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[Earthquake Damage]

DWAAARF FORTRESS!

Clearly I missed something epic during my absence.  What thread is this from?

[Neoskel]

Well looks like toady put up a warning on the main page about this.  Sadly we'll never see him again as he wanted to SLEEP before fixing this.

Toady One cancels trap vermin: interrupted by sleep
Toady One has died of thirst

Your settlement has crumbled to its end.

probably got that all wrong

I get it!  Catching bugs.

[Calessa Lynn Orphiel]

DWAAARF FORTRESS!

Clearly I missed something epic during my absence.  What thread is this from?

Reasonableman has always done that as far as I can tell, but I'm not sure why.  I thought it was kinda funny at first, but now I try to ignore it because it's gotten irritating to me ... (grammar nazi)

[Tayrin]

DWAAARF FORTRESS!

Clearly I missed something epic during my absence.  What thread is this from?

As far as I can tell, it started here.

[Reasonableman]

Actually, the origin of my obsessive misspelling is even more obscure than that. You see, when I first re-discovered the game (about a year after I first found it, when 3-d was new and exciting, that is, I re-discovered it shortly after 3-d came out,) I described the game to my friends with such over-exuberance that I insisted on spelling it with a few extra 'a's and in all capital letters. The over-exuberance has yet to abate, so I continue to spell it as I do out of sheer obsession with DWAAARF FORTRESS's greatness. That help?

[Earthquake Damage]

That explains that.  I just assumed it was in reference to some goldmine of a thread or other.

[Reasonableman]

Actually, the origin of my obsessive misspelling is even more obscure than that. You see, when I first re-discovered the game (about a year after I first found it, when 3-d was new and exciting, that is, I re-discovered it shortly after 3-d came out,) I described the game to my friends with such over-exuberance that I insisted on spelling it with a few extra 'a's and in all capital letters. The over-exuberance has yet to abate, so I continue to spell it as I do out of sheer obsession with DWAAARF FORTRESS's greatness. That help?

I may have to start posting this explanation every time I do that.

[Andir]

I may have to start posting this explanation every time I do that.

Or, I don't know, maybe... stop doing it?

[Mr.Person]

Actually, the origin of my obsessive misspelling is even more obscure than that. You see, when I first re-discovered the game (about a year after I first found it, when 3-d was new and exciting, that is, I re-discovered it shortly after 3-d came out,) I described the game to my friends with such over-exuberance that I insisted on spelling it with a few extra 'a's and in all capital letters. The over-exuberance has yet to abate, so I continue to spell it as I do out of sheer obsession with DWAAARF FORTRESS's greatness. That help?

I may have to start posting this explanation every time I do that.

That's what your sig is for love.

[Reasonableman]

I may have to start posting this explanation every time I do that.

Or, I don't know, maybe... stop doing it?

You want me to repress my unbridled love for DWAAARF FORTRESS?!

[Andir]

I may have to start posting this explanation every time I do that.

Or, I don't know, maybe... stop doing it?

You want me to repress my unbridled love for DWAAARF FORTRESS?!

Nobody ever said that.  But you don't stand up in a restaurant and proclaim to the entire place that you ABSOLUTELY LOVE this pudding, do you?

[the_taken]

I may have to start posting this explanation every time I do that.

Or, I don't know, maybe... stop doing it?

You want me to repress my unbridled love for DWAAARF FORTRESS?!

Nobody ever said that.  But you don't stand up in a restaurant and proclaim to the entire place that you ABSOLUTELY LOVE this pudding, do you?

I did that once, for a baked potato that was that good. They brought me another. For free.

[Reasonableman]

I did that once, for a baked potato that was that good. They brought me another. For free.

HOLY CRAP. I wish I had known this sooner.

"GODDAMN, THIS IS SOME FREAKING GREAT CAKE! OHMYGODTHISISFANTAAAAAASTIC!!!"

They'd catch on eventually, so I'd have to rotate restaurants.

EDIT:

Nobody ever said that.  But you don't stand up in a restaurant and proclaim to the entire place that you ABSOLUTELY LOVE this pudding, do you?

Well, since my love for pudding comes nowhere close to the amount of excitement I feel every time I even mention DWAAARF FORTRESS, I feel your analogy doesn't quite apply. Still, I hadn't a clue that it actually bothered anyone. Now I have even more reason to do it.

[Andir]

Still, I hadn't a clue that it actually bothered anyone. Now I have even more reason to do it.

For that name, you're not being very reasonable.

[AKAnotu]

....Back on topic, this also happens to dwarves resting from sparring injuries.

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