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[I3erent]

Then toady will have you tossed in guantanemo bay with all the other fascists.

What if Toady was named froggy?

[qwertyuiopas]

Then he wouldn't be as important(you spelt froggy with no capital in front).

What if I didn't put a question?

[Slartibartfast]

Then the world will have been destroyed. (<-is that even a syntactically valid sentence? :S)
Luckily, you did.

What if Dwarf Fortress was named "|)\/\//\|2|= |=()|2+|2=55"?

[Eagleon]

Then it would still be awesome, but there would be many less players, and thus fewer donations.

What if the next version introduced awkward sociopolitical morality plays put on by the elves?

[Istrian]

Then it would go like :
"To cut or not to cut trees. That is not the question. That's an order."

What if nobles became useful ?

[Felix the Cat]

Then they wouldn't be nobles.

What if the elephants could dig into the cliff face?

[a1s]

the game would be known as "Elephant Fortress"

what if your adventurer could become the head of a city?

[I3erent]

Then my dreams would come true!

What if the new release already hit but everyone is keeping it secret from us?

[Narushima]

That would mean you're not part of The Great Conspiracy.

What if dwarves could code ?

[a1s]

they'd be helping toady. duh!

what if dwarfs saw this thread?

[KrunkSplein]

They'd make "what if" cloth.

What if all of the immigrants arrived with Legendary skills?

[Reign on your Parade]

Faster haulers  

What if the dwarves could revolt?

[Kyselina]

You would lose with first 10 squared dig out into mountain.

What if goblin could have bombs?

[Anvilsmith]

The dwarves would all be playing Counterstrike.

What if goblins could make bombs OUT OF THEIR VERY CHILDREN?

[Bluefire]

Then the first goblin siege, even if repelled, would be the last one.
What if water could overpower magma?

[ August 29, 2007: Message edited by: Bluefire ]