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Ronnoc

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3480 on: April 21, 2018, 09:38:59 pm »

The lord of the human hamlet Knotjumped is Iki Exitbowel...I guess he must have diarrhea or something.
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PlumpHelmetMan

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« Reply #3481 on: April 22, 2018, 05:51:30 pm »

My current adventurer apparently knows a goldmine of hilariously-named poems:
"And They Sang 'Elbows!'"
"Apes and the Couples"
"Lobster Ever Onward"
"My Friend Triangle"
"Newts Ever Onward"
"The Bowels and Banner"
"The Sun Sets on Cake"
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« Reply #3482 on: April 24, 2018, 09:19:57 am »

The Ash of Voids is an artifact with an awesome name.
It is also is a pig tail shoe.
Although, it says "sheer pig tail shoe".
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« Reply #3483 on: April 24, 2018, 11:50:05 am »

My newest world has a human civ called "The Leafy Union". Their symbol? A maple tree. No way that's a coincidence! xD
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3484 on: April 24, 2018, 12:23:27 pm »

Are the members of that civ very apologetic, fond of maple syrup, and perhaps prone to ending their sentences with "eh"?

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3485 on: April 24, 2018, 12:50:06 pm »

Well they are now. :P
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« Reply #3486 on: April 24, 2018, 08:32:49 pm »

The Ash of Voids is an artifact with an awesome name.
It is also is a pig tail shoe.
Although, it says "sheer pig tail shoe".
I had "The Orb of Torment."
It's an animal trap (it was made of dwarf bone, though).

In my current fort the humans sold me a book: a 349-page novel called "Fondled Kisses." The writing is self-indulgent, and the prose is amateurish at best. A cheap romance novel, I guess.
Written by an elf, of course.
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PlumpHelmetMan

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« Reply #3487 on: April 25, 2018, 01:27:23 pm »

My adventure buddies and I are sheltering in an elven tree tavern to escape a storm, and I just talked to a bard named Thiliri Giftednuts. He must be popular with the ladies. xD
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« Reply #3488 on: May 12, 2018, 01:19:28 pm »

Also "The Wizard's Guide to Reproduction". Sounds like a textbook for a dwarven sex ed class. :P
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« Reply #3489 on: May 12, 2018, 02:45:08 pm »

Also "The Wizard's Guide to Reproduction". Sounds like a textbook for a dwarven sex ed class. :P
Chapter 1: Putting on your robe and wizard hat.
Chapter 2: Lvl. 3 Eroticism.
Chapter 3: Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
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BruceyBoyo

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« Reply #3490 on: May 13, 2018, 10:31:35 pm »

I just got told to seek a hydra in its lair "Eatendepth the Lownesses of Wetting".
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« Reply #3491 on: May 18, 2018, 06:06:58 pm »

I found a town named "Hairstroke." Hmm.

EDIT: And an engraving named "The Pregnant Chastity."

...I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 07:44:11 pm by Eschar »
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PlumpHelmetMan

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« Reply #3492 on: May 23, 2018, 01:55:41 pm »

Had an elven poet in my current world who wrote a piece called "My Friend Vegetation". Tell me that's not one of the elfiest titles conceivable. :P

She was apparently pretty badass by her kind's standards though, seeing as she seems to have killed a demon lord and eight of his goblin soldiers.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2018, 01:58:55 pm by PlumpHelmetMan »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3493 on: May 23, 2018, 08:24:33 pm »

Just got a marsh titan named "Suckstream the Cloudy Spurt."
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3494 on: May 27, 2018, 12:45:50 pm »


EDIT: And an engraving named "The Pregnant Chastity."

...I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.

Are you kidding, this is the basis of one of the most successful monotheism IRL
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