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Author Topic: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+  (Read 3651 times)

Skizelo

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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #30 on: July 06, 2008, 06:49:07 pm »
"You are in a maze of twisty little corridors, all alike" is pretty apt if you've ever hunted a minotaur in adventure mode.
Anyway, in Z.:G.I., there was a spell which turned purple things invisible and invisible things purple, so that's why I started this nonsense.
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Cthulhu

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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #31 on: July 06, 2008, 08:07:14 pm »
Minotaur?  All caves are like that.  I've spent more than an hour in some caves, only to give up.
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #32 on: July 06, 2008, 08:15:46 pm »
What I hate are dead ends. Empty tunnels going forever just to end and make you turn around.
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #33 on: July 06, 2008, 09:04:34 pm »
Quote from: Cthulhu on July 06, 2008, 08:07:14 pm
Minotaur?  All caves are like that.  I've spent more than an hour in some caves, only to give up.
OK, fine, but I've just finished killing a Minotaur that was at the bottom of it's pit. Ogres are normally hanging around the top.
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Cthulhu

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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #34 on: July 06, 2008, 09:36:13 pm »
Except ogres aren't semimegabeasts.
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Skizelo

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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #35 on: July 06, 2008, 10:11:21 pm »
Who would have thought that one comparison between D.F. caves and that bit in Zork would cause my downfall?
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #36 on: July 06, 2008, 10:22:29 pm »
Quote from: Keiseth on July 06, 2008, 03:42:00 pm
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on July 06, 2008, 11:07:49 am
Except creatures, they're solid black.

It's dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Fortunately this is DF. Grues are the least of your problems.
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #37 on: July 06, 2008, 11:29:21 pm »
Hey, that's nice.  What's it from?
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2008, 11:52:59 pm »
No! It's a Deep Crow!

Why am I insulted by the total nonsense of this thread?
Shouldn't it be in "Various nonsense" anyway? It's very little DF-relevant, some man was lame in raws, is it the reason to start describing some unexistant "short sword" and a fake way to make them? I mean, this game is already complex and with such threads in official forum the new users will think that the jokes like that are real; it will make a lot of funny myths like exploding booze or way to make the items without adjectives...
I c*mmed =).
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2008, 01:42:47 am »
The faux alien inspired movie poster? I made it, paint, photoshop and Alien font.
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #40 on: July 07, 2008, 04:33:06 am »
Quote from: Deon on July 06, 2008, 11:52:59 pm
Why am I insulted by the total nonsense of this thread?

I for my part think this thread is both relevant and funny.
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Dr. Melon

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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #41 on: July 07, 2008, 07:42:26 am »
It's pretty funny; if you have missing textures in Source games (HL2, GMod, etc) it's purple and black.
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #42 on: July 07, 2008, 03:16:28 pm »
A +roast+?  Is that the Dwarven equivalent to a Twinkie?
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #43 on: July 07, 2008, 03:19:34 pm »
Man, I was hunting enemies today for their cloth, but one of them killed me with a weapon.
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Re: You've all seen the large . Now see the +roast+
« Reply #44 on: July 07, 2008, 03:24:11 pm »
I suddenly have the urge to make a "bone dry" mod...

The only metal is "metal". The only rock is "rock". The only wood is "wood". The only plant is "plant". The drink is "brew". The only non-dwarf creature is "creature". The only vermin is "vermin". And so on.
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