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[ivegotgoodabs]

Yo, Kids!

Christianity is Kool with a Kapital K!

Don't do drugs and stay in school.

[ivegotgoodabs]

I'm sorry to say, Mr. Brennon... you've... caught atheism. You only have a couple more days of believing in our Lord and Savior, Jesus Chris Almighty. Here, take these Dawkins books, and I suggest you check out more. You'll need them in the weeks to come. It's going to be a long road, Mr. Brennon, but you'll come out fine.

[Draco18s]

Well, now that that's settled, on to the important question...


What are Toady's spheres?

[CREATION]
[MONSTERS]
[RANDOMNESS]
[WATER]

For starters.

[Pnx]

I wonder how many members of the cult of the One Toad, are still around. I should probably get that contract together and get some more members. Membership has been dwindling since we took ritual suicide as our primary means of worship.

[Draco18s]

I wonder how many members of the cult of the One Toad, are still around. I should probably get that contract together and get some more members. Membership has been dwindling since we took ritual suicide as our primary means of worship.

That...that would do it, yes.

[Jualin]

Just get some Kool-Aid or whatever, and I'll sign up. Thirsty right now.

Unless, of course, you poisoned the Kool-Aid. You can never know with these suicidal cults...

[Kazindir]

Well, now that that's settled, on to the important question...


What are Toady's spheres?

I guess Today might want his spheres left out of this.

[Kagus]

Okay, that is the worst pun on the forums.

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Yes, my goodness.  Testicles aren't even spherical.

[Kogan Loloklam]

Toady is clearly Rivers. Think about it, What else would the sphere of a toad be?

[Armok]

Armok has gone stark raving mad!

Creation

In the beginning was the Code, and from the technical difficulties summoned was the brother gods Toady and Threetoe.
And Toady welded the knowledge of Math, and Threetoe Welded the knowledge of Story.
And Toady bended the code, and forged from it time, but it was not enough, and he forged the X axis, but it was not enough, and he forged the Y axis, but it was not enough.
Then Threetoe gazed upon his works, and He spoke "thou must weld into the world the drama of Story, and thus Live, or it will never be enough".
And together they wrought the Random Number God, and from the Story they forged all the species.
And the Random Number god forged a Gogolplex worlds.
And Toady purged the technical difficulties, and all was well.


((Today has the Math sphere, and the Awesome sphere))

[WillNZ]

This thread creeps me out.

[Reasonableman]

This thread creeps me out.

UN-BELIEVER!!! SMITE HIM, TOADY! SMIIIIIITE!

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[Duke 2.0]

This thread creeps me out.

UN-BELIEVER!!! SMITE HIM, TOADY! SMIIIIIITE!

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 We clearly must run a recruitment program. Now lets see... Toady...

 http://r33b.net/

 Must teach Toady hypnosis.

[Draco18s]

Must teach Toady hypnosis.

Nono, that'll only allow him to put people to sleep.

(You'll have to look for hypnotism in that list--yes, I know that hypnotism and hypnosis aren't the same thing, was the best I could do).