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[highmax28]

I take a break in my chambers for a bit and you can't even kill a single troll bare-handed.

Smh

 

Well, its actually a Troll VAMPIRE, but you know, details

[pikachu17]

A vampire?! Quick, get its blood in the well!

[highmax28]

Not an update but more of a status report on trying to deal with this stuff.

Forumites are trying too hard to head outside right now to grab weapons and armor. Half of the military is still naked, but they aren't grabbing more gear. Gonna need to grab a fresh save to deal with the ambush while everyone is clothed and armed (hopefully) and THEN reform the army.

Again, sorry for the delay, but when your army leaves the fort to pick up junk on the ground to put on, ignoring their impending doom,then something is very wrong

[Carefulrogue]

Again, sorry for the delay, but when your army leaves the fort to pick up junk on the ground to put on, ignoring their impending doom,then something is very wrong

Welcome to my world.

[apiks]

You, uh, know that burrows are a thing, right? I consciously let them go out to get the armour outside because there were absolutely no threats during my turn.

[highmax28]

You, uh, know that burrows are a thing, right? I consciously let them go out to get the armour outside because there were absolutely no threats during my turn.

That's the thing. I set the burrows and they ignored it. It acknowledged it because of the hundreds of messages I got, but they didn't really care.

Save isn't downloading now. If I don't get it working tomorrow, gonna have to do the cowardly thing and seal us off until everyone stops running around naked

[pikachu17]

Yeah, when I found out Highmax was coming back, this is not what I was picturing. Naked soldiers did not figure in the picture.

[Carefulrogue]

Yeah, when I found out Highmax was coming back, this is not what I was picturing. Naked soldiers did not figure in the picture.

That's what I thought when I hoped to put my character in charge of a squad of noobies.  Instead, he stripped naked except for his shield, and threw away his artifact chainsaw, before strolling out of the fortress, only to run into a bunch of politicians.  Then he fell three stories and was killed while struggling to get out of the water of the mysterious pit that exists for no good reason.

[Glass]

Welcome to fucking dwarf fortress! Hope you like stupidity!

[pikachu17]

Welcome to fucking dwarf fortress! Hope you like stupidity!

And the dwarves are crazy too!

[TD1]

Yeah, when I found out Highmax was coming back, this is not what I was picturing. Naked soldiers did not figure in the picture.

That's what I thought when I hoped to put my character in charge of a squad of noobies.  Instead, he stripped naked except for his shield, and threw away his artifact chainsaw, before strolling out of the fortress, only to run into a bunch of politicians.  Then he fell three stories and was killed while struggling to get out of the water of the mysterious pit that exists for no good reason.

Said mysterious pit looks like an attempt to beat the aquifer. A poorly executed one.

[apiks]

I have no idea what you are talking about. Nope.

[Enemy post]

I think I'll add dinosaurs next time. Any objections?

[Glass]

They need lasers. Also, I feel like we'd discussed dinosaurs previously, which is why they need lasers. (EDIT: yep.)
Forumechs are also getting added, right?

[Enemy post]

Yes, Forumechs are still planned. I will also give the dinosaurs lasers. I think the old human-replacement idea should be reconsidered given that custom pets to a civ are allowed next update.

What are we going to do with this fort when the new update is released?