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Author Topic: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge  (Read 6062 times)

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Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« on: September 02, 2008, 07:13:06 pm »
you know the rules!

the setup: you are all in one big bathtub, on the 100 floor, of a building that's caught on fire, while being take over be terrorists. get out (alive is a plus)
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2008, 07:15:35 pm »
Ima going to join! I jump out of the window.
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 07:20:33 pm »
I join momentarily to board any windows and doors then kill myself. If I bcome a ghost, I then find a way to kill myself again in a more permanent way. If this is more than one action, it is split up into multiple turns.
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 07:27:21 pm »
Can I join? :o Oh I hope I can this seems like it will be fun... Alright. I take some of the shards of glass and consturct a machine gun out of them. Yeah.
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2008, 07:34:38 pm »
I JOIN! ;D
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2008, 08:14:21 pm »
I use my prehensile penis to grip a pipe, and then rappel safely down the building.
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2008, 09:08:44 pm »
Quote from: moocowmoo on September 02, 2008, 08:14:21 pm
I use my prehensile penis to grip a pipe, and then rappel safely down the building.

...I try to avoid dieing by the sheer vision of this action.
(ohgawd,the horror!The horror!)
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 09:40:46 pm »
I spit at the fire in an attempt to put it out.
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2008, 11:24:19 pm »
I try to stay in the bathtub, and not burn.
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2008, 11:45:13 pm »
I use a shard of glass to slash Moocowmoo's prehensile penis, to hopefully cause him to fall to his death.
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2008, 12:13:58 am »
I pull out a machinegun and shoot everyone
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2008, 10:59:34 am »
I command the water to extinguish the fire.
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2008, 12:41:57 pm »
I use the bathtub as some kind of turtle shell (you know, having it on the back/hiding in it).
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2008, 10:45:33 am »
I force my skin to turn to steel, making me bullet proof.
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Re: Stop, drop, and roll to dodge
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2009, 01:50:24 am »
This has to be one of the most violent and blody firt turns that I have ever seen. Wow, why did this end?
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