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WorkerDrone

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #630 on: March 12, 2009, 02:02:51 am »

Oh yes.

Nuclear War: A little irradiated, but we still win the day. GOOD OL' AMERICA! *Salutes*

The Second and Third Zombie Wars: Perhaps our population has been thirded, and we expended atleast 250 million rounds of ammunition, and most of the country can't exactly qualify as such, and we're in the middle of our now sixth civil war, but still America Triumphs! GOOD OL' AMERICA! *Salutes*

The Fourth Alien Excursion: Sure we're now enslaved by an alien race ten times more powerful then us. And sure what would be called Liberty and Justice now is completely in the hands of our new alien masters. But we planted several megatons of atomic weaponry on the alien ship bound for their home planet! GOOD OL' AMERICA! *Salutes*




The list goes on. And yet still, GOOD OL' AMERICA wins the day again.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #631 on: March 12, 2009, 04:02:27 am »

Then we get hit by a close range gamma ray burst.

GOOD OL' AMERICA is now steam and dust.


THE END
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #632 on: March 12, 2009, 05:24:21 am »

I don't know if I already said it... but...

in MY zombie plan, I'm going to alaska.

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #633 on: March 12, 2009, 03:57:15 pm »

Oh yes.

Nuclear War: A little irradiated, but we still win the day. GOOD OL' AMERICA! *Salutes*

The Second and Third Zombie Wars: Perhaps our population has been thirded, and we expended atleast 250 million rounds of ammunition, and most of the country can't exactly qualify as such, and we're in the middle of our now sixth civil war, but still America Triumphs! GOOD OL' AMERICA! *Salutes*

The Fourth Alien Excursion: Sure we're now enslaved by an alien race ten times more powerful then us. And sure what would be called Liberty and Justice now is completely in the hands of our new alien masters. But we planted several megatons of atomic weaponry on the alien ship bound for their home planet! GOOD OL' AMERICA! *Salutes*




The list goes on. And yet still, GOOD OL' AMERICA wins the day again.

Actually:

Nuclear war: The only circumstance where we lose, but we can take comfort in taking down the other bastards with us. MAD is fun.

Zombie invasion: We took a lot of damage, but zombies can't stand to organized military forces (or armor!)

Alien invasion: If it's that bad, I'd assume that the world would unite against the common threat. We have lots of nukes. Good 'ol America! I'd imagine something like out of Independence Day.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #634 on: March 12, 2009, 04:08:50 pm »

WorkerDrone holds in laughter.

Did Strife just entirely overlook the fact that I was making fun at GOOD OL' AMERICA?

And yes, we have more Nukes then we have households, but really, are we going to take the Worldwar route, and risk the irradiation of our planet if radioactive material (namely the ENTIRE ALIEN FLEET THAT WAS DESTROYED BY NUCLEAR WEAPONS) sweeps back in?

Also, there be a cheerful outlook on the outcome of a Nuclear War.

We may be dead, but at least we got those damn Commies. GOOD OL' AMERICA!

There is no one to salute. We're all dead. Except for those crazy North Koreans. They have more bomb shelters then people. But that's okay. The Giant Roach People who evolved from regular roaches will eat them all.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #635 on: March 12, 2009, 04:12:45 pm »

Serious responses to sarcasm are one of my specialties.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #636 on: March 12, 2009, 04:13:52 pm »

There is no one to salute. We're all dead. Except for those crazy North Koreans. They have more bomb shelters then people. But that's okay. The Giant Roach People who evolved from regular roaches will eat them all.
GOOD OL' AMERICA!
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #637 on: March 12, 2009, 04:14:22 pm »

Serious responses to sarcasm are one of my specialties.

Isn't this the truth.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #638 on: March 16, 2009, 08:41:52 pm »

Now zombie nessy would be scary.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #639 on: March 16, 2009, 09:08:17 pm »

There is no hope. All plans will fail eventually.

Trust me, I own every George Romero movie ever made.
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #640 on: March 17, 2009, 06:04:01 am »

Pain pills
Medkit for those gaping bite wounds
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #641 on: March 19, 2009, 02:16:40 am »

Pain pills
Medkit for those gaping bite wounds
Shotgun
Vietnam veteran
IT analyst
College student
Biker


Don't forget the Uzi, M16A3, Springfield GI .45 pistols... And the pipe bombs and molotovs. :D
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #642 on: March 19, 2009, 02:29:03 am »

Tilde key is very important. You need to bring it along. And enable the developer console before you leave.

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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #643 on: March 19, 2009, 03:19:03 am »

And grab your rooms fire alarm before you leave.

*Facepalm*
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Re: Zombie preparedness
« Reply #644 on: March 22, 2009, 10:07:05 pm »

I don't get that one?
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