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Hired Goons

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3435 on: October 04, 2017, 08:54:48 pm »

I need to go slay the bane of my people: Boilglum the Warmth of Kindling...the zombie yeti.  :o
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« Reply #3436 on: October 04, 2017, 08:56:44 pm »

PTW.
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« Reply #3437 on: October 13, 2017, 03:07:35 pm »

Just discovered "Mating for Everyone" the kenaf scroll.

Also not a name exactly, but it always amuses me when authors write books ABOUT their previous books.
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« Reply #3438 on: October 25, 2017, 05:30:53 pm »

I just found a book in a library, entitled "Where is the Ear?"

That's a good question, and I'm glad some enlightened scholar wrote an entire book dedicated to answering it.

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« Reply #3439 on: October 26, 2017, 02:42:29 pm »

Maybe it is a children's book, or for unenlightened peasants. Dwarves aren't exactly known for their medical knowledge.
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« Reply #3440 on: October 27, 2017, 11:19:08 pm »

Somehow I can't get over "Strokedjack" as the name of a town.
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« Reply #3441 on: November 28, 2017, 01:36:40 am »

EDIT: Slightly wrong topic, sorry.
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« Reply #3442 on: November 29, 2017, 04:08:17 am »

The Fruity Orange, a tavern.
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« Reply #3443 on: November 29, 2017, 07:00:38 am »

Less funny, more like badass, The Moral Ravager, an artifact iron halberd. Too bad I'm a swordsman. But I guess anything's better than my crappy wooden sword.
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« Reply #3444 on: November 29, 2017, 10:57:56 pm »

Biteplank, a hillocks. I wonder if there is a story behind its name.
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« Reply #3445 on: December 06, 2017, 01:10:39 pm »

I just found a book in a library, entitled "Where is the Ear?"

That's a good question, and I'm glad some enlightened scholar wrote an entire book dedicated to answering it.

I always ask this question when I try to wear an earring when playing bird-man.
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« Reply #3446 on: December 08, 2017, 03:59:35 pm »

A delightful forgotten beast entered my fort today, called Odna the God-forsaken Ghost of Lashes...how much more metal can you get?
(It's a fire-breathing tick, by the way).

Meanwhile, my gem setter created something he called "The Smooth Nuts". No comment.
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« Reply #3447 on: December 11, 2017, 04:29:31 pm »

Just met a religious figurehead whose first name is "Pope". Lucky coincidence?
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« Reply #3448 on: December 11, 2017, 04:44:53 pm »

"The Sun Sets on Butters" is a book about no particular subject my duo of dynamic douchebags comprised of a werelizard and a vampire stole from the elves.

I'm gonna assume that the book was written by a cheese maker.

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« Reply #3449 on: December 11, 2017, 06:10:41 pm »

Strongstench the Hardy Sucker. It was a hydra
Egeth the Failed Fork. Was a forgotten beast
Strastnas the Cavernous Dung. Was also a forgotten beast
Zagith Hatemines. Forgotten beast
Camaba the Lice of Dung. Forgotten beast
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