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Author Topic: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)  (Read 8674 times)

Misterstone

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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2008, 08:30:53 pm »
Skeletal camel?  Pfeh, nothing a sturdy crossbow and a handful of bolts can't handle!
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2008, 10:19:29 pm »
"We've got to hold this pass from the demons, Oh wait hold on a sec, Lunch time"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #32 on: August 01, 2008, 10:38:02 pm »
"I am a hunter.  I hunt beasts.  Some strange force compels me to hunt using my bare hands.  Look, a wolf!"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2008, 10:39:30 pm »
Oh, look, honey.  The elf civilization we were at war at is offering us peace.  Look, it's a signed invitation to the talks.  It sounds really earnest, why, they even want to have us there for dinner.
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #34 on: August 01, 2008, 11:13:18 pm »
Quote from:  a hunter
A crossbow is a coward's weapon! I am a REAL dwarf, and I shall kill those wolves with my bare hands!

Quote from:  a miner
Hey, I think I breached an underground pit! Guys, take a look at this!

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Guys?
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2008, 12:09:22 am »
"Hey that mule looks a little underfed, like skin and bones. Wait, just bo-"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2008, 12:51:10 am »
"Goblins you say? I'll be right there. These two racoon bone bolts should be more than enough."
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2008, 02:31:29 am »
"Is something burning?"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2008, 03:30:02 am »
"Hey, why are all the doors locked?"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2008, 10:40:17 am »
"Ooh, somebody left their =Pig tail sock= on that bridge! Finders keepers!"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2008, 11:02:46 am »
"All these carp should give me a nice pedicure..."
They're actually using carp for pedicures in real life.  Haha.
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2008, 11:28:56 am »
"I must have silk cloth"

Or

"I must have rough Gems"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2008, 01:48:57 pm »
"You want me to bring this bronze colossus cage to the depot?"
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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2008, 02:26:05 pm »
"I must have shells!!"

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Re: Ways in which dwarves can die in DF (aka, famous last words)
« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2008, 05:20:47 pm »
"Chasm patrol duty sure is awesome.  Ahah, have at thee Batman.  Prepare for Legendary Wrestler dodging, Hiya!  Aaa..  aaaa ... aa ..."
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