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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game  (Read 19498 times)

Fishersalwaysdie

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2008, 07:08:14 pm »

I just open the casket by the knob while laughing at people blasting their ways out.
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2008, 08:35:38 pm »

I attempt to heal myself through sheer force of will!
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #32 on: August 23, 2008, 10:31:25 pm »

I'll join.

by rolling I drop the casket on the floor, hoping it breaks.
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2008, 10:45:39 pm »


 Chance! I grab it!

 In character, I look for something to eat.
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2008, 11:56:52 pm »

I attempt to pull out a Rocket launcher, that I have previously hidden in my arse.
« Last Edit: August 24, 2008, 12:17:59 am by A_Fey_Dwarf »
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #35 on: August 24, 2008, 12:13:00 am »

i try to meld the golem shards together into a platinum crown with my mind
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #36 on: August 24, 2008, 12:59:33 am »

Liwjatan rolled a 5
the casket is ripped asunder ...you are out of the casket

Helmaroc rolled a 4
you grab a pair of clothes...one at a time...

Fishersalwaysdie rolled a 3
It takes you a while to find a knob and it works...eventualy

Zako rolled a 5
Your will forces you to heal from you wounds...

a1s rolled a 5
the casket breaks open and you are freed

Duke 2.0 rolled a 6
You eat your entire casket, from the inside and are freed!

A_Fey_Dwarf auto failed
You do not have rocket launcher...>.>

Dragooble rolled a 3
You meld the golem shards into a pile of golem shards...that you call a crown...
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #37 on: August 24, 2008, 01:08:05 am »

find and use golem shards to make... a golem, that I control.
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2008, 01:50:58 am »

I glide towards the clothes.
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2008, 02:57:47 am »

Now that I am healed, grab another set of clothes!
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2008, 08:03:19 am »

Now that i´m free,i move towards one of my weakest-of-the-weak-summonings to rip out his heart - without setting it ablaze,this aint conan!For modest sake i use the heart to cover my private parts.
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2008, 08:39:30 am »


 I move to get some clothes.
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2008, 08:54:05 am »

i furiously rush to the table to take clothes

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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #43 on: August 24, 2008, 08:59:06 am »

Can I play?

I look around for damsels in distress.  Preferably damsels in distress who are wearing fake cat ears. :D
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Re: crazy Ripoff forum game
« Reply #44 on: August 24, 2008, 10:44:33 am »

i warp some clothes over to my position
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