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[I3erent]

Just passing time waiting for toady to heal so....

Ok heres how it works, you answer the what if of the previous poster and answer with a (then, followed by your own what if for the next poster to answer.

So here goes

What if the toadster could afford a sweat shop full of coders in a third world country?

[wallish]

quote:What if the toadster could afford a sweat shop full of coders in a third world country?  

The dwarves would wear Nikes?

What if this whole time the kobolds have been trying to steal things for their OWN moody dwarves, and are planning on paying you back?

[Necro]

Then I'll pull the happytime (flood) lever on them, because I never steal from THEM when I got moody dwarves! I have to make everything myself!

What if the game was called Elephant Fortress, and your worst fear was getting a band of dwarves when you generate map?

[Veroule]

The we would see this message
Elephant cancels stomp about: interrupted by dwarf in path.

What if dwarves routinely made crushing bridges that covered half the world?

[Grek]

The earth would be flat.

What if elephants breathed fire?

[MickEfinn]

They'd eat !!dwarves!!

What if the dwarven system went from a feudal monarchy to a noble republic?

[mickel]

Senate meetings would take forever due to dwarves going off on breaks or tantruming.

What if you could tunnel so deep you reach the centre of the Earth?

[Chork]

You'd find Ø.

What if your dwarves used the meeting hall for AA meetings on Thursday nights?

[PTTG]

quote:Originally posted by Chork:
<STRONG>You'd find Ø.

What if your dwarves used the meeting hall for AA meetings on Thursday nights?</STRONG>

Then it would stand for "Alcohol? Awesome!"

What if Dwarf Fortress was made into a movie by Uwe Boll?

[Necro]

The dwarves would be afraid of the dark.

What if a DF film were to be made by George Lucas?

[TheSpaceMan]

quote: What if a DF film were to be made by George Lucas?

Then the nobles would mandade adamantium Star Destroyers.

What if Dwarf fortress was a Novel by H.P Lovecraft?

[Istrian]

Then posessed dwarves would be locked in an asylum.

What if dwarves created religion ?

[mickel]

Armok help us if they did.

What if the dwarves went postmodern?

[Reign on your Parade]

Dwarves would sulk instead of tantrum.

What if DF was combined with tetris?

[BlueDestiny]

Random pieces would tantrum and ruin the setup.

What if dwarves mastered the combustion engine?