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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3495 on: April 24, 2018, 08:32:49 pm »

The Ash of Voids is an artifact with an awesome name.
It is also is a pig tail shoe.
Although, it says "sheer pig tail shoe".
I had "The Orb of Torment."
It's an animal trap (it was made of dwarf bone, though).

In my current fort the humans sold me a book: a 349-page novel called "Fondled Kisses." The writing is self-indulgent, and the prose is amateurish at best. A cheap romance novel, I guess.
Written by an elf, of course.
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« Reply #3496 on: April 25, 2018, 01:27:23 pm »

My adventure buddies and I are sheltering in an elven tree tavern to escape a storm, and I just talked to a bard named Thiliri Giftednuts. He must be popular with the ladies. xD
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« Reply #3497 on: May 12, 2018, 01:19:28 pm »

Also "The Wizard's Guide to Reproduction". Sounds like a textbook for a dwarven sex ed class. :P
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« Reply #3498 on: May 12, 2018, 02:45:08 pm »

Also "The Wizard's Guide to Reproduction". Sounds like a textbook for a dwarven sex ed class. :P
Chapter 1: Putting on your robe and wizard hat.
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« Reply #3499 on: May 13, 2018, 10:31:35 pm »

I just got told to seek a hydra in its lair "Eatendepth the Lownesses of Wetting".
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Eschar

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« Reply #3500 on: May 18, 2018, 06:06:58 pm »

I found a town named "Hairstroke." Hmm.

EDIT: And an engraving named "The Pregnant Chastity."

...I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2018, 07:44:11 pm by Eschar »
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« Reply #3501 on: May 23, 2018, 01:55:41 pm »

Had an elven poet in my current world who wrote a piece called "My Friend Vegetation". Tell me that's not one of the elfiest titles conceivable. :P

She was apparently pretty badass by her kind's standards though, seeing as she seems to have killed a demon lord and eight of his goblin soldiers.
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JonnyBlack01

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3502 on: May 23, 2018, 08:24:33 pm »

Just got a marsh titan named "Suckstream the Cloudy Spurt."
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3503 on: May 27, 2018, 12:45:50 pm »


EDIT: And an engraving named "The Pregnant Chastity."

...I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.

Are you kidding, this is the basis of one of the most successful monotheism IRL
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SoggyGoat

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« Reply #3504 on: May 27, 2018, 02:12:50 pm »

I found a goblin outpost called the "Pits of Horrorpusses"
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Eschar

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3505 on: May 27, 2018, 08:46:03 pm »


EDIT: And an engraving named "The Pregnant Chastity."

...I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen.

Are you kidding, this is the basis of one of the most successful monotheism IRL

OK, it doesn't happen in Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3506 on: May 27, 2018, 09:50:50 pm »

Unless the gods installed dfhack
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SoggyGoat

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« Reply #3507 on: May 28, 2018, 04:49:50 am »

There was a goblin camp just outside my base called "The Pits of Horrorpusses"
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« Reply #3508 on: May 28, 2018, 10:40:53 pm »

Yup, we got that the first time you posted it. :P
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SoggyGoat

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« Reply #3509 on: May 29, 2018, 04:43:16 am »

Oops, how did I make that mistake. My brains not on right this week x.x
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