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Naminator4

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Funniest Names
« on: May 05, 2007, 01:26:00 am »

Every once in a while you may come across a name that it so horrid that it's funny.


I don't think it can get anymore worst than this one...

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Dedas

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2007, 01:30:00 am »

I once played an elf named "Lulu Seedtarget"...
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Shzar

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2007, 10:35:00 am »

I once had a Macedwarf with a squadname of "The Frilly Cudgels." Yeah. I also had a Fisherdwarf with the rather disgusting name of Monom "Urnbreath." He had no friends.
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Tamren

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2007, 11:52:00 pm »

My current character is named tamren chaoslord.

Which is infinitly better then Tamren paintedjade.

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Asehujiko

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2007, 04:48:00 am »

<dwarven> tuskmangled, hammerer

and a squad called "The cowards of fleeing"

best imo is "Haunting whispers of forgotten dead", adamantine longsword

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Tamren

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2007, 02:55:00 pm »

ARGH! The stupid random word engine strikes again.

After gaining some reknown and clearing out the various beasties for the entire kingdom of Ecenpardur, i have started to take missions from its ruler and have annihilated my second hydra.

It was then that i notices my title.

I am Tamren Chaosknight! The fiery burns of loving!

...... yeah

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2007, 10:48:00 pm »

ooo.  i guess the game noticed that you weren't equipping a helmet.
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I27

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2007, 10:36:00 am »

quote:
Originally posted by Asehujiko:
<STRONG>best imo is "Haunting whispers of forgotten dead", adamantine longsword</STRONG>

That is truly, amazingly awesome.

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Keiseth

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2007, 02:36:00 pm »

Whoa. That longsword is awesome.

I posted this accidentally in general discussion but I feel his memory should live on. Ted Surprisedie was ambushed and killed by a skeletal elephant in.. The Prarie of Acting.

He never saw it coming.
...It took him by surprise.
...He died.

What I mean to say is... ah, nevermind. =)

Edit: Wonderful. That character died to a crossbowmaster skeleton guy. My next character met a similar fate, but THIS one... this one is alive. But has a horrible title.

"Shace Suncry the Old Stern Grave of Seizures"

Appropriate because he has strangled everybody so far with an iron sword. Just not... mighty enough.

[ May 15, 2007: Message edited by: Keiseth ]

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Cuddlefish

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2007, 01:45:00 am »

Please post a description of that sword?
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Asehujiko

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2007, 03:14:00 am »

my most valueable creation on my inflate errored word (R.I.P  )

Haunting Whispers Of Forgotten Dead
Adamantine Longsword
Adorned with hanging rings of adamantine
encircled with band of adamantine
menaces with spikes of adamantine
encrusted with star ruby(or something)
encrusted with star saphire(or something)
image of dwarves in adamantine. the dwarves are laboring
image of a dwarf and a demon in adamantine. the dwarf is striking down the demon
image of a dwarf and a human in adamantine. the dwarf is striking down the human
image of a dwarf and a demon in adamantine. the demon is crying. the dwarf is laughing.   :(

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Tamren

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2007, 07:30:00 pm »

.... you could buy the world for that.
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Keiseth

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2007, 07:50:00 pm »

Forgotten Dead indeed. You get a hold of that monster in adventure mode and you'll hardly pay attention to fighting anymore. Second ONLY to the Adamantine Chainsaw. =)
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Andrelius

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2007, 10:53:00 am »

My adventurer's last name was, I think, Cakeromance.
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McDaz

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« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2007, 11:40:00 am »

I had a bowman once named Xidel Scarwaves in Adventure mode once. But sadly, I was playing on an old version and so he died in a massive civil war (While I was someone else, nice to see a retired adventurer's death doesn't bug)to a crippled dude with a fancy shield.

[ May 17, 2007: Message edited by: McDaz ]

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