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BigD145

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Re: G-rated no killing
« Reply #210 on: September 03, 2012, 04:47:29 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on September 03, 2012, 05:47:05 am
My daughter is now four, and sometimes watches me play.

Her: "What happened?"
Me: "Well, goblins came and tried to break into the dwarves' fortress."
Her: "Is that red stuff blood?"
Me: "Yep. The dwarves have hammers and swords."
Her: "COOOOOOL!"

Her mother is not pleased. ^_^

Girls figure out blood very quickly in life. It's best when it doesn't escape the body. When it does escape, bad things happen.
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Re: G-rated no killing
« Reply #211 on: September 03, 2012, 06:47:34 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 03, 2012, 07:50:53 am
Wait, not pleased with your daughter's enthusiasm, or not pleased with you pandering to it?
Not pleased with me pandering to it. But, that's why we're divorced.

Quote from: BigD145 on September 03, 2012, 04:47:29 pm
Girls figure out blood very quickly in life. It's best when it doesn't escape the body. When it does escape, bad things happen.
She figured out blood for the first time by punching one of her "cousins" (a bunch of proto-douchebags) in the nose because they were fucking with her.

Muahahaha.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: G-rated no killing
« Reply #212 on: September 03, 2012, 08:05:32 pm »
Dwarf Fortress will fit her like a -<<*cat leather glove*>>-.
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Re: G-rated no killing
« Reply #213 on: September 04, 2012, 06:19:37 am »
I played the first halo when I was five or six, can't quite remember... after three years of watching my dad play Dungeon Siege and two years of me playing it. I think I'm mostly sane...

Strangely, my most memorable experience from the first halo was "blooding" enemies with my older brother. We just stood over corpses and melee'd them for 5 min straight... I'm perfectly sane... I think
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