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Amperzand

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3210 on: December 06, 2015, 06:01:34 am »

Not quite up to standard, but The Continent of Disemboweling. I mean, really? This is the central continent in my world, why would you live somewhere called the Continent of Disemboweling?
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3211 on: December 06, 2015, 09:27:12 pm »

I had to clear a town of skulking thieves called "Fleshyclimaxes"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3212 on: December 07, 2015, 11:50:09 am »


One of my visitors is Cosla Nithociro the human poet.

That is, Cosla Bellyslide.
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Insanegame27

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3213 on: December 09, 2015, 04:41:23 am »

My adventurer is a member of a performance troupe called the Sensual Feet. All the other members that I've met so far have been naked elves.
So dwarves reproduce by FISTbumps, and Elves reproduce by FOOTbumps? Sounds like the elves have a foot fetish... That or Dwarves have a fist fetish... thinking about it, it's probably the latter... or both...

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3214 on: December 09, 2015, 01:53:35 pm »

The troll "Teling Dwellingspurned the Whimsical Persuasive Jailer."
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3215 on: December 10, 2015, 11:11:19 pm »

On the topic of humorously lewd names, my computer gave me a human civ called "The Sensual Realms"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3216 on: December 13, 2015, 02:50:16 pm »

The troll "Teling Dwellingspurned the Whimsical Persuasive Jailer."

Hmm, do you want to be jailed? Sure you do! Your home looks horrible!
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3217 on: December 13, 2015, 06:53:07 pm »

Inn name: The Sourness of Sweetness.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAMMIT
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3218 on: December 13, 2015, 07:39:25 pm »

My adventurer earned the title "The Slow Gate-Plane", which kind of does not inspire awe.
Also, one of my adventurers was described by the game as a "Peregrine Falcon Woman Spearman Vampire", which just sounds like someone threw together a bunch of nouns and rolled with it.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3219 on: December 14, 2015, 12:11:43 am »

The game provided a poem by the name of "It must have been bowels"
It must have been a poetic fart joke.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3220 on: December 14, 2015, 02:08:40 pm »

Inn name: The Sourness of Sweetness.

MAKE UP YOUR MIND DAMMIT

Sweet n'sour dwarven cuisine?

Should totally be a thing.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3221 on: December 15, 2015, 09:18:24 am »

This court has priests titled first date and first kiss. The last one had a first base and an exalted girl.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3222 on: December 17, 2015, 05:43:05 am »

One of my migrants worships a god of death who, in a time before time, aided the three-eyed monster Rakust Necrodust the Dead Death in becoming a prmanent part of the living world after pondering the ineffable subtleties of death.

Very subtle indeed.
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Amperzand

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3223 on: December 17, 2015, 06:07:22 am »

SUBLETY

For the win.
« Last Edit: December 21, 2015, 03:33:41 am by Amperzand »
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3224 on: December 21, 2015, 01:48:46 am »

The game provided a poem by the name of "It must have been bowels"
It must have been a poetic fart joke.

Sounds like dorf Shakespeare has arrived.
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When the adventurer is told there is no more need for them, when there are no more targets to kill, why do they act surprised when our "hero" turns towards them and says "No"?
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