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Re: Gruesome Deaths And Successful Saves
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2007, 10:50:00 am »

Well.. First off: This death was not mine, it was from the most amazing "normal" axeman that I ever saw...

The ruler of a human kingdom, asked me to kill a skeleton (in a funny phrase...)

There are a place named Paperwell
In 1063 the Frameletter from Paperwell killed Enum
Kill Odominak from Paperwell

I went to hunt the Odominak... With a single Axemen to help, he was crazy, fast and insane, he started to run around killing everyone, we nearly cleaned everything, with me killing only about 2 zombies and 3 skeletons, he killed WITHOUT help 7 zombies, and 13 skeletons (I do not know how...)

I entered the tower, and he went around running and killing things outside of my view...
Then I saw the messages of he attacking a zombie, and getting his axe stuck on the zombie...

Then he started to twist the axe, while I was desesperate searching for him before the zombie kills him...

The zombie do not made any damage to him, I knew that I was close (later I discovered that he was in the floor below) and then this message:

A <Iron> fly though Axeman.
Axeman was been struck down.

Then I imaginated: Damn... WTF was that?
And then i saw it... The Odominak, was a Elite Skeleton Bowman...

He saw me, and shot me at the head, and MISSED!

Then he shot my leg, and nearly ripped the leg off, I then done only one move, and my axe chopped his head off, I saw a item on the ground, walked near it, and the game crashed after 2 hours playing without saving...


Now the second history:
I was killing everything on a sewer (cave named sewer), then a giant mole apeared, and in his first attack managed to rip off my left arm, I then hacked the front leg of the mole off, the mole ripped my foot off, I hacked another front leg of the mole off, then the mole got latched in my lower body, then I latched my axe in the mole upper body, I started to twist the axe, and the mole to shake me, after some turns the mole went uncounsious I removed the axe, and came to the finishing blow, I hacked another leg off...
Then he mole got "alive" again (in the next turn, yes!) and got my throat, and ripped it away...

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« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2007, 12:30:00 pm »

Amazing save: This was quite a while ago, but I was playing with a speardwarf(I love spears...) and was on a quest to kill an ettin. I was not very experienced and don't remember if I had any followers. Anyway, I eventually faced the ettin. After a few glancing shots and the ettin bashing me, but only managing to badly bruise me, I finally managed to pierce the ettin's right upper arm(dark yellow wound). And the spear stuck.

After that I skipped around the ettin, trying to retrieve my spear by rushing in, grabbing it by wrestle and hopping away. The ettin lands a few blows but still nothing serious. Eventually I grew tired and decided to finish this or die. One last jump in and I twisted the spear in the wound instead. The ettin tried to beat me into a pulp but only partially succeeded. He eventually lost consciousness and I could remove the spear and stab him at leisure.

Even after killing a fortress-emptying demon with another character, this is still probably my most satisfying kill ever.

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« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2007, 11:03:00 am »

I'm incredibly frustrated at the moment and I've made a decision.

As much as I like to have lot followers like a mercenary group, I hate when they kill every single monster before I even realize that we're not alone. (Damn their enemy radars)

I was cleaning a ruin with a party of four incredibly experienced swordman who were slaying undead everywhere. I just seemed to always be in a wrong place and only saw about five zombies while my 'friends' were having slaughtering parties somewhere.

I got frustrated and entered a ruin to find some kills. Nothing for a few levels, until I took a one tiny step around a certain corner. There it was a green "U" just standing there on the other end of hallway. I quickly began hatching a plan for killing it until I noticed there was already a *copper arrow* in my throat.

I wasn't going to sell my skin so easily and rushed at the Zombie Human Elite bowman. Didn't even make a one step. Another arrow and death by bloodloss.

If only those idiot 'friends' wouldn't have hogged all the kills, I could have been much more experienced and cabable of surviving.

At least I got revenged. Just after I had died one of my pals ran around the corner got only shot into her already crippled elbow. Then she just ran there and bashed that elite bowman with her shield. After that she bashed another elite bowman, couple of zombies and a macelord before died by the hand of a swordmaster. All of those monsters around that one corner and she killed most of them.. with a shield.  

If they'd were more intelligent, I wouldn't even have to carry weapons.

[ January 22, 2007: Message edited by: TakiJap ]

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« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2007, 12:41:00 pm »

World's quickest summary.

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« Reply #19 on: January 23, 2007, 10:04:00 pm »

Well, I bet none of you have been killed by a mob of gremlins before, have you? Anyway, here's the log:
You break the grip of The gremlin's right upper arm from Your thumb, right hand!
The gremlin shakes The Axeman around by the upper body!
It is broken!
The gremlin bites You in the right upper arm!
It is badly ripped!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The giant grabs The Axeman by the fourth toe, right foot with his right upper arm!
The gremlin breaks Your left shoulder!
The gremlin shakes You around by the right upper arm!
A chunk is torn away!
You lose hold of the bronze shield.
The gremlin spits out the human Chunk.
The giant releases the grip of The giant's right upper arm on The Axeman's fourth toe, right foot.
The gremlin releases the joint lock of The gremlin's right lower arm on Your left upper arm.
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin shakes The Axeman around by the upper body!
A chunk is torn away!
You break the grip of The gremlin's right lower arm from Your left upper arm!
The giant punches The Axeman in the upper body with his right hand!
It collapses into a lump of gore!
Cou Adetislur, Axeman has been struck down.
The gremlin spits out the human Chunk.
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin grabs You by the bronze left gauntlet with her left lower arm!
The gremlin bites You in the left hand!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The gremlin charges at You!
The gremlin misses You!
The gremlin collides with You!
You tangle together and fall over!
The giant punches The Maceman in the upper body with his right hand!
It collapses into a lump of gore!
Pobe Obintal, Maceman has been struck down.
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin is no longer stunned.
The gremlin bites You in the right lower leg!
The shot glances away.
You are no longer stunned.
The gremlin bites You in the left lower arm!
It is badly ripped!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
You miss The gremlin!
The gremlin stands up.
The gremlin shakes You around by the left lower arm!
A chunk is torn away!
The gremlin spits out the human Chunk.
The gremlin bites You in the left upper arm!
The shot glances away.
You attack The gremlin but She jumps away!
The gremlin grabs You by the fifth toe, right foot with her left upper arm!
The gremlin bites You in the right hand!
It is torn!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin grabs You by the Rope reed cap with her left lower arm!
You grab The gremlin by the left upper leg with your left lower leg!
You breaks the grip of The gremlin's mouth on Your right hand.
The gremlin bites You in the left hand!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin releases the grip of The gremlin's left upper arm on Your fifth toe, right foot.
The gremlin struggles in vain against the grip of Your left lower leg on The gremlin's left upper leg.
The gremlin grabs You by the second toe, right foot with her right upper arm!
You break the grip of The gremlin's left lower arm on Your Rope reed cap.
The gremlin bites You in the right hand!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the right lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the left upper leg!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin releases the grip of The gremlin's right upper arm on Your second toe, right foot.
The gremlin breaks the grip of Your left lower leg on The gremlin's left upper leg.
You attack The gremlin but She jumps away!
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the left lower arm!
It is mangled!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
You breaks the grip of The gremlin's mouth on Your left lower arm.
You attack The gremlin but She jumps away!
The gremlin bites You in the right lower arm from behind!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the right lower arm!
It is badly ripped!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin bites You in the upper body from behind!
The shot glances away.
You stand up.
The gremlin charges at You!
The gremlin punches You in the left foot with her right hand!
It is battered!
The gremlin collides with You!
You tangle together and fall over!
The gremlin bites You in the left lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the right lower leg!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin is no longer stunned.
The gremlin bites You in the left lower arm!
It is mangled!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
You break the grip of The gremlin's mouth from Your left lower arm!
The gremlin grabs You by the head with her left lower arm!
The gremlin stands up.
The gremlin bites You in the right upper arm!
The shot glances away.
You are unable to break the grip of The gremlin's left lower arm on Your head!
The gremlin bites You in the right upper leg!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin releases the grip of The gremlin's left lower arm on Your head.
The gremlin grabs You by the Rope reed backpack with her left hand!
The gremlin bites You in the right upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
You maintain possession of the Rope reed backpack.
The gremlin grabs You by the fourth finger, right hand with her right lower arm!
The gremlin grabs You by the third finger, right hand with her left upper arm!
You break the grip of The gremlin's right lower arm on Your fourth finger, right hand.
The gremlin grabs You by the lion leather waterskin with her right upper arm!
The gremlin bites You in the right lower arm!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the right lower arm!
It is badly ripped!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin releases the grip of The gremlin's left upper arm on Your third finger, right hand.
The gremlin shakes You around by the right lower arm!
It is badly ripped!
The gremlin bites You in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
You break the grip of The gremlin's mouth from Your right lower arm!
You are unable to break the grip of The gremlin's right upper arm on Your lion leather waterskin!
The gremlin bites You in the left upper arm!
It is torn!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin bites You in the left hand!
It is badly ripped!
Your left wrist has been sprained!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
You breaks the grip of The gremlin's mouth on Your left upper arm.
You breaks the grip of The gremlin's mouth on Your left hand.
You are unable to break the grip of The gremlin's right upper arm on Your lion leather waterskin!
The gremlin bites You in the left upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the left upper leg!
It is badly ripped!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin grabs You by the left lower leg with her right upper arm!
The gremlin shakes You around by the left upper leg!
A chunk is torn away!
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
You break the grip of The gremlin's right upper arm from Your left lower leg!
You are unable to break the grip of The gremlin's right upper arm on Your lion leather waterskin!
The gremlin bites You in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin grabs You by the second toe, right foot with her right hand!
The gremlin spits out the human Chunk.
The gremlin releases the grip of The gremlin's right upper arm on Your lion leather waterskin.
The gremlin bites You in the right foot!
It is torn!
Your right ankle has been sprained!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
You break the grip of The gremlin's mouth from Your right foot!
You are unable to break the grip of The gremlin's right hand on Your second toe, right foot!
The gremlin grabs You by the first finger, right hand with her right lower arm!
The gremlin releases the grip of The gremlin's right hand on Your second toe, right foot.
The gremlin releases the grip of The gremlin's right lower arm on Your first finger, right hand.
The gremlin bites You in the left upper arm!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin grabs You by the iron chain leggings with her left upper arm!
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
You are unable to break the grip of The gremlin's left upper arm on Your iron chain leggings!
The gremlin bites You in the left upper leg!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin grabs You by the throat with her left hand!
The gremlin bites You in the right lower leg!
It is torn!
Your right knee has been sprained!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin bites You in the left lower leg!
It is badly ripped!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin shakes You around by the right lower leg!
A chunk is torn away!
The gremlin places a chokehold on Your throat with The gremlin's left hand!
You are unable to break the grip of The gremlin's mouth on Your left lower leg!
You break the grip of The gremlin's left hand from Your throat!
You are unable to break the grip of The gremlin's left upper arm on Your iron chain leggings!
The gremlin spits out the human Chunk.
You give into pain.
The gremlin bites You in the left upper leg!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin shakes You around by the left lower leg!
A chunk is torn away!
The gremlin bites You in the lower body!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin spits out the human Chunk.
The gremlin grabs You by the left lower leg with her right lower arm!
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin locks Your left knee with The gremlin's right lower arm!
The gremlin bites You in the head!
It is badly ripped!
Your left eye has been torn out!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin cripples Your left knee!
The gremlin shakes You around by the head!
It is badly ripped!
The gremlin releases the joint lock of The gremlin's right lower arm on Your left lower leg.
The gremlin shakes You around by the head!
It is badly ripped!
The gremlin bites You in the right lower arm!
It is broken!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin shakes You around by the head!
A chunk is torn away!
The gremlin shakes You around by the right lower arm!
It is broken!
The gremlin bites You in the head!
It is broken!
Your right ear has been torn!
Your brain has been torn!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin shakes You around by the right lower arm!
A chunk is torn away!
The gremlin spits out the human Chunk.
The gremlin spits out the human Chunk.
The gremlin shakes You around by the head!
A chunk is torn away!
The gremlin releases the grip of The gremlin's right lower arm on Your left lower leg.
The gremlin bites You in the upper body!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin bites You in the left lower leg!
The shot glances away.
The gremlin releases the grip of The gremlin's left upper arm on Your iron chain leggings.
The gremlin bites You in the left hand!
It is broken!
The gremlin latches on firmly!
The gremlin bites You in the head!
It is torn apart!
You have been struck down.
The gremlin pulls out and drops the copper battle axe.
The gremlin spits out the human Chunk.

Ouch

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Re: Gruesome Deaths And Successful Saves
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2007, 09:13:00 am »

I would have a nice story to tell if I knew how to dump the message log like that. How do you do that, anyways?
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Re: Gruesome Deaths And Successful Saves
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2007, 12:58:00 pm »

copy paste from gamelog.txt it's in the same folder as dwarfort.exe
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« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2007, 11:19:00 am »

Here it is :

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The cyclops grabs You by the first toe, left foot with her right hand!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's right hand on Your first toe, left foot.
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The cyclops!
You stab The cyclops in the right lower leg with your iron spear!
The shot glances away.
The cyclops punches You in the left hand with her left hand!
It is battered!
Your thumb, left hand has been badly bruised!
Your first finger, left hand has been broken!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You stab The cyclops in the right upper arm with your iron spear!
The shot glances away.
You can't sneak because somebody can see you.
You grab The cyclops by the throat with your right upper arm!
The cyclops breaks the grip of Your right upper arm on The cyclops's throat.
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You grab The cyclops by the throat with your right upper arm!
You stab The cyclops in the right upper arm with your iron spear!
The shot glances away.
The cyclops breaks the grip of Your right upper arm on The cyclops's throat.
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The cyclops!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops counterstrikes!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The cyclops grabs You by the first finger, right hand with her left upper arm!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left upper arm on Your first finger, right hand.
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The cyclops!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The cyclops punches You in the right hand with her right hand!
It is broken!
You lose hold of the iron spear.
You attack The cyclops but She jumps away!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops grabs You by the third toe, right foot with her right upper arm!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's right upper arm on Your third toe, right foot.
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops grabs You by the iron shield with her left lower arm!
You are unable to break the grip of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your iron shield!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your iron shield.
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops grabs You by the Pig tail left glove with her left upper arm!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left upper arm on Your Pig tail left glove.
The cyclops grabs You by the second toe, left foot with her left upper arm!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left upper arm on Your second toe, left foot.
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The cyclops in the right upper arm with your iron shield!
The shot glances away.
You attack The cyclops but She jumps away!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops grabs You by the right foot with her right hand!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The cyclops in the right lower arm with your iron shield!
The shot glances away.
The cyclops locks Your right ankle with The cyclops's right hand!
The cyclops badly sprains Your right ankle!
The cyclops cripples Your right ankle!
You miss The cyclops!
You give into pain.
The cyclops releases the joint lock of The cyclops's right hand on Your right foot.
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's right hand on Your right foot.
The cyclops grabs You by the first finger, right hand with her left hand!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left hand on Your first finger, right hand.
The cyclops grabs You by the third finger, right hand with her left lower arm!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your third finger, right hand.
You regain consciousness.
The cyclops grabs You by the right upper leg with her left lower arm!
The cyclops locks Your right hip with The cyclops's left lower arm!
The cyclops sprains Your right hip!
The cyclops breaks Your right hip!
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops releases the joint lock of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your right upper leg.
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left lower arm on Your right upper leg.
The cyclops grabs You by the first finger, left hand with her left hand!
You are no longer stunned.
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left hand on Your first finger, left hand.
You miss The cyclops!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You bash The cyclops in the lower body with your iron shield!
The shot glances away.
The cyclops strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The cyclops grabs You by the right upper arm with her left upper arm!
You give into pain.
The cyclops locks Your right shoulder with The cyclops's left upper arm!
The cyclops cripples Your right shoulder!
The cyclops releases the joint lock of The cyclops's left upper arm on Your right upper arm.
The cyclops punches You in the right lower arm with her right hand!
It is bruised!
The cyclops releases the grip of The cyclops's left upper arm on Your right upper arm.
The cyclops punches You in the lower body with her left hand!
It explodes in gore!
You have been struck down.  

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Re: Gruesome Deaths And Successful Saves
« Reply #23 on: January 28, 2007, 12:37:00 pm »

I was given a quest to kill a kobold master thief, so descended into a kobold cave and managed to slay everything that challenged me. I grabbed some nice loot, and descended to the second level, where I met the master thief and some of his goonies. I dispatched them all with ease. Now, I probably should have packed my bags and left, but there was so much fine loot that I couldn't help myself... and here's what happened next:

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You pick up the Ada Nedu nevi Adapicata gold coin and put it in your rhesus macaque leather backpack.
You pick up the Sushsathpesor Zobsha Obler Arosacath silver coins [15] and put it in your rhesus macaque leather backpack.
You pick up the cow leather amulet and put it in your rhesus macaque leather backpack.
You pick up the -Acacia bracelet- and put it in your rhesus macaque leather backpack.
You pick up the Snutamxu Slorust Azstrog Ukgeuspsast silver coins [5] and put it in your rhesus macaque leather backpack.
You pick up the Matadurpesor Mastrod Dinrit Umefuri silver coins [3] and put it in your rhesus macaque leather backpack.
You pick up the *cougar leather earring* and put it in your rhesus macaque leather backpack.
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the head!
It is badly pierced!
Your right eye has been poked out!
Your left eye has been poked out!
Your nose has been badly pierced!
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the lower body!
It is broken!
Your pancreas has been broken!
Your left kidney has been broken!
Your lower spine has been badly pierced!
The *copper arrow* has lodged firmly in the wound!
You give into pain.
You fall over.
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the left lower leg!
It is mangled!
Your left knee has been badly sprained!
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the right upper arm!
It is mangled!
Your right shoulder has been crippled!
The *copper arrow* has lodged firmly in the wound!
You lose hold of the bronze shield.
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the upper body!
It is broken!
You are having trouble breathing!
Your right lung has been pierced!
Your left lung has been pierced!
Your heart has been pierced!
Your liver has been broken!
Your upper spine has been broken!
You lose hold of the bronze halberd.
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the right hand!
It is badly pierced!
Your right wrist has been broken!
Your first finger, right hand has been badly pierced!
Your second finger, right hand has been badly pierced!
Your third finger, right hand has been badly pierced!
You have bled to death.  
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« Reply #24 on: January 28, 2007, 01:36:00 pm »

quote:
You bash The kobold Elite Bowman in the left lower arm with your iron war hammer!
It is mangled!
The kobold Elite Bowman's left elbow has been badly sprained!
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the right lower arm!
It is broken!
Your right elbow has been badly sprained!
The *copper arrow* has lodged firmly in the wound!
You lose hold of the iron war hammer.
You miss The kobold Elite Bowman!
The kobold Elite Bowman counterstrikes!
The kobold Elite Bowman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You miss The kobold Elite Bowman!
You miss The kobold Elite Bowman!
You miss The kobold Elite Bowman!
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the upper body!
It is broken!
You are having trouble breathing!
Your right lung has been pierced!
Your left lung has been pierced!
Your heart has been pierced!
Your upper spine has been broken!
You lose hold of the iron shield.
You fall over.
You give into pain.
The flying *copper arrow* strikes You in the lower body!
It is run through!
You have been shot and killed.
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Re: Gruesome Deaths And Successful Saves
« Reply #25 on: January 28, 2007, 02:54:00 pm »

In that case, Jeon, you should have grabbed the hand he had the bow in and broke it as soon as possible. Then you should have proceeded to cripple the rest of his limbs and let him suffer a slow, painful death. But instead you let him pincushion you.   :(
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« Reply #26 on: January 29, 2007, 05:08:00 pm »

A king gives me the quest to kill a Titan.
My first quest.
Dont ask me how, but i took one shot and knocked every part of his face into red.
Ears, eyes, mouth,nose,neck. All of it.
Amazing, i then procedded to not hit him for over 1000 turns before he bled to death. Lol, i was lucky.
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Plenty of shit is going on and you know it. Spill motherfucker.

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Re: Gruesome Deaths And Successful Saves
« Reply #27 on: January 29, 2007, 05:25:00 pm »

Damn! That was one hell of a shot.
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Sean Mirrsen

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Re: Gruesome Deaths And Successful Saves
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2007, 11:22:00 am »

Rolled a 21 with a d20... heh..

It's good to know that RNG freakouts happen like that too, not only the other way around.  :)

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Re: Gruesome Deaths And Successful Saves
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2007, 05:44:00 pm »

Here's a very anti-climatic and unfortunate end to one of my best characters.

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The giant grabs You by the mule leather trousers from the side with his left hand!
The snakeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The snakeman in the head with your bronze shield!
It is battered!
The snakeman has been stunned!
The snakeman's throat has been blackened!
The snakeman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The snakeman in the left lower arm with your bronze shield!
It is battered!
The giant punches You in the upper body from the side with his left hand!
It is bruised!
You've lost possession of the mule leather trousers.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the upper body with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The giant!
The snakeman is no longer stunned.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The giant!
You bash The giant in the left lower leg with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the left upper arm with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
You bash The giant in the left upper leg with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The giant!
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The giant!
The snakeman is no longer stunned.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The giant!
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the left lower leg with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You miss The giant!
You bash The giant in the right foot with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The giant bashes You in the right upper arm with his mule leather trousers!
It is mangled!
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the head with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the right hand with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant bashes You in the left upper arm with his mule leather trousers!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the right lower arm with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the head with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the lower body with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the upper body with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the right upper leg with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the left lower arm with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the right hand with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The giant bashes You in the right foot with his mule leather trousers!
The shot glances away.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the lower body with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
Many large roaches have been disturbed.
The frogman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The frogman in the head with your bronze shield!
It is battered!
The frogman has been stunned!
The frogman's right eye has been blackened!
The frogman's throat has been blackened!
The frogman's brain has been badly bruised!
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the right lower leg with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The frogman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the upper body with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The frogman is no longer stunned.
The giant strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The giant in the head with your bronze shield!
The shot glances away.
The frogman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The frogman in the right lower arm with your bronze shield!
It is battered!
The frogman strikes at You but the shot is blocked!
You counterstrike!
You bash The frogman in the left upper leg with your bronze shield!
It is battered!
The giant bashes You in the head from behind with his mule leather trousers!
It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass!
You are propelled away by the force of the blow!
You slam into an obstacle!
You have been struck down.  

[ February 04, 2007: Message edited by: Naminator4 ]

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