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[qwertyuiopas]

I used a {color=red}{color=green}bars{/color}bars{/color} scheme, although I also edited in notepad.

Edit: action:
I go find some good adamantium undergarments.
Who cares if it shouldn't exist?

[Jay]

I used a {color=red}{color=green}bars{/color}bars{/color} scheme, although I also edited in notepad.

Edit: action:
I go find some good adamantium undergarments.
Who cares if it shouldn't exist?

Yeah, I got that much out of quoting it.  That's what I *was* doing for the first turn, as you see.  But it's very tedious.  Changed as mentioned.
Waiting: I'll wait until after I get off work the day after the most recent turn before continuing with no actions/automatic actions for those who can't keep checking it.

[qwertyuiopas]

Thanks for trying, and the bars system was a random choice, as  Ihave been changine the way I do things every update. I'll stick with my bars, go ahead and do whatever.

[Frelock]

I don't form the chains into some fancy armor. (yes, I'm going for reverse psychology)

[Jay]

I don't form the chains into some fancy armor. (yes, I'm going for reverse psychology)

That might get you into some trouble...

1. inaluct
"Clutching my precious aluminum chains in my left hand, I walk over and root through the
equipment boxes for some heavy metal armor or a sharp weapon or something."
[2]You trip and fall.  You drop your chains.
  Location: Start
  Status: Naked, On Ground

2. qwertyuipas
"I go find some good adamantine undergarments."
[5]You found an ☼Adamantine thong☼
  Location: Start
  Status: Wearing ☼Adamantine thong☼
  Exp: 5/10 Searching Current Level 0

3. Frelock
"I don't form the chains into some fancy armor."
[1](I don't believe it!  You actually made it work!)The chains link into ☼Aluminum Chainmail☼ (+1 to defensive rolls vs non-bludgeoning)
  Location: Start
  Status: Wearing ☼Aluminum Chainmail☼ (+1 to rolls vs non-bludgeon)
  Exp: 9/10 Armorsmithing Current Level 0

4. penguinofhonor
"I pull out a cigarette and smoke it."
[3]You break one of your chains and stick a cigarette in your mouth.  It isn't lit.
  Location: Start
  Status: Unlit cigarette in mouth, Naked, Half Chained
Exp: 2/10 Smokin' Current level 0

[inaluct]

I crawl towards the bin and get some sharp weapons and armor. Ideally, the armor would be sharp on the outside only.

[qwertyuiopas]

I do something to add an extra roll whenever  I get a 1 for a chance to bump it up to a 2...

[Frelock]

   That's what you get for giving me the -1.

Since inaluct dropped his chains, I pick them up and make some platemail armor to go over the chainmail with them.

[inaluct]

AAGH

Thief!

[Qmarx]

I attempt to have spontaneously retroactively will have had to have had sneakily existed unchained in plain sight the whole time.

[Thunderwoot]

I try to turn the chains into maracas with my mind

[Flintus10]

I simply shrink myself in order to slip out of my chains

[Emperor_Jonathan]

I mould the chains into a weapon.

[Jay]

The game is now full.

1. inaluct
I crawl towards the bin and get some sharp weapons and armor. Ideally, the armor would be sharp on the outside only.

2. qwertyuiopas
I do something to add an extra roll whenever  I get a 1 for a chance to bump it up to a 2...

3. Frelock
Since inaluct dropped his chains, I pick them up and make some platemail armor to go over the chainmail with them.

4. penguinofhonor
AUTOTURN

5. Qmarx
I attempt to have spontaneously retroactively will have had to have had sneakily existed unchained in plain sight the whole time.

6. Thunderwoot
I try to turn the chains into maracas with my mind

7. Flintus10
I simply shrink myself in order to slip out of my chains

8. Emperor_Jonathan
I mould the chains into a weapon.

Round 3 coming up soon.  EDIT: Round 3 currently being rolled.  Stay tuned.

[Jay]

Bump - Turn Three is Go

Turn Three:

1. inaluct
I crawl towards the bin and get some sharp weapons and armor. Ideally, the armor would be sharp on the outside only.
[2]You crawl and bump into something on the floor.  A closer look reveals that it's...
Oh no!  It's a humaneater!  It tries to eat you: [6]It bites your head off, no defensive roll.  You are dead.
  Location: Start
  Status: Dead, On Ground, Headless (6 required on raising roll)

2. qwertyuiopas
I do something to add an extra roll whenever  I get a 1 for a chance to bump it up to a 2...
[3]You do something but it only causes you to get all sticky.  -1 to roll next turn
  Location: Start
  Status: ☼Adamantine thong☼. Sticky (-1 roll next turn)
  Exp:  1/10 "Something" Current Level 0

3. Frelock
Since inaluct dropped his chains, I pick them up and make some platemail armor to go over the chainmail with them.
[3]You manage to make bracers out of the chains. (+1 to wrist defense roll)
  Location: Start
  Status: ☼Aluminum chainmail☼; *Aluminum bracers*
  Exp: 1/10 Armorsmithing Current Level 1 LEVEL UP! (Negative effects that may arise from failed armorsmithing negated)

4. penguinofhonor
AUTOTURN: You attempt to light the cigarette with your now-free hand.
[1]You burn your hand off. -1 HP
  Location: Start
  Status: Missing a hand (Cannot use two hand-items at once), Half Chained, Bleeding (-1 HP every turn unless you roll a 3-6 on a clot roll), Naked
  HP: 9/10
  Exp: 3/10 Smokin' Current Level 0

5. Qmarx
I attempt to have spontaneously retroactively will have had to have had sneakily existed unchained in plain sight the whole time.
[3]You are free.
  Location: Start
  Status: Naked

6. Thunderwoot
I try to turn the chains into maracas with my mind
[2]You have a headache and cannot continue.
  Location: Start
  Status: Naked, Headache (-1 to all mental checks next turn)

7. Flintus10
I simply shrink myself in order to slip out of my chains
[3]You shrunk, and escaped the chains, but now you are the size of an ant.
  Location: Start
  Status: Naked, Tiny (Instant death if attacked by regular size foe)

8. Emperor_Jonathan
I mould the chains into a weapon.
[3]The chains are small and useful only as a somewhat ineffective mace.
  Location: Start
  Status: Naked, Wielding Aluminum Mace (No armor check, but damage calculated normally)

*1. Humaneater
A fearsome monster with a huge head.  Fairly small, but can bite heads off with a single chomp.
  Location: Start
  Status: Digesting inaluct's head (Cannot move next turn)

Ahahahah.  Oh man, you just got raped, inaluct.  Totally not my fault..  I wasn't quite expecting the only 6 of the turn to be..  that.
The humaneater was (as I expected) only going to nip at you and cause you 1/10 damage, not an instant death as the overshot caused...
5 would have allowed you a defensive roll against the same effect, but it was a 6...

World: An intercom blares. "A prisoner is dead!  A prisoner is dead!  All other prisoners, be aware of a scroll of resurrection (Auto-6 Raise Roll) descending from a pneumatic hole in the ceiling."