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TheRedwolf

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3450 on: December 12, 2017, 10:11:10 pm »
An artifact example but I found a bronze hammer named “Catbane the bloody death-death of cats.” Redundant much, Urist Mcstrangemood? As far as I can tell, it has killed NO CATS!
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EDIT: dang I messed up the punctuation.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3451 on: December 13, 2017, 03:13:43 pm »
Quote from: Splint on December 11, 2017, 04:44:53 pm
"The Sun Sets on Butters" is a book about no particular subject my duo of dynamic douchebags comprised of a werelizard and a vampire stole from the elves.

I'm gonna assume that the book was written by a cheese maker.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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« Reply #3452 on: December 19, 2017, 03:30:58 am »
My companions name is An Cudgellover. He's a maceman. Really likes that mace.
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3453 on: December 24, 2017, 09:21:25 am »
I had/have a former leader of one of the goblin civs of the world I'm currently using... named 'Smug'.
Just Smug. Nothing else.
He got killed by a bronze colossus. That's what he got for being Smug, i guess.  ;)
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« Reply #3454 on: December 26, 2017, 09:54:36 pm »
Squirthollow the Unremarkable Wad, lair of a dwarf werebeast.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3455 on: December 27, 2017, 10:36:39 pm »
The largest continent of my newest world is called the "Land of Killing". I love it already! :P
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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« Reply #3456 on: January 17, 2018, 11:52:30 pm »
My newest world has a legendary ring known as "The Strapping Cat" as one of its artifacts. This would be an amusing enough name on its own...but made even better by the fact that it was created as a gift for a cat demon.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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« Reply #3457 on: January 22, 2018, 06:27:35 pm »
Gotta have stylish devils! Improve YOUR eternity in HELL by impressing your local demon lord today!
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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« Reply #3458 on: January 22, 2018, 11:16:51 pm »
I hope taverns eventually get names like that in worldgen..."The Strapping Cat" has a nice ring to it for a pub.
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

ZM5

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3459 on: January 23, 2018, 04:50:37 am »
Taverns do have names already, they're just more food related.
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« Reply #3460 on: January 23, 2018, 09:14:14 am »
In my current game,Im the lord of the Fellowship of Swallowing.
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« Reply #3461 on: January 23, 2018, 09:52:06 am »
Quote from: ZM5 on January 23, 2018, 04:50:37 am
Taverns do have names already, they're just more food related.

Yes I'm aware, I just think names like the one I mentioned would be better. :P
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Quote from: EuphoriaToRegret on April 25, 2018, 03:43:30 pm
It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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« Reply #3462 on: January 30, 2018, 06:01:23 pm »
Was making a new adventurer to go kill elves in my world ( I know...)

Wanted last name Elfslayer, but oddly "Elf" is not a noun available in the name generator.  So it wound up as "Auntslayer".

...which just made me laugh hysterically.

"Do not mess with me, for I shall SLAY YOUR AUNTIE HAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3463 on: February 25, 2018, 07:42:52 pm »
Quote from: Naminator4 on May 05, 2007, 01:26:00 am
Every once in a while you may come across a name that it so horrid that it's funny.<P>
I don't think it can get anymore worst than this one...<P>
i found a hamlet called "the Kingdom of Virginity"





probably where i would stay my whole life
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TheRedwolf

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3464 on: March 07, 2018, 09:43:55 pm »
Found an apperently feminist goblin Civ named Something or another, The Hatred of Balls. Laughed like a lunatic for 10 minuets straight.
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