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[Gaulgath]

Well, it looks as if the quality of the page has taken a turn for the worse.

[cowofdoom78963]

Or mabey... a turn for the best?

[Helmaroc]

I know its OT but check out the Disambiguation page for dwarf on Wikipedia.

Woah. DF is first on the list.

[DR]

Well, it looks as if the quality of the page has taken a turn for the worse.

What are you talking about? To begin with it was tedious Dwarf Fortress jokes we've all seen a million times before. Now, at least, it's jokes about the tedious Dwarf Fortress jokes we've all seen a million times before.

[LegacyCWAL]

What, no link to the kitten huffing article?

[Demonic Gophers]

The Legacy of Urist

Urist Uristurist the Urist-Urist of Urist was a famous dwarven warrior.  In 25, Urist killed 749 elves in Evethafatha, "the Eviscerated Battle".  In 31, Urist killed the carp demon Osnun Doomwitch the Flickering Dust, saving 5 fisherdwarves.  In 33, Urist's throat was torn out by the large rat Naquuvthad.  In 33, Urist bled to death in the Dismal Jungle.

Since this time, the name of Urist has always been remembered with honor in the Mountain Homes.

[Tahin]

What, no link to the kitten huffing article?

Wait... That's what we need in Dwarf Fortress! Then there'd actually be a use for kittens!

Be right back: Off to the suggestion forums.

[Christes]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You download the game!

It is installed!

You open version number .28.42.1337.32.6.29.3.14159!

It shows the opening video!

The video makes you curious!

You go to the title screen!

You try to move your mouse!

It is unresponsive!

The game plays music at you!

You try to move your mouse!

It is unresponsive!

You use the arrow keys!

The options change!

You hit enter on a option!

The game begins generating a world!

It is complex!

You are stunned!

You are confused!

The game begins creating a history!

It is 200 years of randomly generated events!

The game saves!

You return to the main screen!

It plays music at you!

You are no longer stunned.

You are no longer confused.

You select an option!

You select another option!

The game displays text!

You read it!

You hit enter!

The game displays a map!

It is an unrecognizeable matrix of ascii characters!

You stare into the matrix of ascii characters!

The matrix of ascii characters stares into you!

Your left eye is gouged!

Your right eye is gouged!

You give into pain.

The game relentlessly plays the same music at you!

Your head explodes from the sound!

User used to graphical games and mouse control has been struck down.

Oh God that made me laugh.

[Skyrage]

Rofl - that was an excellent read

[Okenido]

Someone needs to I.P. ban anyone who puts that middle finger up again...

[userpay]

Someone needs to I.P. ban anyone who puts that middle finger up again...

It keeps getting longer and longer doesn't it? Do they accually I.P. ban people on that site? Doesn't seem like they would.

[Ubersoldat]

Someone needs to I.P. ban anyone who puts that middle finger up again...

It keeps getting longer and longer doesn't it? Do they accually I.P. ban people on that site? Doesn't seem like they would.

They reserve IP bans for those people that are actually funny.

Humor?! Who needs that when you have KITTEN HUFFING hahaha guys kitten huffing isnt that hilarious???

[SHAD0Wdump]

We need Cajoes's avatar on the page.

[Makrond]

Why all the Uncyclopedia hate?

The pages that I've seen are quite good. Especially Grues and Divide by Zero. And Why Zero Can't Exist.

They're quite informative. 

[DR]

EDIT: Never mind.