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Author Topic: Worrying Statement Thread  (Read 1422 times)

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Worrying Statement Thread
« on: September 05, 2022, 06:17:09 pm »

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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2022, 06:52:59 pm »

Who is Mr Eaten?
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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2022, 07:48:34 pm »

Yet.
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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2022, 03:51:31 am »

Hold my beer.
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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2022, 04:45:35 am »

We are getting more and more of these one-liner threads.
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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2022, 06:15:46 am »

Julius Caesar, the famed Roman leader who conquered France, was an admirer of Socrates, so he decided to meet the philosopher for himself.

He traveled to Constantinople, where Socrates was living at the time. Based on the accounts of Tacitus' 'Lives of the 12 Caesars", the two men exchanged only a few words. Caesar came upon Socrates as the philosopher was basking in the morning sunlight.

Thrilled to meet the famous thinker, Caesar asked if there was any favor he might do for him. To that, Socrates replied:

“Move a little to the right; you are blocking my sun.”

Caesar then declared, “If I were not Caesar, then I should wish to be Socrates.”
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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2022, 04:08:55 pm »

I thought that was originally about Diogenes and Alexander

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2022, 04:47:45 pm »

Your destination is 20 metres behind you. Recalibrating. Your destination is 10 metres behind you. Recalibrating. You have reached your destinatio-
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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2022, 05:16:17 pm »

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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2022, 11:01:49 am »

The things you find yourself saying all the time do mean something
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2022, 12:16:19 pm »

"So yes, I think the age of consent should be 12 years old."
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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2022, 01:05:28 pm »

BOO! Get new material.
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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2022, 01:21:10 pm »

We did our best.
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2022, 04:04:16 am »

We'll try harder next time Novel, we promise!
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Re: Worrying Statement Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2022, 04:59:33 am »

We'll try harder next time Novel, we promise!
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