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Istrian

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Re: What if
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2007, 02:26:00 am »
Then they would use burning dwarves as fuel.

What if the Philosopher proved that DF does not exist ?

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Rooster

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Re: What if
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2007, 03:03:00 am »
then (logically) the whole world would be just matrix

what if DF was suited for 3+ years old children?

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Haedrian

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Re: What if
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2007, 05:07:00 am »
You'd get messages like:

"Dwarf cancels task: Stroking fantasy Unicorn"
and
"Dwarf cancels eat muffin: Playing with XxStoneDollxX"

What if we could get a VR (Virtual Reality) version of df?

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Re: What if
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2007, 05:31:00 am »
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Savok

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Re: What if
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2007, 09:52:00 am »
You are supposed to give a "what if."

What if dwarves actually had some intelligence?

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Re: What if
« Reply #20 on: August 25, 2007, 10:38:00 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Savok:
<STRONG>You are supposed to give a "what if."

What if dwarves actually had some intelligence?</STRONG>

They would go home.

What if dwarves could become ninjas?

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Re: What if
« Reply #21 on: August 25, 2007, 10:50:00 am »
Then the nobles would put lots of black dye mandates.

What if the dwarves could become pirates?

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Re: What if
« Reply #22 on: August 25, 2007, 12:18:00 pm »
Then the pirate bay would hire them.

What if Toady implemented a standard mana and fireball tossing magic system?

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Re: What if
« Reply #23 on: August 25, 2007, 12:35:00 pm »
Then entire fortresses will collapse because dwarves are too dumb to handle the fire some random magedwarf will fling.

What if elephants could fly?

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Istrian

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Re: What if
« Reply #24 on: August 25, 2007, 03:06:00 pm »
Then the dwarves would get a 'special' Santa Claus (besides, elephants do a mean Ho-Ho-Ho).

What if the fort became a democracy ?

[ August 25, 2007: Message edited by: Istrian ]

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Re: What if
« Reply #25 on: August 25, 2007, 03:44:00 pm »
The king would throw a tantrum.

What if adamantine was found one square into the mountain?

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mickel

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Re: What if
« Reply #26 on: August 25, 2007, 03:58:00 pm »
The "too deep" demon would be two tiles into the mountain.

What if the mason's union called a strike?

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Re: What if
« Reply #27 on: August 25, 2007, 04:44:00 pm »
then the elves would be very unhappy

(if you don't get it play a protected map)

what would happen if toady released the new version too early?

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Re: What if
« Reply #28 on: August 25, 2007, 05:10:00 pm »
The things on the todo list would not be implemented.

What if Dwarf Fortress also included the rules from pacman.

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Gaulgath

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Re: What if
« Reply #29 on: August 25, 2007, 05:18:00 pm »
Dwarves would run around one tile hallways yelling "WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA!"

What if we could run an elf forest retreat?

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