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Author Topic: If Man had a Natural Enemy  (Read 1533 times)

King Zultan

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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2023, 01:32:38 am »
Quote from: scriver on July 28, 2023, 07:26:42 am
Quote from: King Zultan on July 28, 2023, 01:22:08 am
The enemy of man is a man with a bomb.

The only thing thay can stop an enemy with a bomb is an ally with a bomb
But what if it turns out the enemy has a bigger bomb then the ally does?
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2023, 02:21:01 am »
When an ennemy with a bomb and an ally with a bomb find themselves in a stalemate, the council of bombs will send a bomb with a bomb to settle it.

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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #17 on: July 30, 2023, 07:03:43 am »
Someone that keeps the brain so busy the mind can't work.
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #18 on: July 30, 2023, 07:49:37 am »
The real answer is something that is a mental attacker supreme.
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #19 on: July 30, 2023, 08:17:27 am »
Though the fun answer is just the weirdest possible enemy.
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2023, 10:03:10 am »
One of the top ten natural enemies of man would be the child-proof caps on little bottles with the hard-to-see, but must-be-lined-up arrows.
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2023, 09:55:37 pm »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on July 27, 2023, 09:14:18 am
Like, a species which would be a natural enemy for us.

Water Bears.
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #22 on: July 31, 2023, 02:25:02 am »
Hmmm, I'd definitely be afraid if coconuts were real.

They are theorized to be capable of killing more people yearly than our current worst enemy, "Sharks!"
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #23 on: July 31, 2023, 06:36:30 am »
Birches?
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #24 on: July 31, 2023, 04:09:58 pm »
Quote from: scriver on July 31, 2023, 06:36:30 am
Bitches?

Yea, those then to be pretty bad.
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2023, 02:56:29 am »
Quote from: Scoops Novel on July 30, 2023, 07:03:43 am
Someone that keeps the brain so busy the mind can't work.
Using psychic powers to make peoples brains explode?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2023, 04:58:47 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on August 01, 2023, 02:56:29 am
Quote from: Scoops Novel on July 30, 2023, 07:03:43 am
Someone that keeps the brain so busy the mind can't work.
Using psychic powers to make peoples brains explode?

Nah, dead people can't work the mines.
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #27 on: August 02, 2023, 05:08:56 am »
Quote from: EuchreJack on August 02, 2023, 04:58:47 am
Quote from: King Zultan on August 01, 2023, 02:56:29 am
Quote from: Scoops Novel on July 30, 2023, 07:03:43 am
Someone that keeps the brain so busy the mind can't work.
Using psychic powers to make peoples brains explode?

Nah, dead people can't work the mines.
They can if you have a necromancer.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #28 on: August 02, 2023, 05:15:31 am »
At which point the only reason to keep living humans around is to make more corpses for the necromancer to raise.

Our worst enemy is ourselves.
But tigers and polar bears get a few too.
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Re: If Man had a Natural Enemy
« Reply #29 on: August 02, 2023, 05:57:07 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on August 02, 2023, 05:15:31 am
But tigers and polar bears get a few too.
A truly deadly team. As you're staring at the tiger in the snow, the polar bear sneaks up on you. When you trying to work out why the polar bear is in the jungle, it's the tiger that's about to get you. We should never have fostered this cooperation, but it's our fault for bringing them to within talking distance in zoos, where they started to plan all this!
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