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[Necro]

Chasm attack would be nasty business.

What if the elves suddenly changed their mind and came to your fortress to apologize?

[Xenomorph]

Urist cancels Pull the Lever: Head exploded.

What if dwarves hated plump helmets?

[Adalore]

Then we'd have a replacement for the same use.

Edit!
Forgot the other half.

what if we didn't need to micro manage every thing?

[ October 28, 2007: Message edited by: Adalore ]

[THLawrence]

Then the water computers shall have taken over.

What if in the new version you could use steam for power to run your pumps and other such devices?

[Adalore]

Then the water computers will have another grip on us.

(It was hard to resist just too hard.)

what if the party's that you (Only 2 growers throw togather when your food is low) had special effects? (IE cafitite ect.)

[I3erent]

Then your FPS would be even lower.

What if toady doesnt release till after i leave work and i cant download till tomorrow?

3pm central standard come on toadster!!!!!

[Asehujiko]

Then you have to play at work.

What if water computers start a war with lava computers?

[Kyselina]

Steam computers will beat em to a pulp.

What if someone would make a game like DF?

[PTTG??]

quote:Originally posted by Kyselina:
<STRONG>Steam computers will beat em to a pulp.

What if someone would make a game like DF?</STRONG>

Then they would be named toady one and there would be a forum where people make suggestions and ask silly questions like "what if someone would make a game like this?"

What if Necco wafers where legal tender?

[Fishersalwaysdie]

Damn you PTTG?? this thread was better when it was all like:
"What if someone would make a game like DF?"
*crickets, crickets*

It was showing that there is no game like DF!

[Helmaroc]

quote:Originally posted by PTTG??:
<STRONG>
What if Necco wafers where legal tender?</STRONG>

Then many people would go mad trying to decide wether to eat them or buy with them.

What if cheesecakes where yummier?!

[Sean Mirrsen]

Then, according to the first law of thermodynamics, all the other foods in existence would taste slightly more bland.

What if Schroedinger's cats existed as a species?

[THLawrence]

Then you could never tell how many there were in the world because at any given moment they would be both dead and alive. Observing one would instantly turn it into a normal cat until you turn your back again.

What if Blitikus Siegedriven became president of the USA?

[ January 27, 2008: Message edited by: THLawrence ]

[Armok]

There would be no wars.
All economy would use the same system Toady does.
Pollution would cease entirely.
The life quality of everybody would be perfected.
There would be no death or pain or injustice.
There would be magic in the world.
etc. etc.

What if Toady got access to a time machine.

[Sean Mirrsen]

You think he doesn't?  :p
He would use it to go to the past and genetically alter creatures so that the entire world is populated by humans and dwarves. There is the unfortunate side effect of elves populating the forests, but I guess we would have to live with it.

What would you do if a weird bug would prevent DF from running each friday?