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[Scoops Novel]

Not all the parts of you can talk.

[Great Order]

Who is Mr Eaten?

[MrRoboto75]

Yet.

[King Zultan]

Hold my beer.

[MaxTheFox]

We are getting more and more of these one-liner threads.

[ChairmanPoo]

Julius Caesar, the famed Roman leader who conquered France, was an admirer of Socrates, so he decided to meet the philosopher for himself.

He traveled to Constantinople, where Socrates was living at the time. Based on the accounts of Tacitus' 'Lives of the 12 Caesars", the two men exchanged only a few words. Caesar came upon Socrates as the philosopher was basking in the morning sunlight.

Thrilled to meet the famous thinker, Caesar asked if there was any favor he might do for him. To that, Socrates replied:

“Move a little to the right; you are blocking my sun.”

Caesar then declared, “If I were not Caesar, then I should wish to be Socrates.”

[Loud Whispers]

I thought that was originally about Diogenes and Alexander

[Imic]

Your destination is 20 metres behind you. Recalibrating. Your destination is 10 metres behind you. Recalibrating. You have reached your destinatio-

[Loud Whispers]

Your destination is 20 metres behind you. Recalibrating. Your destination is 10 metres behind you. Recalibrating. You have reached your destinatio-

The missile knows where it is at all times, it knows this because it knows where it isn't

[Scoops Novel]

The things you find yourself saying all the time do mean something

[Magmacube_tr]

"So yes, I think the age of consent should be 12 years old."

[Scoops Novel]

BOO! Get new material.

[dragdeler]

We did our best.

[King Zultan]

We'll try harder next time Novel, we promise!

[EuchreJack]

We'll try harder next time Novel, we promise!

We have a Winner!