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[PNB]

anyone ever wiped out an entire town of foolish humaniods?

[Capntastic]

Nope.

[grendel]

Yup. I accidentally slashed one of my companions in the stomach with an axe while we were adventuring in a cave. When I went back to the human town, this guy (who followed me and magically healed the wound in his gut) assaulted me immediately. I had to kill him in the middle of the town, causing the entire town to turn against me. I hid behind a tree, started sneaking, crept into the center of town, and stole all of the weapons from the shop.

I threw a shortsword and cut a peasant in half. I then impaled an axeman with a thrown spear, and when he fell to the ground and passed out, I bludgeoned him with a rock until his chest exploded in gore. The Hammer Master proved quite a bit more difficult, as he blocked every one of the weapons I threw, but his fortunes changed when I gouged out his eyes and then severed his spine with one brutal chop.  One by one I eliminated the town's defenders, until only the mayor remained. I ran right up to him with my great axe held high and cut off his leg, forcing him immediately to the ground. I then strangled him until he passed out. I retired my battle axe and traveled to the next town, leaving the mayor to expire in a pool of his own blood.

[ September 02, 2006: Message edited by: grendel ]

[Captain Mayday]

Wouldn't the next town have attacked you also?

[grendel]

Yes. I didn't continue the story because I was killed by a Swordmaster in that town. I wanted to tell a story with a happy ending, okay?  

[Captain Mayday]

And the death of a villain who wiped out a town of innocents isn't a happy ending?

[Shador]

I've been waging an epic war against a town named Woodsound. (It's in a prefab world, so you might be familiar with it.) Legends were forged in that battle, and subsequently slaughtered. The town is covered with spilled blood, and the posessions of the fallen are scattered everywhere.
One swordmaster still stands guard there: Fanu Guardrules, the Zeal of Miles. So far, he has slain... let's see... 27 of my characters with his iron twohanded sword. He moves very, very quickly, deflects arrows in midflight, and has a lethal attack.
He also has a pike lodged in his left hand. I'll get him eventually...

[Captain Mayday]

Try wrestling his sword away, then gouging his eyes out.

[Shador]

Tried that. Several times. Still try it occasionally, but I've had more success with Throwers.

[PNB]

In one world I have engaged the defenders of the one town, many a many times. I have reduced thier numbers to the elite, and am going in with a marksdragon to see if I can thin down thier numbers more.

[Gedsaro]

Marks Dragon?
Precision fireballing?  

[PNB]

handheld ballista... and good news, everyone but the mayor of that town... is deeead.

[Gedsaro]

Why does everyone spare the mayor?

[grendel]

I didn't spare him. I cut off his leg and strangled him, and then left him to bleed to death [he did].   :mad:

[PNB]

So I went to another town, and rampaged, wounding many many people, I wanted to make that town into a place full of invalids they mobbed me after that.