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Author Topic: If Bay 12 Was Responsible For Training a Lv 1 Adventuring Party From Birth.  (Read 850 times)

Scoops Novel

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We have all the resources of an Archmage at our disposal, including time travel for us but not for them. Training takes place in a fantasy world. 5 kids.
« Last Edit: September 18, 2022, 04:38:53 pm by Scoops Novel »
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Re: If Bay 12 Was Responsible For Training a Lv 1 Adventuring Party From Birth.
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2022, 06:58:50 pm »

We have all the resources of an Archmage at our disposal, including time travel for us but not for them. Training takes place in a fantasy world. 5 kids.
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2022, 07:28:11 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2022, 10:11:07 pm »

We have all the resources of an Archmage at our disposal, including time travel for us but not for them. Training takes place in a fantasy world. 5 kids.
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This is coming from a level 20 Paladin?
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Re: If Bay 12 Was Responsible For Training a Lv 1 Adventuring Party From Birth.
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2022, 10:23:38 pm »

See here: Dwarven Childcare.
Was gonna say Girlinhat had that covered.

As if she was last online 5 years ago. I miss the hat-wearing moral black hole and her zany, socially bankrupt ideas.
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Re: If Bay 12 Was Responsible For Training a Lv 1 Adventuring Party From Birth.
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2022, 12:59:11 am »

So when do we set up the danger room?
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Re: If Bay 12 Was Responsible For Training a Lv 1 Adventuring Party From Birth.
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2022, 02:31:51 am »

We must expose these feeble children to magma mists to burn off their fat,  making them unable to feel pain.
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Re: If Bay 12 Was Responsible For Training a Lv 1 Adventuring Party From Birth.
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2022, 07:15:10 am »

Send 4 kids to different corners of the world to learn from different local masters that we definitely have connections with. One kid we hand train in the art of wizardry. Once mature weíll have a varied party
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Re: If Bay 12 Was Responsible For Training a Lv 1 Adventuring Party From Birth.
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2022, 07:39:05 am »

You all seem to forget about the two year long swimming session, get those attributes up first, so consecutive trainings will be less often interrupted by drivel like eating and sleeping.
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« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2022, 07:42:11 pm »

teach them all how to dodge
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Re: If Bay 12 Was Responsible For Training a Lv 1 Adventuring Party From Birth.
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2022, 09:33:14 pm »

Level one in what system? What setting? Hell, what medium even.

Assuming D&D for example, there's like 8 or 9 different versions from throughout the years, and some are more or less able to be reduced into a mathematical formula. A 3rd, 3.5th or 5th edition party could be readily boiled down to a mathematical optimum, which would be the ethical thing to do in a world where they can actually suffer and their success/failure have consequences. Ideal party would almost certainly boil down to a mix of wizards, clerics and druids in modern D&D, maybe a Bard in 5th. Older D&D it would basically not even have magic users because they were dead weight for several levels and by the time one can actually do anything useful the party would have enough gold to live comfortable lives as non-adventurers.
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2022, 10:49:44 pm »


Exactly.

Equip them with a shield, have Ďem grab a rabbit or a squirrel, and tell them to wait for a day until they level up dodging, armor-wearing, and their shield abilities.

Sure, they may get bitten fingers that get infected forever, but itís worth it.
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Re: If Bay 12 Was Responsible For Training a Lv 1 Adventuring Party From Birth.
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2022, 02:16:37 am »

Why don't we make them train until they're legendary in combat then teach them how to wizard.
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2022, 05:27:06 pm »

Why don't we make them train until they're legendary in combat then teach them how to wizard.
The brain injuries might interfere with the wizard part.

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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2022, 01:04:40 am »

Damn forgot about the brain damage, we need to invest in helmets each of them.
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