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AlanL

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Religious guard dogs
« on: March 16, 2008, 07:52:00 pm »

Looking at the death texts, it seems guard dogs can talk about jesus and utter prayers before they die. I guess LCS takes place in a world full of talking dogs?  :p
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beorn080

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Re: Religious guard dogs
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2008, 08:10:00 pm »

Technically all conservatives are actually dogs in this world.  These particular "Guard" dogs are merely the lowest of the low who never learned to walk on two legs.  Theoretically if one can convert one of these dogs and teach them the one true way of pure liberalism if you die you can take over the mantel of LCS leader and pave the way when all dogs realize that they too can be liberal.
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Zxkuqyb

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Re: Religious guard dogs
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 02:43:00 pm »

Apparently you can also date guard dogs. Brings a new meaning to the "just kidnap the conservative bitch" option.
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Iskander

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Re: Religious guard dogs
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2008, 06:19:00 pm »

What kind of a name is Phillip Hammond for a dog, anyway?
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