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[RoseHeart]

That was the first iteration, and Clarbyville is based on the sequel, Hero Saga: Noir.
Supernerd said in PM he'd consider giving me credit if I released the last updates from Noir, but I wouldn't do that unless I was ready to resume. So it's basically demanding I give up on it. Also, I shouldn't have to jump through any hoops for acknowledgement.

I am sure there are many unique back end mechanics going on here that are wholly original, and what he's done with it is clearly exiting people, like my friend. But it was my framework. That should be common knowledge.

[Naturegirl1999]

I agree you should be credited

[Imp]

I prize all players and all game hosts.

I want games undamaged, and value that highly.

I am enjoying Clarbyville.

I hear you clearly, RoseHeart, that you want credit.  I hope you value crediting those whose ideas you build on or adapt, because that's surely equally important.

I remember this:

And I take it as I'm 'trying to take a break', probably within my office.  Snacks, reading a book, and occasionally frowning at that oh-so-aggravating doorknob, with an improvised weapon nearby, just in case.

(I really don't know what scene cooldown means in a game like this.)

I hope art is okay.  Here's my oblivious accountant, unaware of the trouble outside, trying to get work done while eying that doorknob that tried to turn.  Ignorance is bliss!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Come back when you're ready if you want, RoseHeart!  I'm enjoying this.

Let us not damage games.  They are beautiful, wonderful, fragile things.

Let us prize and protect them.  All.

For that I give you much credit, RoseHeart.

Preserve and protect, empower, share and grow.  All games.  All players.  All game hosts.

[Naturegirl1999]

I love this game and want it to continue

[Supernerd]

I strongly disagree with many of the things that Roseheart is saying.

Events from my point of view, however, do still portray myself as being insufferable to the point where I should frankly know better as an adult, regardless of how anyone else did or did not behave.

So I went ahead and mentioned his game in the opening post, in the "What is this" spoiler.


Update coming soon.

[Naturegirl1999]

Sorry that there was a tangent, sorry for contributing to the tangent

[Supernerd]

The Clarbyville Gazette
February 3, 20X5

Census Surprise: Non-Dominaran Citizens Found in Clarbyville

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

Recent revisions to the town’s census data have unveiled a startling discovery: a growing number of humans residing in Clarbyville are not registered as Dominaran citizens—and they have apparently been living among us for some time without passing through the established checkpoints. Local demographers and government officials, initially skeptical of the data, now confirm that several hundred individuals of unknown nationality have been quietly integrating into the community.

While the origin of these residents remains unclear, some speculate that clandestine passageways or unmonitored entry routes into Clarbyville may exist. “This revelation challenges our understanding of our town’s borders,” said Dr. Lena Morales, a demographer with the Clarbyville Census Bureau. “The fact that these individuals have gone undetected for so long calls for a closer examination of our security protocols and immigration records.”

Authorities are reviewing the findings and have yet to issue a formal policy response, but local discussions are already underway about the social and legal implications of this unexpected demographic shift.

Science: Unexplained Radio Signals Emit Only Static

By: Sarah Quinn, Science Reporter

In another baffling development, technicians monitoring local radio frequencies have detected a series of strange signals that produce nothing but persistent static. The phenomenon was first observed late last night by a technician at the Clarbyville Communications Hub and has since been confirmed by multiple independent devices.

“We’re picking up a consistent, rhythmic burst of static that doesn’t correspond to any known transmission pattern,” explained Dr. Milo Tan, a communications expert. “At this stage, it appears to be a random signal—yet its regularity suggests there may be an underlying source we’ve yet to identify.”

Federal agencies, including the FDC’s technical division, have been alerted to the anomaly. While some residents fear that these signals could be linked to extraterrestrial communications, experts caution that they might just be an odd natural occurrence or even interference from an undisclosed government experiment. The investigation remains ongoing, and residents are advised to report any further unusual broadcasts.

Culture: New Community Garden Initiative Blooms

By: Emily Carter, Community Reporter

Amid all the uncertainty, Clarbyville is also witnessing moments of renewal. A group of local volunteers has launched the Green Horizons Community Garden, a project designed to bring neighbors together through urban agriculture. The garden, set on a vacant lot near downtown, aims to provide fresh produce and serve as a peaceful retreat from the ongoing crises.

“The garden is a symbol of hope,” said project coordinator Marina Lopez. “Even in challenging times, nature reminds us of the possibility of growth and rebirth.”

Residents are encouraged to participate, and organizers are hosting weekly workshops on sustainable gardening practices. The initiative has quickly become a local hit, with many seeing it as a chance to reclaim a bit of normalcy and community spirit.

Business: Antique Shop Revival Sparks Local Interest

By: Marcus Lang, Business Correspondent

In a heartening sign of local resilience, Old World Treasures, a once-dormant antique shop on Maple Street, has recently reopened its doors. The shop, famous for its unique collection of vintage items ranging from rare books to handmade furniture, is already attracting a steady stream of customers.

Owner Harold Benson has breathed new life into the establishment with a mix of traditional charm and modern marketing techniques. “Our past is our present,” Benson said. “Every item here tells a story, and I’m thrilled to see the community embracing our heritage once again.”

Local historians and collectors have expressed enthusiasm about the shop’s reopening, and it is quickly becoming a cultural hub for those interested in preserving Clarbyville’s rich history.

Stay tuned to The Clarbyville Gazette as we continue to bring you the latest updates on these and other stories shaping our community.

[Supernerd]

The Clarbyville Gazette
February 4, 20X5

Top Story: Animated Vines Reappear Around Portal Site

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

In a disconcerting development, the aggressive animated vines have once again burst forth around the recently discovered portal site. Residents and officials report that the vines, which had been largely dormant since their last outbreak, are now rapidly reestablishing their presence near the portal. No new sightings of the giant beetles have been recorded in connection with this resurgence.

Authorities remind everyone that these vines are not to be underestimated. “They have repeatedly demonstrated that their aggression and striking range extend far beyond what many might assume,” stated Dr. Celia Ramirez, a botanist with the FDC. “Residents should exercise extreme caution and avoid approaching the area.”

Local emergency services are closely monitoring the situation while reinforcing barricades around the portal site. The FDC urges the community to report any unusual vine activity immediately.

Security Update: FDC Distributes Free Cameras, Stealth Experts Among Portal Visitors

By: Sarah Quinn, Political Reporter

In an effort to enhance local security amidst ongoing disturbances, the Federal Defense Corps (FDC) has begun handing out free security cameras to both businesses and residences throughout Clarbyville. This initiative is intended to bolster surveillance and provide clearer insights into recent anomalies in the area.

FDC officials have also confirmed that among the visitors emerging from the portal are individuals identified as “Experts in Stealth.” These visitors, whose identities remain shrouded in mystery, are reportedly conducting active investigations around the portal site. “Their covert methods suggest a level of expertise that raises as many questions as it answers,” said Agent Victoria Lorne. “We are monitoring their activities closely.”

Local recipients of the security cameras expressed relief at the increased monitoring, hoping it will deter any further disruptive actions while shedding light on the enigmatic visitors.

Business: Airlines Redirect Flights to Avoid Clarbyville Airspace

By: Marcus Lang, Business Correspondent

In a significant move reflecting heightened national security concerns, commercial airlines have begun redirecting flights to avoid overflying Clarbyville. Transportation authorities have indicated that temporary flight paths have been established to ensure the safety of passengers and to prevent potential interference with ongoing investigations around the portal and vine phenomena.

“Aviation safety is paramount,” stated a spokesperson for the Dominaran Civil Aviation Authority. “Given the unpredictable nature of these events and the current military presence in the area, rerouting flights is a precautionary measure that we believe is necessary at this time.”

Travelers have reported minor delays, and some airlines have offered complimentary vouchers to affected passengers. Meanwhile, authorities are working to determine when normal flight patterns can resume as conditions stabilize.

Stay tuned to The Clarbyville Gazette for further updates on these stories and other developments shaping our community.

[Supernerd]

The Clarbyville Gazette
February 5, 20X5

Crisis Update: FDC Intensifies Monitoring of Vine Remnants

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

In an ongoing effort to regain control of the chaotic outbreak, the Federal Defense Corps (FDC) has escalated its monitoring operations in the remnants of the quarantine zone. Although the aggressive animated vines have been largely neutralized following the recent alien bombardment, isolated clusters continue to reappear near the portal site. FDC agents are now employing advanced surveillance techniques, including drone reconnaissance and thermal imaging, to track even the smallest regrowth. Officials remind residents that these vines have repeatedly demonstrated an extensive striking range, and caution is advised for anyone approaching the affected areas. “We’re not finished with this yet,” stated Agent Victoria Lorne, emphasizing that complete eradication remains a work in progress.

Discovery: Unidentified Mouselike Creature Coated in Mold Found in Clarbyville

By: Sarah Quinn, Science Reporter

In a surprising twist amid the ongoing crisis, local naturalists have reported the discovery of a small, mouselike creature that appears to be entirely coated in a peculiar plant or mold. The creature, which measures only a few inches in length, has been observed scurrying near residential gardens and public parks. Eyewitnesses describe its fur as patchy and textured, with greenish hues that blend seamlessly with the local vegetation. Despite the unsettling appearance, the creature shows no fear of human presence, often pausing to inspect onlookers with curious, unblinking eyes. “It’s as if nature has crafted its own little enigma,” remarked Dr. Elizabeth Forrester, a local entomologist now studying the specimen. Researchers are eager to determine whether this organism is a byproduct of the environmental disturbances linked to the animated vines or an entirely new species that has quietly adapted to our changing ecosystem.

Economy: Local Businesses Adapt Amid Ongoing Uncertainty

By: Marcus Lang, Business Correspondent

Clarbyville’s entrepreneurial spirit remains unbowed despite the continuing crisis. In recent weeks, local business owners have been forced to innovate in response to prolonged security measures and the unpredictable environment around the quarantine zone. Several establishments have shifted operations to online platforms, while others have implemented flexible hours to accommodate delays at military checkpoints. Notably, the newly reopened Old World Treasures and the popular café Starry Sips report steady patronage, even as customers express concerns over the stability of the region. “We have to adapt or risk losing everything,” said Harold Benson, owner of Old World Treasures. The Clarbyville Chamber of Commerce is actively exploring additional support measures, including emergency grants and streamlined licensing for small businesses affected by the crisis.

Community: Neighborhood Spirit Initiative Launched Amid Chaos

By: Emily Carter, Community Reporter

In an inspiring display of solidarity, several community leaders have launched the Neighborhood Spirit Initiative, a program designed to foster local engagement and resilience during these tumultuous times. The initiative, which includes volunteer clean-up drives, shared community meals, and local art projects, aims to rebuild not only the physical but also the social fabric of Clarbyville. “When everything around us seems uncertain, our strength lies in coming together,” said Marina Lopez, one of the program’s coordinators. Organizers are also planning a series of public forums to discuss long-term recovery and ways to safeguard the community against future disruptions. With renewed energy and optimism, residents are determined to transform their shared challenges into opportunities for growth and unity.

Stay tuned to The Clarbyville Gazette for further updates on these and other stories shaping our community.

[RoseHeart]

I love this game and want it to continue

👍

I hear you clearly, RoseHeart, that you want credit.  I hope you value crediting those whose ideas you build on or adapt, because that's surely equally important.

The newspapers were inspired by my time in gradeshool, when I woke up early to play SimCity 2000 on Playstation. That game segmented 1 month with 1 newspaper. The forum games as an MMO is a very old project of mine, one I used to discuss with that friend I mentioned. We called it 'Project Hydra'. Those talks began when I was still GameBoyBlue here. Hero Saga was the culmination of parts of my life experience and dreams for what a forum game could be. Even the weakest aspect, the lore, was something I was happy with. A crossover of my favorite shows, games, and movies. I think SuperNerd's lore in Clarbyville is a great use of the Hero Saga framework. I do wish I could have spawned a named genre, like 'ArmsRace', 'WikiWars', and things like that, having made two Hero Sagas. That is the most direct way to acknowledge a predecessor. Someone could make HeroSaga: Fantasy, for example.

Edit: Removed some stuff. I do not want to behave like a victim.

Spoiler: What is this? (click to show/hide)

If you figure it out, please let me know. I'm quite curious about what this is myself.

This game was inspired by this game called Hero Saga Noir.

Thank you.

[Supernerd]

The Clarbyville Gazette
February 6, 20X5

Defense: President Ashford Authorizes Military Force Without Congressional Approval

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

In a dramatic and controversial declaration this morning, President Sylvia Ashford has authorized the full deployment of military force in response to what her administration has characterized as an invasion of Dominaran soil. According to the president's address, the recent incursions by hostile forces—implicated in the chaos plaguing Clarbyville—constitute an act of aggression that falls squarely within the nation's right to self-defense.

“We are not waiting for Congress to decide our fate,” President Ashford declared. “When our land is invaded, immediate action is required. This is a defensive war, and every resource will be mobilized to protect our sovereignty.”

The decision has ignited heated debate among lawmakers and citizens alike, with critics arguing that bypassing congressional approval sets a dangerous precedent. Meanwhile, military units have been ordered to secure strategic locations and reinforce the newly established perimeter around Clarbyville. The situation remains fluid, and authorities urge residents to stay informed as events develop.

Security: Vandalism Plagues Local Surveillance Systems

By: Sarah Quinn, Political Reporter

In a worrying trend that underscores the growing lawlessness amid the crisis, several security cameras installed by the FDC and local authorities have been vandalized in recent days. Business owners and residents in Clarbyville report that cameras at multiple storefronts and residential areas have been deliberately defaced or disabled, hampering efforts to monitor the ongoing disturbances.

“We’ve had our cameras smashed and even found graffiti mocking the new security measures,” said Carmen Ellis, owner of a local convenience store. “It’s a blatant act of defiance that only makes the situation more dangerous.”

Authorities are investigating the incidents, with suspicions that the acts of vandalism might be linked to extremist groups or individuals opposed to the expanded military presence. The FDC has promised an intensified review of all surveillance equipment and increased patrols to deter further damage.

Arts: New Mural Emerges as a Beacon of Resilience

By: Marcus Lang, Arts Correspondent

In the midst of escalating tension and uncertainty, a local collective of artists has unveiled a vibrant new mural on the wall of a prominent building near downtown Clarbyville. Titled “Rise from the Ruins,” the mural depicts a phoenix soaring over a fractured cityscape, interwoven with symbolic imagery of vines and shattered chains.

“The mural is our way of saying that no matter how dark things get, we will always find a way to rise,” explained lead artist Marina Lopez, who has been a driving force behind the project. The artwork has quickly become a rallying point for residents, drawing visitors and sparking conversations about hope, community, and the need to rebuild.

Local officials have praised the initiative, with Mayor Betty Hargrove stating, “In these trying times, art reminds us of our strength and resilience. This mural is a powerful symbol for all of Clarbyville.”

Public Health: Rising Respiratory Complaints Amid Military Operations

By: Emily Carter, Community Reporter

As military forces tighten their grip on Clarbyville and the air fills with emissions from increased vehicular and equipment use, local health clinics have reported a noticeable uptick in respiratory complaints among residents. Patients describe symptoms ranging from mild irritation to more severe breathing difficulties.

Dr. Helena Marks, a physician at Clarbyville Community Health Center, noted, “We’re seeing more cases of coughs, throat irritation, and in some instances, exacerbated asthma. The heightened activity and the combustion byproducts from military deployments likely contribute to these issues.”

Authorities are advising residents, especially those with preexisting respiratory conditions, to limit outdoor exposure and use protective face coverings when necessary. In parallel, city officials have pledged to review air quality measures and provide support for those affected by the deteriorating conditions.

Stay with The Clarbyville Gazette for continuous updates as these stories and other developments shape our community.

[Supernerd]

The Clarbyville Gazette
February 7, 20X5

Top Story: Military Siege of Foc-Viron Fortress Underway

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

In a bold escalation of the ongoing conflict, the Dominaran military has launched a siege against a newly discovered Foc-Viron construction. This formidable fortress, built primarily of wood harvested—without proper permits—from the woodlands surrounding Clarbyville, has become a focal point of tension. Official sources confirm that the Foc-Viron have refused all peaceful attempts to disperse their forces, leaving military commanders no choice but to initiate a full-scale assault. Although details of the operation remain scarce, initial reports indicate that armoured units and tactical teams are converging on the site as part of a sustained effort to neutralize the threat. Residents are urged to avoid the area, as the operation could escalate further with unpredictable consequences.

Public Safety: Citizen Injured Attempting to Breach Portal Site

By: Daniel Holloway, Public Safety Reporter

In a concerning incident yesterday evening, a local citizen who had previously been noted among those daring to approach the portal site was injured by the aggressive animated vines lining the perimeter. Witnesses report that the individual attempted to access the site despite repeated warnings, and was caught by a rapidly advancing cluster of vines. Emergency responders quickly intervened, but the citizen sustained multiple lacerations and bruises. This incident serves as a stark reminder of the vines’ highly aggressive nature and extensive striking range. Authorities continue to warn residents that any approach toward the portal site is extremely hazardous and could lead to severe injury.

Infrastructure: Public Works Plans Road Repairs in the Quarantine Zone

By: Marcus Lang, Business Correspondent

As the chaos surrounding the vine outbreaks continues to disrupt daily life, Clarbyville’s Public Works Department has announced plans for comprehensive road repairs in and around the quarantine zone. Recent destructive incidents have left several major thoroughfares riddled with debris and structural damage. Crews are being mobilized to assess and repair roads, with work expected to begin immediately. City officials are hopeful that restoring critical infrastructure will help alleviate some of the current logistical challenges, including long wait times at military checkpoints. Residents are advised to monitor local advisories for updated detour information as repairs get underway.

Entertainment: Outdoor Concert Sparks Community Resilience

By: Olivia Reed, Entertainment Reporter

In a welcome distraction from recent crises, Clarbyville residents gathered last night for an impromptu outdoor concert held at Evergreen Park. Local bands and performers took to the stage, delivering a vibrant mix of folk, rock, and experimental tunes that lifted spirits and fostered a sense of unity. The event, organized by community volunteers, showcased the town’s enduring creative energy, despite the ongoing military operations and environmental hazards. “Music has always been our refuge,” remarked one attendee. Though organizers remain tight-lipped about the performers’ identities, the concert has been hailed as a beacon of hope—a reminder that even in the darkest times, community resilience shines through.

Economy: Local Businesses Launch Safety Initiative Amid Crisis

By: Emily Carter, Community Reporter

In an effort to bolster community safety during these tumultuous times, a coalition of local businesses has come together to launch a new safety initiative. Starting immediately, several establishments—including retail stores and service providers—are offering free safety gear such as protective face masks, gloves, and goggles to residents. This initiative is designed to help citizens better safeguard themselves against the unpredictable threat posed by the animated vines and any stray environmental hazards. The Clarbyville Chamber of Commerce is actively promoting the program, emphasizing that community solidarity is essential to overcoming the challenges we face. “Every little bit helps,” stated one business owner. “In these times, safety and unity are our best defences.”

Stay informed with The Clarbyville Gazette as we continue to report on these unfolding stories and keep our community updated during these critical times.

[Supernerd]

The Clarbyville Gazette
February 8, 20X5

Military Campaign Against Foc-Viron Encampment Ongoing

By: Nathan Caldwell, War Correspondent

The Dominaran military's siege of the Foc-Viron encampment continues, but details remain scarce as few are willing to venture close enough to report firsthand. From what little can be determined, sporadic bursts of gunfire have been heard from the perimeter, but no large-scale assault has been launched as of yet.

While official sources maintain that the Foc-Viron have refused all diplomatic attempts at resolution, critics question the lack of transparency regarding the military’s operational goals. “We don’t know if they’re waiting for reinforcements, negotiating behind the scenes, or simply trying to starve them out,” said Dr. Lillian Marcus, an expert on foreign conflicts. For now, Clarbyville residents remain on edge as the standoff drags on.

FDC Detainment Raises Concerns About Arbitrary Arrests

By: Daniel Holloway, Public Safety Reporter

A Clarbyville resident was briefly detained by the FDC yesterday and released without charge, fueling speculation that authorities may be arbitrarily detaining individuals to root out potential spies. The individual, who requested anonymity, stated that they were taken in for questioning and held for several hours before being let go without explanation.

“They asked a lot of questions about who I’ve been in contact with and if I’ve seen anything unusual,” the resident recounted. “When I asked why I was being held, they wouldn’t give me a straight answer.”

FDC officials declined to comment on the case but reaffirmed their commitment to public safety. Civil rights advocates, however, warn that unchecked detentions could lead to an erosion of trust between law enforcement and the public. “We understand the need for security,” said Attorney Rebecca Quinn, “but we must also ensure that residents are not subjected to undue scrutiny without cause.”

Mysterious Nighttime Lights Spotted Over Clarbyville

By: Sarah Quinn, Science Reporter

A series of strange lights were spotted in the sky over Clarbyville late last night, prompting widespread speculation. Witnesses described seeing faint glowing orbs that moved erratically before vanishing without a trace.

While some suggest this could be linked to the Foc-Viron, astronomers at the Clarbyville Observatory have offered alternative explanations, including atmospheric phenomena or experimental aircraft. “We don’t have enough data yet,” said Dr. Elise Patterson, “but we urge people not to jump to conclusions.”

The FDC has not issued a statement regarding the incident, fueling further speculation about what might be happening in Clarbyville’s skies.

Space-Themed Trends Take Over Fashion and Pop Culture

By: Rachel Vaughn, Lifestyle Reporter

Clarbyville has been swept up in a wave of space-inspired fashion and entertainment, with local designers, artists, and businesses embracing the cosmic aesthetic. Shimmering metallic fabrics, starry prints, and planetary motifs have taken over clothing stores, while cafes and bars have introduced celestial-themed menus.

“The fascination with space and the unknown has really taken hold of people,” said fashion designer Mira Ellison, whose latest collection features sleek, futuristic silhouettes and glowing accents. “I think with everything happening in the world, people are drawn to the idea of something bigger—something beyond us.”

Meanwhile, local musicians have been incorporating cosmic sounds into their performances, and a newly opened arcade, Galactic Pulse, offers a fully immersive space-themed experience. Whether it’s escapism or genuine curiosity, Clarbyville residents seem eager to embrace the mysteries of the universe in any way they can.

Stay with The Clarbyville Gazette for continued coverage of ongoing developments in the city and beyond.

[Supernerd]

The Clarbyville Gazette
February 9, 20X5

Top Story: Animated Vines Spread Damage Despite Herbicide Efforts

By: Grace Mercer, Senior Reporter

The aggressive animated vines have resumed their advance from the portal site, spreading in a straight line and causing significant damage to nearby structures and vegetation. Although recent herbicide applications have lessened the overall destruction, the vines continue to pose a serious threat. Witnesses report that the vines, with their unusually long striking range, have left scars on walls and shattered windows along their path. “We’ve seen them clear entire sections of property, even as our chemical defenses have slowed them down,” said Dr. Celia Ramirez, a botanist assisting the Federal Defense Corps (FDC). Residents are once again urged to steer clear of the affected area as cleanup and containment efforts continue.

Science: Mysterious Plumes of Smoke Detected in Isolated Area

By: Sarah Quinn, Science Reporter

In a separate development unrelated to the military operations, several unknown plumes of smoke have been spotted in a remote area outside Clarbyville. The smoke, appearing as thin, twisting columns of gray, was first observed at dusk and has since persisted for several hours. Local observers note that the plumes seem to drift aimlessly, with no discernible source or apparent connection to the ongoing siege at the Foc-Viron encampment. “There’s nothing particularly hazardous about them at this point, but their origin is entirely unknown,” explained Dr. Milo Tan, a communications expert monitoring environmental anomalies. Authorities are investigating the phenomenon while cautioning residents to avoid the area until further information is available.

Culture: Martial Arts with Grace – Xiao Ming Chen Launches Aesthetic Course

By: Olivia Reed, Culture Reporter

In an inspiring turn towards creativity amid the chaos, renowned performer Xiao Ming Chen has announced the launch of an aesthetic martial arts course. Known for his fluid and graceful movements on stage, Chen is now teaching a style that blends traditional martial arts with elements of performance art, emphasizing poise, balance, and inner harmony. “This isn’t just about combat—it’s about expressing beauty and discipline through movement,” Chen explained during a demonstration held at the Clarbyville Community Center. The course has already attracted a diverse group of students, many of whom see it as a welcome respite from the daily tension. While Chen remains enigmatic about his past and the influences behind his style, his charisma and technical prowess have captured the imagination of the local arts scene.

Stay tuned to The Clarbyville Gazette for ongoing updates on these and other stories as our community navigates through these extraordinary times.

[Supernerd]

Federal Defense Corps
Office of Special Operations
Declassification Order: Wyd Aliens / Friend Units
Effective Date: February 10, 20X5

Classification Level: Formerly Top Secret – Now Declassified

Subject: Comprehensive Declassification of Previously Designated "Wyd Aliens" – Now Recognized as Friend Units

Purpose:
This document serves to declassify all information previously designated under the codename “Wyd Aliens,” following a series of developments that necessitate full public disclosure. Due to a massive outbreak of these entities in Moodglotropolis, continued concealment is no longer tenable. The information contained herein is released to avert public panic and to promote transparency regarding these phenomena.

Overview:
Recent investigations have conclusively determined that entities previously known as "Wyd Aliens" are not extraterrestrial in origin but are, in fact, supernatural in nature. They are now to be referred to as Friend Units (F.U.). These entities manifest invariably as small, floating beings that appear to exhibit a limited degree of sentience and interaction capability.

Characteristics:

    Manifestation:
    Friend Units typically appear as diminutive, luminescent or semi-transparent floating entities. Their size and appearance vary slightly, but they are consistently small and easily overlooked by the untrained eye.

    Summoning Protocol:
    A Friend Unit can be summoned by the simple command, “Report to friend unit.” The precise mechanism by which the summoning occurs is ambiguous; however, it is clear that the command must be delivered with clear intent. The process appears to be largely cognitive, suggesting that the summoning is triggered by a focused desire for assistance or companionship.

    Historical Context:
    Historically, Friend Units have been exceptionally rare and have been regarded as ominous, akin to a witch's familiar. In folklore and anecdotal reports, their appearance was often taken as a portent of misfortune or supernatural intervention. However, more recent accounts describe these entities as exhibiting behavior consistent with that of a benign companion. Notably, in one widely reported incident, a Friend Unit was observed interfering with evidence in a court case—a behavior interpreted as an attempt to “assist” its summoner in rectifying perceived injustices.

    Behavioral Tendencies:
    True to their name, Friend Units generally act as companions to the individual who summons them. They display no inherent aggression and are, in most observed cases, as harmless as readily available tools such as knives. Their actions appear to be guided by a rudimentary form of empathy, offering assistance in various contexts while remaining aloof enough to avoid causing serious harm.

Recent Developments:
The decision to declassify this information comes on the heels of a significant outbreak of Friend Units in Moodglotropolis. Reports indicate that these entities have become markedly more common, prompting concerns over their potential impact on public safety and social order. The Federal Defense Corps, after extensive review and consultation with external experts in supernatural phenomena, has determined that further secrecy is counterproductive and may exacerbate public fear.

Implications for Public Safety and Policy:
While Friend Units are not classified as dangerous in the conventional sense, their unpredictable nature and rare instances of interfering in human affairs necessitate a cautious approach. The FDC advises that, while summoning a Friend Unit can provide benign companionship or even practical assistance, citizens must exercise discretion and ensure that any summoning is performed with clear and purposeful intent. Misuse or casual summoning of these entities is discouraged until further studies can fully ascertain long-term behavioral patterns and potential risks.

Conclusion:
The Federal Defense Corps is committed to ongoing research and monitoring of Friend Units. This declassification is intended to equip both the public and local authorities with the knowledge required to manage these supernatural entities responsibly. Further updates will be provided as additional data becomes available.

For Further Inquiries:
Questions regarding this declassification and the management of Friend Units may be directed to the FDC Public Information Office.

End of Document