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Author Topic: Funniest Names  (Read 754490 times)

Kobold6

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3510 on: July 08, 2018, 11:50:41 pm »

I had a Kobold thief named Bluplugin.
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DwarfToys

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« Reply #3511 on: July 17, 2018, 03:23:11 am »

I had a Kobold thief named Bluplugin.

I don't know why but that made me lol a bit. 

I had this guy show up. 
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UselessMcMiner

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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3512 on: December 04, 2018, 09:12:13 pm »

This is the best thread. It cannot die.
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Re: Funniest Names
« Reply #3513 on: December 04, 2018, 09:46:21 pm »

To anyone who likes funny names in DF, I highly recommend GoblinCookie's expanded dictionary. Guaranteed virtually every other name generated with it will be a gut-buster.
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It's actually pretty terrifying to think about having all of your fat melt off into grease because you started sweating too much.

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« Reply #3514 on: December 06, 2018, 04:23:31 pm »

It does beg the question of what exactly it did to earn the name of "Bowelgrasping".
It was the enemy of a gov called The sin of Tentacles, which is part of a civilization called the monsters of connecting.
In short:  :o
Perhaps, it DARED to be better than them?
Or maybe it just refers to the first thing you would do upon seeing it.
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On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating
By the way, it (my name) is pronounced "ah-zee".

Eschar

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« Reply #3515 on: December 18, 2018, 11:03:17 pm »

I found a mead hall called "The Destruction of Women."

... that's not a good idea.
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« Reply #3516 on: December 19, 2018, 07:33:27 am »

I found a mead hall called "The Destruction of Women."

... that's not a good idea.
My theory is that Dwarf Fortress is set in a post apocalyptic world where feminists and anti-feminists decided to play a game of "catch the ICBM".
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On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating
By the way, it (my name) is pronounced "ah-zee".

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« Reply #3517 on: December 19, 2018, 12:08:46 pm »

I found a mead hall called "The Destruction of Women."

... that's not a good idea.
Also known as: the Inn of Cells
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Eschar

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« Reply #3518 on: December 19, 2018, 12:37:04 pm »

I found a mead hall called "The Destruction of Women."

... that's not a good idea.
Also known as: the Inn of Cells

...?

Or "The End of Cells." A certain kind of haploid cell, to be specific.
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« Reply #3519 on: December 19, 2018, 09:25:55 pm »

Or "The End of Cells." A certain kind of haploid cell, to be specific.

It'll be the end of all cells eventually.
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« Reply #3520 on: December 19, 2018, 10:59:55 pm »

Latest world had a human vampire who at one point became a bard. Fitting, considering it just so happens her surname was "Shakespears".
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« Reply #3521 on: December 25, 2018, 12:13:24 pm »

I found a mead hall called "The Destruction of Women."

... that's not a good idea.
Also known as: the Inn of Cells

...?

Google "incel"; I assume that was the joke.
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« Reply #3522 on: January 30, 2019, 09:10:36 pm »

An adventurer of mine was exploring a bandit infested forest retreat, ending with the amputation of one of his arms. I quickly fled and retired him elsewhere. Upon further review in Legends mode, it seems the site government of his hometown was The Fellowship of Limbs.
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« Reply #3523 on: February 06, 2019, 10:06:07 am »

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« Last Edit: May 27, 2019, 04:23:51 pm by methylatedspirit »
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« Reply #3524 on: February 09, 2019, 04:09:33 pm »

Or the founding nomadic tribe of the region always got there around autumn.
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