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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2160 on: January 01, 2012, 06:14:49 pm »

I just had to fight a Minotaur called Ancientfrost. Was very powerful, to boot. Crippled my left leg and plucked my eye. :o
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2161 on: January 02, 2012, 12:28:55 am »

I once genned a world with an evil forest called the forest of vandals unfortunately there was no nearby elf civs.

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2162 on: January 02, 2012, 10:02:59 am »

A now destroyed human civilisation had the (not very funny but really badarse) name of the Kingdoms of Thundering.

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« Reply #2163 on: January 04, 2012, 01:30:59 pm »

i have a brook named

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2164 on: January 06, 2012, 02:40:32 pm »

My last adventurer was named Urist Syrupshower the Bearded Venom.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2165 on: January 06, 2012, 04:35:03 pm »

Goblin Civilisation, "The Incests of Stabbing".

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« Reply #2166 on: January 07, 2012, 12:51:40 am »

An adequate hammerdwarf kills 3 goblins, 2 trolls in dwarf mode and he's the Steel of Owning. I kill a hundred of each in adventure mode and I'm the Shaken Crab of Flimsiness.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2167 on: January 10, 2012, 08:03:26 am »

^Ouch. The RNG doesn't like you, does he?

Well, I did have some funny names, but I forgot them...

but the SWAMP OF IMPALING? A name I shall never forget. Huge swamp area, not a brook for miles, and SCORCHING HOT EVERYWHERE. Sure, underground was tons of metal and what not, but I was shakin' in my boots expecting the trees to BURST into flames before I could even dig a hole. The murky pools looked so suspicious the dwarves didn't drink from them.
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« Reply #2168 on: January 11, 2012, 10:32:54 pm »

The Flimsy Fountain. A volcano.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2169 on: January 11, 2012, 11:37:36 pm »

One of the dwarves in Limulunnos (Goldenhoof. Not even a MLP modded DF or anything) got the title the 'Flickering Fangs of Fountains'. Clearly the dwarves are scared of the water's reflections on a fountain.

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« Reply #2170 on: January 12, 2012, 05:32:26 am »

Or maybe your dwarves just put in freaking scary fountains without you knowing it since there's no tile to show them. Think about that for a change ;)

Heh. Just got an amusing one in fort mode: Astesh Kûbukudist Nåzom Merir, "Astesh Lancepleated the Dream of Pregnancy", Hammerdwarf. It's a guy. No wife. Perhaps he's got some faulty equipment he's grown attached to. Or rather, that's grown attached to him. And what's this about his lance being pleated?
« Last Edit: January 14, 2012, 04:10:30 pm by Urist McCheeseMaker »
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2171 on: January 14, 2012, 08:20:08 pm »

My new adventurer is a sasquatch named Otira Musclebust the Serpent of Numbers. The musclebust part got me, so I made them female.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2172 on: January 14, 2012, 09:00:35 pm »

(Fairly new here, but anyway..)

 I recently generated a very large world and I was looking around after world gen to see what there was. Some of the names are pretty badass, "The Sea of Oblivion".
Then I looked to a pretty large good area and it was named "The Pregnant Tulip-Plains", right next to "The Desert of Pantomimes" and a big mountain range named "The Syrup-Spikes of Stirring".  Overall, most of the names generated seem pretty fitting and cool, so not many funny ones.  :(
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2173 on: January 16, 2012, 07:51:36 am »

Got attacked by some humans.

When I exited quick travel I was greeted by this message:

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Thats right, the Virginal Mothers.

Half(3) of them spawned on the other side of a river to me, so I just killed the other three (Including the leader(I think)).
And fast traveled away.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2174 on: January 16, 2012, 02:09:10 pm »

Got attacked by some humans.

When I exited quick travel I was greeted by this message:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Thats right, the Virginal Mothers.

Half(3) of them spawned on the other side of a river to me, so I just killed the other three (Including the leader(I think)).
And fast traveled away.
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