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nanomage

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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #120 on: January 16, 2014, 08:24:30 am »

I've never got anything worse than 10 life sentences, even 1400 murders with a few treason charges. has it changed in the newer versions?
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roushguy

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« Reply #121 on: January 16, 2014, 10:01:29 am »

Imagine, for a moment, a crazed femme fatale, dressed in SEAL stealth gear, missing her right arm, and toting a Deagle.

Now imagine that Waffles here has single-handedly murdered over six hundred Conservative automatons, most of them police, SWAT, or army. She's also single-handedly robbed banks, cracked supercomputers, pressed the Big Red Button, and broken out prisoners. As everything is swinging toward liberalism, (except for free speech, which was C+) I decide to let her defend herself in the courtroom, just to get the charges out of the way.

Nearly a thousand charges of murder.
Twenty-some treason.
Thirty terrorism charges.
Two hundred kidnapping charges.
SIX. THOUSAND. HARMFUL. SPEECH.
Other assorted charges too menial to count.


Defended herself.
Hangin' Judge for a judge.
Badly stacked against her jury.
Final conviction?
GUILTY!
Waffles, you are sentenced to DEATH!

Very next day, a squad of five dogs, in SEAL stealth gear and wielding axes, breaks her out of prison.
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IronTomato

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« Reply #122 on: January 17, 2014, 12:41:29 pm »

I just had my only member buried up to their neck in a fire ant nest for 2 counts of breaking and entering.
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mosshadow

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« Reply #123 on: January 19, 2014, 01:55:52 pm »

I just had my only member buried up to their neck in a fire ant nest for 2 counts of breaking and entering.

Wait thats really possible in this game??
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FinetalPies

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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #124 on: January 19, 2014, 04:00:02 pm »

Nightmare mode is my favourite mode
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EuchreJack

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« Reply #125 on: January 19, 2014, 11:59:24 pm »

Nightmare mode is my favourite the only mode

Fixed that for you.   :P
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I think the word you were looking for is "monster".

Azerty

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« Reply #126 on: January 20, 2014, 01:10:15 pm »

I just had my only member buried up to their neck in a fire ant nest for 2 counts of breaking and entering.

Wait thats really possible in this game??

At C+ laws, Arch-Conservatives show themselves to be.. inventive about execution methods.
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IronTomato

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« Reply #127 on: January 21, 2014, 11:27:48 am »

I just had my only member buried up to their neck in a fire ant nest for 2 counts of breaking and entering.

Wait thats really possible in this game??

At C+ laws, Arch-Conservatives show themselves to be.. inventive about execution methods.
Mhm. Death sentences have weird variations in this game.
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BFEL

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Re: You are sentenced to..
« Reply #128 on: February 15, 2014, 02:25:59 am »

Yeah it sucks when you're trying for a pacifist run and the ONE THING that refuses to Liberalize is Free Speech.
Nothing like losing because you use a printing press :P
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EuchreJack

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« Reply #129 on: February 15, 2014, 11:53:25 am »

Hence why I don't go pacifist, instead consolidating my armory and my printing press.
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I think the word you were looking for is "monster".
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