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Author Topic: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)  (Read 970 times)

Scoops Novel

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If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« on: September 13, 2022, 05:14:49 pm »
Let's say it has to cap out at... impressive.
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2022, 06:09:22 pm »
We'd come up with fourteen slightly different designs and argue about them. In the end, the option "magical purple megadicksword" would win because of spite votes.
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2022, 07:29:50 pm »
Someone has to say this; magical because it also functions as a dick?
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2022, 07:50:55 pm »
The ultimate Dildo, to Slay or to Lay, to Fuck and to Fuck Up

Really, everyone would opt for the arming sword that spews magma globs at high velocity

Or maybe the dildosword that fires magma globs at high velocity?
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2022, 08:41:07 pm »
Can we make it out of copper?  Copper is pretty cheap.  At least ingame.
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2022, 03:28:16 am »
I say we make the ultimate hobo sword/giant dildo and make it out of all the aluminum we get from melting down soda cans!


It'll be cheap because those cans are free, but the main problem will be figuring out how to make it magic.
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2022, 03:50:16 am »
Well, making it a sword of dancing then...
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2022, 04:24:35 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on September 14, 2022, 03:28:16 am
It'll be cheap because those cans are free, but the main problem will be figuring out how to make it magic.

Easy, buy a can of Magic spray. Of course we can only afford the cheapest kind, so it will be buggy and full of commercials that you can't bypass.
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2022, 01:56:06 pm »
Guys I made this banging sword but now it's stuck in a rock what do
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2022, 05:23:18 pm »
Quote from: King Zultan on September 14, 2022, 03:28:16 am
I say we make the ultimate hobo sword/giant dildo and make it out of all the aluminum we get from melting down soda cans!


It'll be cheap because those cans are free, but the main problem will be figuring out how to make it magic.

Those cans ain't cheap! They're worth 5 cents EACH!
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2022, 02:05:32 am »
Where do you live that you get 5 cents each, last time I recycled cans payment was by weight.
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2022, 03:16:27 am »
This is a masterful magical sword +1 {25% off}. It cuts budget and menaces with spikes of cheapness.
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2022, 09:16:45 pm »
Should really just make a magical sword that enchants other objects you tap with it.
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2022, 11:51:43 am »
How much for some cardboard and a roll of aluminum foil?
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Re: If Bay 12 Could Forge Exactly One Magic Sword (on a budget)
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2022, 12:17:54 pm »
Clearly the sword must be enchanted with a spell that produces more swords and then we let exponential growth take over from there
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