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mickel

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Re: What if
« Reply #30 on: August 25, 2007, 05:35:00 pm »

We'd be bitching about the local dwarves cutting down our precious trees.

What if the goblins decided to give peace a chance?

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Re: What if
« Reply #31 on: August 25, 2007, 05:51:00 pm »

We'd hire them to do manuel labor.

WHat if DF was complete

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Re: What if
« Reply #32 on: August 25, 2007, 05:53:00 pm »

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Re: What if
« Reply #33 on: August 26, 2007, 12:51:00 am »

i'd have to call in sick to work today.

what if the floors and ceilings of your fortress were made out of sand(stone) and a herd of Elephants walked over the fortress?

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Re: What if
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2007, 01:14:00 am »

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What if "President" George Bush was a dwarf?
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AlanL

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Re: What if
« Reply #35 on: August 26, 2007, 01:36:00 am »

He would make the dwarven economy even more rediculous, mandate you dig all fossil fuels out of the mountain, and make mandates for new marksdwarves left and right, but none for new armor.

What if the dwarves worked for the adamantine demon, against the rest of the world?

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Re: What if
« Reply #36 on: August 26, 2007, 01:45:00 am »

You mean they DON'T? We thought you PLAYED the adamantine demon...

What if you could play the adamantine demon?

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Re: What if
« Reply #37 on: August 26, 2007, 02:43:00 am »

Then I would rule the world! Mwohahahahah- what's this? Nooo! Inflation error! Argh!

What if the dwarves knew that you were sitting there killing them off with an unhealthy grin on your face?

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Re: What if
« Reply #38 on: August 26, 2007, 04:29:00 am »

Then they would feel their laziness and stupidity are even more justified.

What if dwarves were 3 meters tall?

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Jusal

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Re: What if
« Reply #39 on: August 26, 2007, 04:55:00 am »

Then the most common sound heard in the whole fortress would be "Ouch!".

What if the hammerer used axes instead?

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Kyselina

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Re: What if
« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2007, 07:21:00 am »

Then it would be Hammer time!

What if nobles were killing machines?

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Re: What if
« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2007, 08:17:00 am »

Then all mandates would be done on time, or followed to the letter.

What if dwarf blood was required to make steel.

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Slartibartfast

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Re: What if
« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2007, 08:26:00 am »

There would be exactly one dwarf per mountain, and he will be very well equipped.

What if elves could siege you from the chasm?

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Tirpen

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Re: What if
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2007, 09:06:00 am »

There wouldn't be a lava-free chasm in the whole wide world.

What if there was a beer river somewhere in the mountain?

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Re: What if
« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2007, 09:14:00 am »

Then all dwarves would drown by the first flood.

What if plump-helmets didn't exist?

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