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Kay

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2805 on: October 27, 2013, 07:03:03 pm »

I read through one of my recent worlds' histories to find funny things like this just recently. Here are some little gems:

Dag Ballshaft, the human vampire.
At one point, a dwarf "Became The Holy Fat of The Communion of Fungus"
A war called "The Attack of Boring"
Another war called "The War of Racks"
A group called "The Silkiness of Balls" that was part of a civilisation known as "The Blazes of Styling"
A war called "The Attack of Martyrs"

...That world had an odd history.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2806 on: October 28, 2013, 06:14:29 pm »

Lancesucked the Singed Knife
Eli KnifeTwilight the Spears of Chucking. The minotaur that lives at that place. What a  badass name. Lancsucked sounds fun too...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2807 on: October 31, 2013, 10:22:17 pm »

Don't remember the full name, but the first name was Panis, so you can imagine what I THOUGHT I saw everytime I opened the companions window...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2808 on: November 01, 2013, 04:36:26 pm »

Ballmangled and Ballslord. I had BM once and I didn't notice until I died by a random Goblin, and BL just by choice.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2809 on: November 07, 2013, 05:23:14 pm »

A night troll named Nomar Ghosttwilights the Dead Death.
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« Reply #2810 on: November 09, 2013, 07:54:27 am »

I got a task to kill a guy named Ksomething Bowelhands. When I read that I lol'd loudly.
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« Reply #2811 on: November 09, 2013, 09:24:26 pm »

Eerm, wrong thread, wrong section... Sorry.
« Last Edit: November 09, 2013, 09:30:00 pm by Meme »
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« Reply #2812 on: November 13, 2013, 02:52:34 am »

Starting a new adventurer, the name generator gave me the name of Jirdo Fistswallows.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2813 on: November 13, 2013, 08:51:07 pm »

Starting a new adventurer, the name generator gave me the name of Jirdo Fistswallows.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2814 on: November 14, 2013, 02:25:00 pm »

Starting a new adventurer, the name generator gave me the name of Jirdo Fistswallows.
Somehow, I don't think he'll last very long...
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2815 on: November 14, 2013, 03:26:22 pm »

Starting a new adventurer, the name generator gave me the name of Jirdo Fistswallows.
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I've been doing that.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2816 on: November 15, 2013, 05:04:26 pm »


"You will remember the Dooms of Recreation when we're finished with you!"
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« Reply #2817 on: November 16, 2013, 02:34:26 am »

The Pregnant Confederacy. SERIOUSLY?
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« Reply #2818 on: November 16, 2013, 01:40:43 pm »

The Pregnant Confederacy. SERIOUSLY?

one of the worlds on my DF games has a Camp called The Pregnancy Lovers.

the bandit leader of the place was female.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #2819 on: November 19, 2013, 10:18:48 pm »

"The hills of weakness"
Sounds real dangerous.
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