:11 am »

Shoot for the moon.  Even if you miss, your splattered remains will land among the stars.


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Re: Beengus, nobody
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2023, 04:51:54 am »

Gone but not forgotten. RIP in peace, Beengus. May your wife Bingus and your daughter Beangus remember you always.
« Last Edit: July 08, 2023, 05:46:00 am by HedgehogMind »


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Re: Beengus, nobody
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2023, 10:23:25 pm »

Oh, Beengus. Gone but not forgotten.
and the quadriplegic toothless vampire killed me effortlessly after that
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