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[InsanityIncarnate]

"Sufol Graspingwood" <edit>, an elf adventurer... armed with an oak spear...

[Mr Space Cat]

My most recent adventurer, Pethtit WorshipeDale(!) has just been ambushed by the Snuggly Monks.

Edit:...aaaand we were brutally slaughtered.  My crippled pikedwarf companion managed to tear off a legendary swordsman overlord's head with his teeth before he bled to death, though.

[Slothman400]

Acik Galleysquids the Whiskered Coast of Trade achieved his legendary warrior status by clubbing the 'High Ship', a vampire priest, to death(With a fish). I think I just created a pirate.

Sidenote: Will that mackerel ever be given a title? I plan on using it to kill dragons.

[Splint]

Sadly no, but you can name it yourself out of game and keep the name somewhere for your own amusment.

I wish your adventurer would name his most used weapon. Or you could give said weapon a name. I would have loved a named sack of stolen money.

[Slothman400]

Then it is decided.
She shall be Migrurtharnus, Fish of Vengeance.
I was hoping for the RNG to give me something silly for a fish that is used to slap people to death. Sadly, I wall have to settle for my own name.

[Mr Space Cat]

I was hoping for the RNG to give me something silly for a fish that is used to slap people to death. Sadly, I wall have to settle for my own name.

Perhaps you could also adopt a native dance to perform as a ritual before going into battle with your trusty fish of vengeance.

[MadocComadrin]

I was talking to a mummy about his family when he told me that his youngest son married a woman named Agen Bodypraised. She must have been DF's next hot model or something.

[Iapetus]

Just gened a new world in the latest version, and am exploring it with an adventurer.

On asking the first person I met about the local surroundings, I got the following gems:

"Morningstabbed is a day's travel to the northwest."
"In the early autumn of 111, the elf Alisa Longmaw was shot and killed by the human Dolak Gripsells the Laborious Kindnesses of Exiting in Morningstabbed".
 
"Clearingmine the Hole of Vipers is a half day's travel to the east".

"Greasespider is a day's travel to the west."
"In 131 the goblin Xuspgas Wickedauras was murdered by the human Dang Menacefocused in Greasespider."

"Spiderygrief is nearly a day's travel to the south."

"Squasheduncle is a day's travel to the southswest".

"The Prairie of Charity is a day's travel to the southeast."
"In 157 the elf Arane Rubbedhawks was struck down by the brush titan Omba Flowerclod the Wind of Sun in the Prairie of Charity."

"In the midspring of 17, the troll Ecu Ponderslows devoured a koala of the Quiescent Hills in Pearlbells."

"In the midsummer of 103, the human Kon Lunchesclasped the Amusement of Nourishing devoured a mule of the Lovely Councils in Burnedblizzard."

"In the early spring of 57, the wolf Gisep Skeweredtwinkled devoured a gander of the Council of Girls in Knifephrased."

[Dalkar]

It's great how everyone, even some random farmer is a learned historian.

[BodyGripper]

Catten Nutswound, an adequate woodcutter.

[brainfreez]

"... search first here in the catacombs the cave of puke ."

[Splint]

Catten Nutswound, an adequate woodcutter.

This is so wrong on several levels to me. I mean... Wow. Almost as bad as that elf who's last name was Graspingwood with the Oak spear...

[Mr Space Cat]

"The Squirting Hills"

"The Fleshy Forest of Violators"

"The Desert of Racks"

"The Continent of Boots" <---Apparently they like boots so much there's a continent named for them.

[StLeibowitz]

Some wonderful names appearing in my worlds:

Bowelstyle, Great Soapmaker and Princess

The Thorns of Pissing - a Griffon civ from one of the MLP mods (I forget which one)

Reticent Boycream - a Great Pump Operator, princess of a Pony civ in the same mod.

The Subtle Sacks - Buffalo civ, same world, same mod. The people of the Portentous Planet had dirty minds.

[vadia]

I had half of my army hunting ALL the time before I realized it was called "shootpractice"