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AfellowDwarf

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #795 on: January 21, 2013, 10:51:23 am »

We purposely caused thw cave-in, so yeah, we killed it. This isn't DF, either, but if all else fails, show him WallPoke the Bone of Terror and say "Let me pass, and this is all yours."
Give up wallpoke? Maybe as a last resort. We should offer him one of our beard-grooming secrets. Ours is obviously dwarfier then his. If he doesn't accept that, we should mention the latter repeatedly while calling him an elf.
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Necrisha

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #796 on: January 22, 2013, 09:37:52 pm »

How about you say you got lost while digging for silver for the fortress he's from and would like to spend a few days getting supplies to go back?
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EDIT: Keas restricted to tropical forests where they belong.  Those evil, EVIL, foul little things.
 
Edit: The baby murderer became a friend of the fortress, which started a loyalty cascade, and now most of the squad is dead.

AfellowDwarf

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #797 on: January 23, 2013, 10:43:01 am »

How about you say you got lost while digging for silver for the fortress he's from and would like to spend a few days getting supplies to go back?
"What about the lizards?"
"Lizards? I don't see any lizards. Are you sober or something?"

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Upon remembering a previous note that we'd need to +1 something, just in case;
Yes. Let's keep in mind that we actually live here. Best not tell tall tales when the truth will be more effective.
+1
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 01:46:07 pm by AfellowDwarf »
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slowpokez

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #798 on: January 23, 2013, 07:08:40 pm »

Like the Peasant dwarf but a bit more crazy :P
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122065.0
I'll keep it running as long as Brewster's still busy. I thought It'd be simpler with 2 threads then having me help out 'round here like Brewster suggested ;D Afterall I couldn't copy his drawing style and I do lack that trait of Brewster's which is slightly reminiscent of sanity.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2013, 07:12:01 pm by slowpokez »
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AfellowDwarf

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Re: the peasant dwarf
« Reply #799 on: January 23, 2013, 07:55:08 pm »

All right. That'll fill up the hole in my life for the time being.
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