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Author Topic: Spookyfort IV: The Overlook - Overspookers welcome!  (Read 13907 times)

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Slowwards the Chartreuse Plan. I am baffeled how the dwarf wielding the weapon could lose it to the pigmys. Hopefully we will get them back, pygmys are kill on

oh my god, we got an artifact hammer then the pygmys stole it immediately? LOL that is cursed
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Uh, heh.

The beginning of my turn is going seriously south... We'll see if I manage to pull through this.

Report coming later today (or tomorrow morning).

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The Spooky Spring of 14



2nd Granite, 14

So, uh. Hello.

My name is Ustuth Bookauthored, but you can call me 'Bobsie'. I'm a fishery worker. And despite things, I'm currently feeling good. That might be due to the booze I just had, though it was quite annoying to slurp it straight from the barrel. Not enough cups here.

But, in any case, to the matter at hand: it seems I've been (for some reason) assigned to oversee this dump for the next... Well, I don't actually know for how long, but anyway.

I tried to protest at the choice, but my complaints were ignored. Well. Don't blame me then if things go south. I have no idea how cities are managed (we are a city now, after all). One hundred and twenty-three heads to order around seems like an intimidating task.

Hell, I don't even know half of the folk here.

But what I know is that we don't have a fishery here. And no place to fish. That's something I'd like to change. Don't really care about giving orders. We all gotta learn to take the initiative and be independent. Who needs a boss anyway? Nobody likes being bossed.



The great three-eyed shrew resides still in the first caverns. 'Avolition' Masterbodice, the previous overseer, said that no matter what, the caverns should remain sealed. I'm not sure about it, but for now I trust her judgment.

A pity, though. There's a lake in those caverns. And a good fishing spot, too.



Luckily, it's not the only spot with water. Even deeper down, in another layer, there's some kind of pond. Now I'm not certain if there's any fish, or what kind of fish, but I've asked the miners to dig a passage all the way down there (and to not breach the walls before safety measures are in place).



The stairs will go up-up-up until we almost reach our main area. There we will have space for the fisheries.



Above the fisheries are the farm plots, stills, kitchens - you name it. Where all the food magic is made, y'know?

If this works out, later we can connect to the passage to the lake in the first cave layer. Once it is made safe again, of course.

But enough of my blathering.

Let's get to work.





As work begins above, down below, one of the hammerdwarves, Adil Sunkgorges, chases a terrified puppy trying to kick it, bash it and throw severed arms (namely the right lower arm of one Ral Měshoserib) at it.



The terrified puppy is struck down.

What drove Adil to this madness? Who can tell? Maybe it's something in the air? Or food?

Or possibly due to the fact that Adil has been under tremendous amounts of pressure and wearing tattered clothing certainly hadn't helped her mood.

Puppies have been killed for lesser reasons.

Regardless, Adil shall from this day forth be known as Adil 'Puppy-Smasher' Sunkgorges.





What is happening!?

Where did all these doctors, dentists and organ donors come from?

It's complete chaos. Gods! Somebody do something! Send in the military, send in anyone!

How did these fiends get inside? I'm certain the bridge was closed.

I-I, I'm sure I checked it before beginning work on the fishing area...



No.

There is no bridge sealing the entry.

Where'd it go? Did we even have one? Am I only imagining things?

Well, one things for sure: the enemy has open entry into our home now.



Everyone into the meeting hall! NOW!

It's the only place close enough where we can bar the doors!



So many dead already.

And it has barely begun.



No! Some of the military rushed outside to take on the enemy. Fools!

Well, it's now or never.

Send in the rest!



Maybe it'll buy us enough time to hastily seal ourselves with a wall?



We had to change the spot for the wall, but it's up.

Now, if we could just manage to wall up the wood stockpile still. Those doors won't hold long.

I dare not think how the military is faring. But if they would all be dead, the dentists would've surely swarmed us by now...



Why is there a wide side passage from the main entry leading straight into the FREAKING BEDROOMS WITH NO WAY TO SEAL IT!?!

You there! You're a volunteer! And you! And you!

Now GO STOP THE ENEMY!

...Meanwhile we'll build a third wall. We'll certainly let you in afterwards... Right.



We were too slow to seal the passage.

Despite the brave sacrifice of many a dwarf and what-not, the enemy came through. That is no wonder, for those who gave their lives had barely any training.

We did, however, manage to wall the west doors of the meeting hall.

We lost our bedrooms in the process. And access to the trade depot and crafting area.

But other than that, we have still most of the base necessities.

We can build anew.

I did a quick headcount. There are eighty of us. We lost fourty-three.

Gods.





A small glimmer of hope arrives in the form of a newly born boy.

There is much to do for us to get back on our feet, but I am certain we will eventually make it.





It seems some of us have already given up and decided we'll all die, as is witnessed by the sarcophagus Kogan made out of adamantine.

She has decorated Bisekkonad, 'Veilband', with pear wood and sheep wool, encircling it with bands of highwood and armored pinky carapace. The sarcophagus is a recursive one: it has an image of itself in adamantine.

Additionally there's an image of traveling dwarves in snallygaster bone - you know the typical image of the founding dwarves so common in our culture (though the material is certainly extraordinary!). There's also an image of a frost charger in armored pinky leather, and, to top it off, another image of the sarcophagus in blooming beast bone.

An impressive artifact indeed.

...Though, some might say that we'd have had better use for that adamantine.






3rd Felsite, 14

“This place is haunted.

Amost the Spook dropped dead today. In the main hall, right in front of everyone's eyes! Some swore that they saw a specter fluttering near Amost when it happened. The Spook went suddenly pale, eyes aghast and body twisting in fear! Tirist the armorer saw it all. Or so he claims to. He was surprisingly calm and unaffected by Amost's death and he claimed that it was the ghost of Catten Dragongilt the Sweet One of Jaws that spooked the Spook to death.

Slabs are being made, so don't blame me on this! I didn't make a mess and leave it to someone else to clean! Blame the others! I didn't ask for this job!

Or if I did, I was drunk. And you shouldn't believe what drunkards tell you!”





It is summer.

Things are a bit calmer now. We're busy at work making coffins and slabs, putting up memorials, and since we lost access to the surface farms, dog meat has become the staple of our diet.



There's a dormitory now set up beneath the main hall. It's been awful sleeping on the cold, hard floors. We still don't have enough beds, but we're getting there, we're getting there.



As the hospital lay full after the horrid assault by the dentists and their cronies, we had to figure some way to get water.

Well, we now have a well.

Just south of the tanner, behind those wheelbarrows there, stairs lead upwards to the well room. Notice those two levers next to the doorway: the left one seals the bridge next to it, while the right one seals the bridge in the well room.

Just as a precaution.



The well itself is pretty bare, but it does the trick.

As you can see, we've been thoughtful and set up storage for buckets next to it. No soap yet, though.



And the well itself leads down into the lake in the first caverns.

The beauty of it is that we found a spot where the water is surrounded by natural defenses and the water is deep enough that it isn't that usual mucky, icky, muddy cavern water. And it's close to the hospital, too!



But my main goal, the fisheries, that is now completed.

There's security measures in the form of bridges to the fishing spots of the first and second cavern lakes. The levers have been labeled (as well as the bridges) so that even a dumber dwarf than me should understand!




However, I have decided not to breach the caves yet for access to fish.

That, I will leave for the next overseer.

For you see, I honestly don't like ordering people around. Like I said, I didn't ask for this job. I tried it, I cleaned a bloody mess (well, sort of) and now I'm done. They never told me how long I should be bossing dwarves around, so hell, I'll call it quits!

I'm done! I'm out of here!

You can find me in the pub.

...Wait.

Do we even have a pub?



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Whew.

I was certain we were done for. I don't know what happened to the bridge, but almost immediately after unpausing there's all manner of job interruption spam and then I notice that the enemy is already inside.

At that point, well, I panicked, acted quickly and sent too many dwarves to their deaths. Though, it might have been necessary to do that anyways, since that bought me just enough time to put up the walls.

...Then I realized that there was another passage circling to the living areas from behind. If I would've paid more attention to the layout, well, I probably could've saved the bedrooms.

Anyway, I'm cutting my turn short. Didn't expect the turn to come so soon and the beginning of the turn to take so long, and I have to do some other stuff in the next week or so.

It's the 20th of Hematite (I think), so early summer. There's a siege still outside. At least two forgotten beasts are in the caverns, but they shouldn't have access to the fort.

There's loads of side passages (quarries?) in the deeper levels. I blocked some, just in case for safety (and pathing).

Other than that? Uh, if the next overspook has questions, just ask.

Oh, the save:

https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16115

Good luck!

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I had that as well, seems the bridge at the front gate is a dwarven punching bag. But hey great job overspook hanging in there.
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I was honestly surprised I lost "only" 40 dorfs (and no named ones lost, except the guy who I named after he killed the puppy).

Should be a bit more "easy" start for the next one now.

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jeez well dang alright then. that is one way to lower the popcount to acceptable levels.


the bridge was an inside job. someone is secretly aligned with the pygmy menace!


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I can't believe I did the zombie movie equivalent to running inside and forgetting to close the door behind me...

Sorry about that.

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I suspect next year's fort is going to be about unfucking the DFM (Delphonso Frights and Magic)'s reputation and funds in the wake of repeated terrible decisions leading to catastrophic loss of life and resources.

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I suspect next year's fort is going to be about unfucking the DFM (Delphonso Frights and Magic)'s reputation and funds in the wake of repeated terrible decisions leading to catastrophic loss of life and resources.

Mr. Bones' Wild Ride is gonna bankrupt us...


Also, ZM5 released an update to Zombies Ate My Dwarves and it's wonderful!

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Those blasted Pygmys are to blame, they are the walls and the doors. Everything is a pygmy.

Low key down to contribute a mod to next year
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Personal Log of Dr. Goodname
Date: 14-04-27
Longest Road Initiative


This document and any enclosed materials are restricted to Site Administrator level or above.
Unauthorized viewing is punishable by summary execution. Do your part to prevent data breaches.
                                                       



It is, of course, unnecessary for me to note the tremendous strain that our organization has been under since the awakening. Suffice it to say, we were caught with our pants down. We have to scramble and make do with whatever limited resources are still available to us. That is why I'm here now, at Site-03 or, as the locals call it, the fortress of Livingdead. To collect and assess information on this new world we find ourselves in. The Initiative had a finger in this place's creation, of course, but due to our constraints we had to leave it to local administration. For provincial work, it's not half bad, although the defences leave a lot to be desired.

I arrived a little over a year ago, and had intended to lay low a while longer to prepare my research. Unfortunately, recent events have forced my hand. A massive security breach nearly compromised the entire site. The civilian overseer before me performed admirably in instituting a lockdown. However, given the dangerous and rapidly evolving situation, I have decided to assume direct administration of the site.

On first glance, our stocks appear to be at an acceptable level. The plump helmet farms should provide the bare necessities for survival, and we still have plenty of dog roasts. I am somewhat concerned by the presence of eggs from the anomalous fungal crows in our food stocks, but no ill effects have been observed thus far.

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My first order was to conduct some seismic readings. They confirmed that the invading army has retreated to the surface. There were also some unusually strong rumblings coming from the caverns, but we can worry about that later. With the enemy on the surface, I gave the order to reclaim the living quarters. My effort was frustrated by the parade of fools who thought the lockdown had been fully lifted and tried to get to the upper levels. However, the dormitory hall was eventually sealed without incident. We have reclaimed the site bar the refuse dump, trade depot and surface farm.

For now, we have time to lick our wounds and bury our dead. The burying would go a lot quicker if someone hadn't decided that every pet guinea pig deserves their own masterwork stone coffin. Sigh.

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There's no telling how long it will be before we can retake the surface. The army above is still tramping around. Do they even need to eat? At least, it seems, they don't posses infinite patience and aren't too dedicated to breaking in. Hopefully they will move on to easier prey in time. In the meantime, I have a lot of work to do. Cataloguing what we already have, improving our defences, constructing containment chambers. I will put this place to use yet.

"Strike the Earth! Break the horizon!"
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Decades of negligence seems to have finally roused some of the investors to action it seems.

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I might have forgotten to accept only citizens to the last 10+ coffins I placed... I claim no responsibility for pet burial though!

I am but a fishery worker (and drunk), after all!

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I for one did place alot of coffins but tended not to set for pets. A few could have gotten wrongly assigned
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My first order was to conduct some seismic readings.

fffff he might find it. he might find the secret!
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