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Strife26

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #570 on: February 13, 2009, 09:50:37 pm »

Replace both with napalm.
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« Reply #571 on: February 13, 2009, 11:42:35 pm »

Problem: Napalm kills people and zombies. In a residential or urban area, napalm would kill everything, including any survivors of the zombies.

Solution: Replace napalm with love. Zombies can't stand love. It makes them shrivel away and undie.
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« Reply #572 on: February 14, 2009, 12:01:36 am »

Man Inaluct, your a real trip.

But your right, Napalm can backfire.

Instead, we should create a bacteria that eats rotting flesh. And if we just end up fighting skeletons instead of zombies, we can-

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« Reply #573 on: February 14, 2009, 12:03:10 am »

What about M-60 engineer tanks?

Cannon, PLUS democannon PLUS buldozer with winch and coax?

Damn!
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« Reply #574 on: February 14, 2009, 12:10:12 am »

What about a bucket wheel excavator?

The largest one of those weighs over 30 million pounds. It would not just kill the zombies. It would excavate them.

It would excavate ALLL of them.

But that gets back to the problem of not wanting to level the city and kill all the survivors. Oh well.
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« Reply #575 on: February 14, 2009, 12:24:57 am »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M728_Combat_Engineer_Vehicle

Big, but it lacks a demo gun. And machineguns.

The M728 would be able to produce heavy barricades and shoot stuff. A excavator might just squish things.
If we want to try that, why not borrow NASA's crawler?
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« Reply #576 on: February 14, 2009, 12:31:05 am »

Because the bucket wheel excavator is bigger. You could have a crapton of people stacked on it with assault rifles, spraying bullets at zombies.
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« Reply #577 on: February 14, 2009, 12:52:21 am »

It really depends on the cause of the zombies. If it's a virus, especially a contagious one, you're done, but at least the zombie's aren't too strong.

Well yeah, but then it's not the zombies that are the dangerous bits.  I mean...  How much more dangerous is Rage than a particularly potent strain of ebola?

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« Reply #578 on: February 14, 2009, 01:38:06 am »

Rage (and zombie virii like it) doesn't kill the victim (at least from what I know, haven't watched the movie), it keeps them alive. Ebola liquifies your brain. But really, I was just making the point that if a zombie outbreak is caused by a virus, you're stuffed. Doesn't matter if its Ebola or the Rage, one is just cooler.
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« Reply #579 on: February 14, 2009, 04:37:02 am »

Rage (and zombie virii like it) doesn't kill the victim (at least from what I know, haven't watched the movie), it keeps them alive. Ebola liquifies your brain. But really, I was just making the point that if a zombie outbreak is caused by a virus, you're stuffed. Doesn't matter if its Ebola or the Rage, one is just cooler.

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« Reply #580 on: February 14, 2009, 08:52:48 am »

We need dwarves. They would own zombies
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« Reply #581 on: February 14, 2009, 09:00:22 am »

When activated yes.  Else, Urist Pantywaist, Not Recruit, cancels job: everything: interrupted by zombie groundhog.
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« Reply #582 on: February 14, 2009, 01:22:40 pm »

who is then bitten and dragged down into a bed to reanimate and then start attacking others from within the walls of safety.
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« Reply #583 on: February 14, 2009, 01:31:05 pm »

Of course. What other DWARVEN way is there for a Fortress to hit the shit?

Now think about it. Around fifty Dwarves, who are shorter then the average Human zombie, so harder to grab, armed and armoured with strong steel. Obviously Dwarves are so tough and awesome in melee combat that obviously no further explanation is needed. Just add various swarms of zombies and there you have it!
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« Reply #584 on: February 14, 2009, 01:49:36 pm »

Would zombies infect fish?

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