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Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game  (Read 19556 times)

Hungry

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #90 on: August 26, 2008, 09:28:10 am »

Liwjatan 1
You deside that cant do it....you love him too much...>.>
Kyselina 2
You dont barrel roll anywhere.
a1s 4
you find a sealed door behind a fabric hanging.
andrea 1
A pair of clothes atempts to 'wear' you.
Dodge death 6 you wear the strange evil clothes.
You are now wearing strange evil clothes.
Ioric Kittencuddler 2
You dont find any.
Dwarfaholic auto fail you are ethereal not a ghost.
Dragooble 1
You atempt to destroy the room with voice but you no longer seem to have one.
Helmaroc 5
You magicly have clothes on that came from nowhere in particular.
You are wearing strange soft clothes.
Duke 4
You tear a peice of fabric down and find a sealed door behind it.
A_Fey_Dwarf 5
You have a fine graphic time with the dead damsel....and gain a strange feeling...
You are feeling strange.

2 spot left
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #91 on: August 26, 2008, 09:29:45 am »

'kay.

Anyways, as an etheral, what do I need clothes for anyways? To avoid embarrasment?


I try to find some ethereal clothesmaking tools.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #92 on: August 26, 2008, 10:13:59 am »


 I attempt to obliterate the door with my exquisite clothes!
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #93 on: August 26, 2008, 10:44:00 am »

..with my new,sexy lovers i try to attack everyone´s weakpoint for maximum damage via giving him a big sloppy "gay"-kiss
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Hungry

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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #94 on: August 26, 2008, 10:47:09 am »

dwarfaholic why not just grab some ethereal cothes...
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #95 on: August 26, 2008, 11:19:21 am »

already tried, and you can't repeat an action, so...
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #96 on: August 26, 2008, 12:26:48 pm »

Thats the others....i only want no imediate repeat moves...

Stab golem fail
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groan...
stab golem sucess
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #97 on: August 26, 2008, 12:40:37 pm »

unseal the door (if it's still here) and get out.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #98 on: August 26, 2008, 12:55:55 pm »

in my anger i kick the table with all my strenght.

try giving me another 1 or another 2 and i'll make myself explode.

edit: i shouldn't read forums on night. i see i am wearing strange evil clothes.

new action: i examine the clothes to know why they are strange.
i left the old action because you might not want to allow me to change my action
« Last Edit: August 26, 2008, 05:31:53 pm by andrea »
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #99 on: August 26, 2008, 02:39:39 pm »

I jump in the air and do a somersault!
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #100 on: August 26, 2008, 03:07:56 pm »

i reverse the earths magnetism. so now all negative charges are positive and vice versa
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #101 on: August 26, 2008, 05:07:28 pm »

What happened to me? Did you post my turn?

For this turn, I fling the stone table at the door that is now revealed, hoping to break it down.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #102 on: August 26, 2008, 06:03:52 pm »

I try to tear off some of the magical hanging fabric from the wall.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #103 on: August 26, 2008, 09:27:53 pm »

I angrily call on the power of the toad of all creation to imbue the dead damsel with life and the superpower to literally beat the crap out of necrophiliacs... so that she can free me.
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Re: Roll to Dodge: Ripoff forum game
« Reply #104 on: August 26, 2008, 11:00:03 pm »

I call on the power of [Borat accent]sexy time [/Borat accent] to fight against Ioric and his toad like powers.
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