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[Doppel]

-When instead of using the door i try to diagonally walk between the corner of a room to reach another room.
-When i randomly organize parties at zoos and statues.
-When i tried to flood the convenient store for profit.
-When i walk around in clothes until they fall off of me from wear.
-When i chase after dangerous wildlife for no apparent reason.
-When i claimed the butchery.
-When i have mortal fear of insects obstructing doors.

[Lazer Bomb]

-When instead of using the door i try to diagonally walk between the corner of a room to reach another room.

Only in the old version.

No wait, I have it in my brain wrong. Only when it looks like this:

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X: wall
.: floor
 
...xxxxx
...xxxxx
xxx...xx
xxx.....
xxxxxxxx



[Ubersoldat]

-You have an uncanny knowledge of rock layers, but don't actually know what any of them look like.

True story.

[userpay]

-Your addiction outlasts 3 jobs and is to blame for at least one of those job changes.

-While employed there is a "DF donation" listed on your monthly budget.

-You accidentally said plump helmet instead of mushroom in a conversation.

-You have made a DF related mural in another game.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-You can hum the entire ingame song.  The song is also on your Ipod.

-In your spare time at college you sketch elaborate trap designs.

-You know more than 3 words in dwarven.  And name a town in an online game Onoldeler.

-Your hero is Captain Ironblood.

-You have greater than 900 posts on the bay 12 forums yet can count the posts you made on every other forum on the internet with one hand.

What game is that in the picture and is that reference to an online game the same game as the picture, if not what would that game be?

[Creamcorn]

I got some more.

-You complain about the abundance of polygon model graphics, in brand name games
-At gun ranges. You only practice using  semi automatics, so you can switch between to avoide becoming legendary in either class.
-You have engravings of things you have never personally witnessed in your basement walls.
-You are worried about the lack of a well in your area.
-You are comforted by the dirty mist in a an old dirty docks.
-You are nauseated by the brightness of the sun.

[MaxVance]

You wear the same clothes day after day and don't notice when they rot off of you.

[John Johnston]

...you wonder why your routine virus scans are taking an hour these days, and then notice they're scanning seven gigabytes of seasonal DF backups...     Oops.

[Kardos]

When you don't have anti virus because you're to busy playing DF to visit porn sites.
When you don't purchase anti virus because you donate your spare budget to Toady One the Great.

[Rilder]

What game is that in the picture and is that reference to an online game the same game as the picture, if not what would that game be?

That pic is Wurm online, a MMo were you can build towns and stuff, not that great a game but a fun distraction.

My computer can't play it due to a graphics issue though.

[Jreengus]

You look at a pack of Oreos and see 2 giant olms and a giant rat attacking an elf.

[Judas Maccabeus]

You look at a pack of Oreos and see 2 giant olms and a giant rat attacking an elf.

You read this post, and your first thought is to go into adventure mode and find out what historical event this engraving is referring to.

[MagicJuggler]

You decide to mod your computer to run on water and pressure plates.

[shadow_archmagi]

-You rush onto battlefields to recover the dead/steal their socks.
-You get into a wrestling match that continues until you die of starvation.
-You try to mince beer.

[Kardos]

You look at a pack of Oreos and see 2 giant olms and a giant rat attacking an elf.

And look for a wall or floor to engrave: The Elf is in the fetal position.  The two Giant Olms and the Rat are laughing.

[(name here)]

- You suggest pouring water into the yellowstone caldra to turn the lava into obsidian and stop it from erupting.