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Author Topic: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)  (Read 8687 times)

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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #105 on: January 18, 2010, 11:57:57 pm »
"Hey look my cat just gave birth"

"Should we butcher the kittens"

"Nah their harmless how bad can they be?"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #106 on: January 19, 2010, 12:16:01 am »
"HOLY CARP THAT ONE'S BIG!! Perhaps I should name this <insert animal here> before I club him with my crossbow"

"WHY IS THERE NO LEATHER!?!? THERE ARE 8 WAR DOGS SITTING IN A CIRCLE AROUND ME AND YET THERE IS NO LEATHER I NEED LEATHER FOR MY CREATION, MY CROWNING GLORY AND YET THERE IS NO LEATHER. LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER LEATHER  ... ARRRRRGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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California is even further away than last year :<.
That's plate tectonics for you...

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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #107 on: January 19, 2010, 05:24:24 am »
"Hi, I heard of this place, and how you are having trouble with cave spiders laying their webs everywhere! Well worry not, I'm a Weaver, who has anger issues and absolutely detests cave spiders!"

Never before, or after that guy, have I seen a dwarf so very unhappy with his work. It was sort of hilarious.
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #108 on: January 19, 2010, 07:11:38 am »
"Hi everyone, I make glass!"
"As do I"

Why do I get glass makers on maps without sand?
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Quote from: Starver on November 16, 2009, 07:50:01 am
Quote from: Maggarg - Eater of chicke on November 15, 2009, 09:57:46 am
California is even further away than last year :<.
That's plate tectonics for you...

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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #109 on: January 19, 2010, 12:50:26 pm »
Lets just use a moat filled with water to keep the orcs out.  What?  Water freezes in winter?
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #110 on: January 19, 2010, 03:06:19 pm »
"Those stories were right! This chamber is peculiar."
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #111 on: January 19, 2010, 05:13:08 pm »
A vile force of darkness has arrived!
Urist Udilgeshud cancels pull lever: Attending party
Urist Udilgeshud cancels attend party: interrupted by orc wrestler x78
Urist Udilgeshud has been struck down!
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #112 on: January 21, 2010, 03:58:46 pm »
"Being on fire sure makes you thirsty, which way's the booze stockpile?"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #113 on: January 21, 2010, 04:11:06 pm »
Tunnel worm (wild) has adopted Urist Mclegendarysoldier (x23)
It is fall.
The Caravan has arrived!
Tunnel worm (wild) has been struck down!(x23)
Urist Mclegendarysoldier has gone beserk!

The moral of the story: The vermin hunter tag is a very very bad thing to have on a wild animal.

Quote from: Satarus on January 19, 2010, 12:50:26 pm
Lets just use a moat filled with water to keep the orcs out.  What?  Water freezes in winter?
This is the situation in my most current fort.

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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #114 on: January 21, 2010, 05:19:32 pm »
"My Lord you have been requested at the retractable bridge over the bottomless cavern immedatly,"

"thankyou pesant, i will attend at once."
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #115 on: January 28, 2010, 10:47:54 am »
"ooo... cute hippo in my dining room decorated with waterfall"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #116 on: January 28, 2010, 12:34:16 pm »
"OH MY GOD A CARP I'M GONNA RUN AWAY"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #117 on: January 28, 2010, 12:37:31 pm »
"Hey, Fikod, wanna spar? I've always wanted to learn how to use a sword from a champ!"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #118 on: January 28, 2010, 03:04:02 pm »
Human Merchant: "AUUUGH, my wagon is on fire!!! Damnable Dragon!!! Well, no sense in wasting a perfectly good trip, might as well head on into the depot..."

Urist McPeon: "Hmm, the depot seems to be on fire and all the merchants burned to a crisp... but I was instructed to bring this bin to the depot.... welp, an order's an order!"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #119 on: January 28, 2010, 03:10:35 pm »
"What are you doing? Pulling that lever? Ha! We haven't used that thing in years."
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