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KittyTac

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3435 on: September 10, 2017, 02:29:55 am »

This picture just says it all.

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« Reply #3436 on: September 11, 2017, 11:10:43 pm »

New felid adventurer's last name is "Facedeaths". Kind of accurate, considering just how flimsy they are.
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« Reply #3437 on: September 13, 2017, 06:54:12 pm »

I had a golbin civ named "The Curse of Assemblies". I wondered why until I saw their leader.

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« Reply #3438 on: September 13, 2017, 08:23:52 pm »

I had a golbin civ named "The Curse of Assemblies". I wondered why until I saw their leader.

"Stagshit, The Mists of Moistness"

I assume that was "Stag+hit". Heh.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3439 on: September 14, 2017, 04:56:49 am »

Got this crafted in Fortress mode.

Not much funny, but a marble figurine of a human named Bortu Boredbalanced struck down by a goblin Kutsmob Cruelflank sounds an awful lot like a well-balanced "boring-but-practical" RPG character got out of luck being cruelly flanked by a goblin mob and cut down.

And apparently, it happened during a conflict called "The Disembowelled Assault".
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3440 on: September 17, 2017, 12:21:34 pm »

Just found a screenshot on my computer taken from an old version 5 years ago. It reads:

"You will remember the Honeys of Tempting when we're finished with you!"
Enthep Rusnagostrim, Axeman has died of old age.

Back then, I was mostly amused that he died of old age immediately after announcing this.
It is just now that I've noticed that his gang was called the Honeys of Tempting.

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« Reply #3441 on: September 28, 2017, 02:01:00 am »

Just found a temple named "The Sanctuary of Cats".
I Went inside, and it was (sure enough) full of cats.

(I then toppled statues and killed all the cats I could see, because DF :D )
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3442 on: September 29, 2017, 08:36:38 pm »

Just found a temple named "The Sanctuary of Cats".
I Went inside, and it was (sure enough) full of cats.

(I then toppled statues and killed all the cats I could see, because DF :D )

Happens in my worlds with felids. I think they still breed too slowly to make up for their flimsiness.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3443 on: September 29, 2017, 08:42:41 pm »

"Can The Diseases of Animals Save the World?" One of the few book titles thus far to get a genuine chuckle out of me.
« Last Edit: September 29, 2017, 08:49:33 pm by PlumpHelmetMan »
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« Reply #3444 on: October 04, 2017, 08:54:48 pm »

I need to go slay the bane of my people: Boilglum the Warmth of Kindling...the zombie yeti.  :o
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3445 on: October 04, 2017, 08:56:44 pm »

PTW.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3446 on: October 13, 2017, 03:07:35 pm »

Just discovered "Mating for Everyone" the kenaf scroll.

Also not a name exactly, but it always amuses me when authors write books ABOUT their previous books.
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« Reply #3447 on: October 25, 2017, 05:30:53 pm »

I just found a book in a library, entitled "Where is the Ear?"

That's a good question, and I'm glad some enlightened scholar wrote an entire book dedicated to answering it.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3448 on: October 26, 2017, 02:42:29 pm »

Maybe it is a children's book, or for unenlightened peasants. Dwarves aren't exactly known for their medical knowledge.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3449 on: October 27, 2017, 11:19:08 pm »

Somehow I can't get over "Strokedjack" as the name of a town.
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