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Author Topic: Necrothreat - Teh LOLmod succession fort - PG2 FOR DETAILS  (Read 224405 times)

Sprin

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Re: Necrothreat - Teh LOLmod succession fort - PG2 FOR DETAILS
« Reply #405 on: September 24, 2012, 01:54:56 pm »

My guess is if we continue on our curent path the fort will be reclaimed in about... Three years I think.
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« Reply #406 on: September 24, 2012, 02:21:42 pm »

Greycat got a kill.

Go me!  Go me!  Aww yeah!
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« Reply #407 on: September 24, 2012, 03:48:50 pm »

Woo! Me and Esther1 can be reforumited, I wonder as who, though?

Why is everything going so totally crazy? I have never seen anything this mad.

I would really like my old job as the sheriff back.
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« Reply #408 on: September 24, 2012, 04:00:43 pm »

Woo! Me and Esther1 can be reforumited, I wonder as who, though?

Why is everything going so totally crazy? I have never seen anything this mad.

I would really like my old job as the sheriff back.
Sure go ahead.

Good day all around, I have to say. Closest to a nemaed dwarf dying is highmax's wife. She died fighting them, if it makes you feel better. It really shouldn't but still.

So, we have a caged necro. What to do, what to do.

Greycat got a kill.

Go me!  Go me!  Aww yeah!

[/quotees. I'm not quite sure how, I assume you just joined the fighitng like everyone else.

My favorite part of this update was the part where the moody dwarf charges right into the melee carrying a piece of leather. Seriously, that dude has balls.

There will be more updates! TodaY! I mean it this time!
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« Reply #409 on: September 25, 2012, 04:00:03 pm »

Woo! Me and Esther1 can be reforumited, I wonder as who, though?

Why is everything going so totally crazy? I have never seen anything this mad.

I would really like my old job as the sheriff back.
Sure go ahead.

Good day all around, I have to say. Closest to a nemaed dwarf dying is highmax's wife. She died fighting them, if it makes you feel better. It really shouldn't but still.

So, we have a caged necro. What to do, what to do.

Greycat got a kill.

Go me!  Go me!  Aww yeah!

[/quotees. I'm not quite sure how, I assume you just joined the fighitng like everyone else.

My favorite part of this update was the part where the moody dwarf charges right into the melee carrying a piece of leather. Seriously, that dude has balls.

There will be more updates! TodaY! I mean it this time!
My poor wife! :'(

At least I tore the shit out of a troll with my sword! ;D

I LIKE SWORDS! WHOOT!
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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« Reply #410 on: September 26, 2012, 04:32:43 pm »

YES, ITS READY, ITS LONGER THEN USUAL. THERE'S EXCITEMENT, WERECAPYBARAS, CROCODILES, TROGS, LEATHER HOODS, AND MORE!!!!

17th of Sandstone:
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Troglodytes. seriously, fuck you guys.

The Militia masses, and, seeing no movement on the trogs part, charges. The results are a clear victory for us.

RANDOM COMBAT HIGLIGHT TIME:

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Holy shit Super Baby. I wouldn't believe it, but everyone there confirms. Brusing the heart? That baby punched straight into the monsters chest. Later he dodged of his mothers chest and punched one in the lung.

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I suppose hands are not entirely necessary for owning.

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It appears our friend highmax is still upset about his wifes death. He killed 2/3 of all the trogs himself, one of them single handedly. Actually, imemdiately follwoing this combat report he jumps onto a trog rushing at the militia and bisects his skull in one attack. Looks like we have our hero.

Our secretive friend has still not finished colecting things for his useless junk colection. He draws bizzare pictures of gems, leather, and quarries. Well, we have oceans of useless stone, gems, and leather, so I assume its metal blocks he wants.

A thief is seen by our guard animals.

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He runs off.

A party is organized by a child. How utterly useless. We are so short on manpower, and the only upset dwarf went mad a while ago.

Oh yeah, I should have mentioned that. She lost her mother and went mad, stripping to her pants and quiver. Lordy, Thats just wrong. I, lacking the power to jail her for this, arrest her for murder.

My reports have said hat the miners have found Cats eye. Uh, what? I sincerly hope that is a gem, and not solidified cat optical systems.

Oh, shit.

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Thats, not, good. It attacks a yak, then a recruit, then focuses on strangling a jackal. The rest of the militia shows up, and attacks the werecapybara, missing consistently, while it attempts to strangle the jackal. A recruit actually becomes a hammerforumite while trying to wail on it. It is impressive, onl a few hit it, like a bowforumite with a arrow, and the admin with his laptop. Well, at least they're practicing.

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Right as the jackal suffocates, the WereCapybara turns into a reptile women. She appears to have picked up some skillz from her time dodging the entire militia, as she manages to dodge all of their attacks. She runs off dodging the attacks and arrows enough to run off the map. Uhh, okay. That was weird.

One dwarf was bitten by the woman. I do't know if he was infected, by he will be quarantened nonetheless.

Our secretive friend is appearantly not just a mad collecter, and has decided to construct something.

A Fight betwee a Cave crocodile and a glassmaker ended in tragedy today. it appears like he kicked in the face, and this enraged it. After it had started mauling him, the militia was forced to euthanize the beast. Unfortunately, the first on the scene was a recruit, who was shredded before our friend The Enthusiast appeared and dissected the crocodile. (The recruit died following this incident, probaby for the best, as his arm was gone, as well as being viscously mauled.)

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He was not able to kill the beast, however, due to its tough hide. A recruit wielding a banhammer appeared and finished the job.

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Did you know you suck? Because you do. Alot. You suck elf. Your moms a cross between a goblin and a elf. Oh yeah, I went there, what you going to do about it? Nothing, Cause its true.
« Last Edit: September 26, 2012, 06:46:11 pm by misko27 »
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« Reply #411 on: September 26, 2012, 06:35:32 pm »

Anyone there?
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« Reply #412 on: September 26, 2012, 06:38:00 pm »

Oh man, superbaby :P
I cant wait till that thing grows up and starts ripping hearts out for real :P

Also Random Combat/Dwarf Highlights should totally become a thing for all overseers, because they are awesome.
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« Reply #413 on: September 26, 2012, 08:11:35 pm »

Random Combat/Dwarf Highlights should totally become a thing for all overseers, because they are awesome.
I heartily agree.

I'll bet HighMax is having a party over there.
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« Reply #414 on: September 26, 2012, 09:04:03 pm »

Random Combat/Dwarf Highlights should totally become a thing for all overseers, because they are awesome.
I heartily agree.

I'll bet HighMax is having a party over there.
I'm having more then a party! I TOLD YOU! AND NOBODY LISTENED!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! FEEL MY BLADE WORLD!!!! *stabs dirt* crap its stuck...
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just shot him with a balistic arrow, i think he will get stuned from that >.>

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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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« Reply #415 on: September 26, 2012, 11:09:44 pm »

Very nice indeed. Was the recrut with the laptop me by some chance? Because it seemed so from my point of view. And you know Misko, Elf+Goblin=Gobelf. I totally cannot wait for the next one. This is increasingly more amusing with each update. Our military is being pimped up hard too. It all actually seems to be falling in place for once.
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« Reply #416 on: September 26, 2012, 11:31:05 pm »

Very nice indeed. Was the recrut with the laptop me by some chance? Because it seemed so from my point of view. And you know Misko, Elf+Goblin=Gobelf. I totally cannot wait for the next one. This is increasingly more amusing with each update. Our military is being pimped up hard too. It all actually seems to be falling in place for once.
No, after your troglodyte incident, I decided the best way for you to serve the fort was to apply picks to skulls on a regular basis.
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« Reply #417 on: September 27, 2012, 02:55:45 pm »

I crave for more and more updates!
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« Reply #418 on: September 27, 2012, 09:43:32 pm »

I crave for more and more updates!
Keep your lolcat leather trousers on.

Oh no, I'm just commenting on how often this occurs. One handed dwarves, hell 2 handed dwarves, will often be carrying more things then sanity allows,
It's not just missing an arm, she's missing a leg, and cutting down a tree too.

Regardless, I'm pretty sure we've had plenty of other things that could be considered common posted here.
And on that note, From the world of necrothreat:
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Later, thie baby dodged of her mom and punched a troglodyte in the lungs.

All this free fanart comes at a terrible cost - I demand being dwarfed as your most skilled engraver in Necrothreat! If they are already named, I will settle for a skilled mechanic or military-dwarf.
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« Reply #419 on: September 27, 2012, 10:50:49 pm »

Loool. Now that was amusing. Well you know what to do about dwarfing then Misko.
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