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Desperate Hiveminds
« on: September 15, 2022, 06:14:53 pm »

If you were one of the worlds smarter hiveminds - perhaps ancient, formed from the connections of many clever brains through words and deeds - what would you be doing about now?
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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2022, 05:36:27 am »

Reading the news paper while taking a shit.
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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2022, 04:15:14 pm »

Killing/absorbing the other hiveminds. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Reading the news paper while taking a shit.
Or this.  Actually, probably this.

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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2022, 07:32:46 am »

You would also be trying to manifest.
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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2022, 10:18:00 am »

I would be trying to maximize profit for my shareholders board members by literally any means necessary.
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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2022, 03:25:50 pm »

You would also be trying to manifest.
Manifesting a shit into the toilet while reading the morning newspaper.
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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2022, 02:10:18 am »

You would also be trying to manifest.
Does taking a shit count as manifesting?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2022, 10:15:05 am »

...Hilariously, you've hit upon an erotic manga subgenre.  I will not be elaborating except that people are very, very creative!
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No justice: no peace.
Quote from: Fallen London, one Unthinkable Hope
This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2022, 01:08:59 am »

You would also be trying to manifest.
Does taking a shit count as manifesting?

Waiting since the time of Ancient Greece to manifest a shit ...no wonder they're desperate!

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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2022, 03:06:20 am »

...Hilariously, you've hit upon an erotic manga subgenre.  I will not be elaborating except that people are very, very creative!
It is terrifying and it was inevitable.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2022, 04:16:24 pm »

...Hilariously, you've hit upon an erotic manga subgenre.  I will not be elaborating except that people are very, very creative!

Can I please get an ela...

You know what? I am not even gonna bother.
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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2022, 06:14:25 pm »

No yeah that's for the best.  It's a very abstract (heh) fantasy.  Technically there's no poop-
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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2022, 04:50:39 am »

If you were one of the worlds smarter hiveminds - perhaps ancient, formed from the connections of many clever brains through words and deeds - what would you be doing about now?
I would use each and every hive user to shitpost on the internet with one dude who would be unaware that the many thousands of people they are bantsing with are just 1 amoeba reaching apotheosis

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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2022, 01:52:15 am »

That moment you realize that all spam bots are actually powered by hive minds.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Desperate Hiveminds
« Reply #14 on: October 04, 2022, 09:08:16 am »

Maybe they do all add up to a Nigerian Prince...
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