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Qmarx

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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2008, 10:04:00 pm »
Can you survive having a bug thrown at you?

Then you're more badass than a dwarf.

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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #16 on: June 12, 2008, 04:04:00 am »
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Originally posted by Helmaroc:
<STRONG>Can you fight a giant hydra whilst naked with your bare hands?

Then you're not as badass a a dwarf.</STRONG>

Hey now!  You provide the Hydra and I'll go die like so many dwaven recruit and show you just who is badass.

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Ioric Kittencuddler

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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2008, 05:17:00 am »
Can you kill an entire temple full of demon worshiping goblins including their demon god only to be struck down by a lone archer moments later?

Can you slaughter and eat six kittens and ten puppies then make their skins into a coat and mittens and wear them without feeling horrible about yourself?

Can you follow the orders of your disembodied omniscient overlord thingie to mine out that glowing part of the cavern wall?

Can you kill a zombie minotaur with nothing but a live beetle?

No?

Then you're not as fucking psychotic as a dwarf!

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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2008, 07:25:00 am »
The Gentledwarves thing is a reference to Team Fortress 2. The spy class smokes a cigarrette, and his most famous quote is "Gentlemen?" Since then various pictures have popped up of characters smoking massive amounts of cigarrettes with the word "Gentlemen" underneath it. The first one had Homer Simpson in a mask, I beleive, and about 50 ciggarrettes coming out of his mouth. It was hilarious!

Just FYI.  :)

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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2008, 07:29:00 am »
I prefer, "Just drop your weapons and walk away."  It's so... dumb.
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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2008, 12:23:00 pm »
It's actually "Just lay your weapons down and walk away."

I prefer "I never really was on your side..."

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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2008, 12:52:00 pm »
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I prefer "I never really was on your side..."</STRONG>

Oddly enough, instead of being a taunt for the knife, that phrase is used when your pistol is out...

If the spy is using his pistol, he was probobly already spotted, so acting like you "fooled them" is kind of strange, unless I'm missing some movie reference.

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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2008, 03:54:00 pm »
How about "I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen."
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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2008, 03:58:00 pm »
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Originally posted by LeoLeonardoIII:
<STRONG>Can you live on mushroom wine and roasts made entirely from four bottles of mushroom wine, every day for one thousand and fifty years, </STRONG>

I THINK I can - at least I imagine thats the only way to stand 1000 years and then some.
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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2008, 04:01:00 am »
I started that thread! I might have known it would find it's way here. (my name is the same on facepunch as it is here) I think the whole thing stemmed from a pro-DF picture i seem to have misplaced.
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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2008, 07:35:00 am »
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Originally posted by Jetman123:
<STRONG>Just FYI.   :)</STRONG>

Oh I see what you did there...

also - I nearly have that achievement too
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Re: You're not as badass as a dwarf
« Reply #26 on: June 21, 2008, 10:24:34 am »
Do you eat kittens? Then your not as badass as a dwarf
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